Marvel Reviews w/ Rambo - S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 3 (2016)

 

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• Laws of Nature
• My first thought was oh, somebody got hold of those crystals and disintegrated but that is a lot more destruction than a crystal.
• His powers are extreme heat? Even when not touching the item?
• Look at Skye being all cool with her powers and a super suit.
• DAISY?!? YOU'RE INTRODUCING YOURSELF AS DAISY NOW?!? Lame.
• How come none of them got on the air craft transport thing with him?
• Who is this other agency working against SHIELD?
• I appreciate that we are also acknowledging the fish oil thing.
• How does she not know it's S.H.I.E.L.D. taking them?
• Oh, she is straight up opening their chests.
• It is crazy how much people put on their social media feeds and then assume others won't know these things about them.
• When did Bobbi become a science geek?
• I understand needing them to go through training and such to get the powers under control but why can't they go back to their already existing life?
• I guess even Skye still loses control sometimes.
• I'm glad they at least know that Simmons was swallowed, if only they could get her out.
• Wow, Fitz is kind of turning into a bad mama jama.
• Hey man, it is your fault you didn't stay in your car to be the get away driver.
• If they both wanted to meet, why did they have to be locked up/detained?
• Who in the world is this tribal porcupine hair looking Beast and why is he looking for the Inhumans? Are they a Kree?
• What was that detonator that they set up and had go off? Were the government guys going to just abandon our S.H.I.E.L.D guys there?
• Is that Simmons?? Where is she?? Did she swap places with a Kree and that is how they got on to Earth?
• Purpose in the Machine
• Why did it only morph AFTER the rest of the people showed up?
• Back with Hydra? Baby, Ward is running Hydra.
• I can barely remember things from the night before, how does this man remember things from centuries ago?
• Soooooo are we saying that Ancient Hebrew is just Alien language?
• SECRET TUNNEL!
• Sounds like making the Xmen to be honest.
• How did he find Mae?
• How in the world is he going to transport the monolith? He cant touch it, not to mention it is heavy...
• What is it doing to Skye?
• I wonder what they are going to think when they see that Ward is taking over Hydra.
• Well, on the bright side, if Skye is going to be the one opening the portal she hopefully won't get sick from it.
• Oh we didn't tell the god guy that we have humans with powers now did we?
• How did none of y'all see that coming?
• Why do I not see a cable running into the portal when they go to the shot of the hole?
• They broke the stone?!?
• Ooo, they saved Simmons though!
• A Wanted (Inhu)man
• He's just full on doing all the crime to survive now huh? Why not just help S.H.I.E.L.D.?
• Who is this guy that is the only one he trusts?
• So much for being able to trust this guy.
• Shouldn't shocking a metal bat have shocked the guy too?
• Oh, it did, my bad.
• Just a car but had to correct that it was a him not a her.
• To be fair, it was be KOd or do the KOing.
• Aww, she loves him.
• Welp, now Skye is going to hate Colson and S.H.I.E.L.D.
• Why couldn't he have offered that something better first?? What is the something better?
• Now why does she think she has to go back? Does she think she doesn't belong on Earth anymore?
• Devils You Know
• Um why is this kid floating? Is it really that hard to walk two steps to give them a towel?
• OH! They are from the island!
• And now they are about to lose 3 more Inhumans.
• Or maybe only 2?
• Who is he? Does she know the he?
• Y'know, maybe a heads-up that they were coming to provide backup would've been nice.
• No caccoons? Do you think they transform like butterflies from caterpillars?
• He's allergic to his own species?
• If he doesn't like it then why is he still doing it?
• Why did he let Skye live?
• HE CAN SHAPESHIFT?!?
• Oh, the things you do, for the people you love.
• So not only did you KO him but you also kaboomed him? Why was that necessary?
• But why do you need to get back there?
• 4,722 Hours
• The fact that she remained relatively calm AND had the mindset to do voice notes of her observations.
• That is what we are concerned about? No sun?
• Aww she spent time thinking about their date.
• A dust storm, fabulous.
• But what if that water is poison to humans?
• And now you're swimming in it. Good good.
• Yum. FIsh.
• How is her phone still charged??
• Where did she get the sticks from though?
• Why does she assume something is walking through the poles? Why can't it just be the wind?
• They look human.
• THEY SPEAK ENGLISH!
• So does she want to go back for this person?
• He didn't think she was real?
• If that is true and a monster comes if it smells blood, what about her period? She has been there for over a month roaming around.
• How does he have all these things from Earth with him?
• HE'S AN ASTRONAUT!
• He does not look like he has been there for 14 years.
• It's funny that he is surprised that the phone has 128 GB of space when I have one that is a TB.
• How did NASA get the monolith?
  
• Survival is not all that matters because surviving implies that there is a future and unless you can thrive, there is no need to survive.
• Is this why she cried at the dinner? She was thinking of this Astronaut?
• A sword? Were there people before NASA?
• Looks like she found the human remains. And an unknown cloaked figure.
• OH! That was the no fly zone. Hmm.
• Aw man, that would've been so dope if that bottle had made it to the portal.
• Oops. Gemma is falling for this other older guy.
• So much for the sunrise.
• Why would he tell her to run and that she could make it when they could run together.
• Can he really be mad at her? She was there for weeks!
• Aww, he got to see the sunrise. Atleast he is alive.
• I wonder if there is a difference in how time goes by there and that is why the guy from 14 years prior didn't seem to be nearly as old as he should have been.
• Among Us Hide ...
• Oh wow. That wasn't him that was there lying on the ground bleeding out.
• Is him calling her Tremors really healthy?
• That was a cool tool, unlocking all of the boxes like that. It's a shame it triggered all the alarms though.
• Oh, it was her personal house that she got a call about? Dang.
• You knew Colson was getting a tour today, you can not get upset about him being there.
• THE PROFESSOR IS THE BEAST?!?
• Does he know he is the Beast?
• Oh he definitely knows he is that Beast. He ended up setting the fire himself to hide it.
• That would explain why he is so against the initiative, because he doesn't want them to exist at all.
• They were so concerned it was the other government agency that was provided the Beast with the intel but it's actually S.H.I.E.L.D.
• Choas Theory
• So he became exposed when trying to help S.H.I.E.L.D., he wasn't always this way.
• How did he get control of his so quickly?
• Is his power like a Jackyl and Hyde situation?
• I wonder if Fitz is hurt by her being with another guy while she was stranded in a strange world...
• Ooo, that's cool. Never seen that before. The plane not only lands on top of the base but it becomes part of the base.
• Seeing a photo of him there makes him very real.
• Maybe the Doc doesn't actually have it under control, he looked like he was getting ready to attack.
• Who gave the doctor a night night defense?
• Why didn't he just come clean and tell them when he transformed?
• Why didn't Colson just start using a clip on tie?
• I am still curious if Colson would've turned into an Inhuman too since he was brought back to life with the Alien DNA. I guess we will never know though huh?
• She is constantly learning new things she can manage with her powers.
• Another secret ancient order taking over the world. Good grief.
• She isn't working with the government; she is working with Hydra. That's messed up
• Many Heads, One Tale
• Why are we continuing to have Mae be in the dark?
• Did he really just sacrifice all those people on that plane?
• How does he recite everything she says while also listening to her say more? I get so scrambled doing just that.
• Oh god, not a single finger chopstick typer.
• Aww, she loves them both.
• Wait, did Hydra take the Doc away and tell S.H.I.E.L.D. nothing??
• They are trying to turn people themselves?
• That's very fair, she did indeed say Tahiti.
• DOES SHE HAVE A PILL TO TURN HIM?!?
• Are you telling me she doesn't even know what is going on in her own office?
• Oh, so now you want to come clean about who told you about Tahiti.
• Uhoh. Not gonna lie, kind of cool with the telekinesis, even if it is against the good guys.
• How do they ensure that nobody is in those parking spots?? That is a very big section to keep cleared.
• Is that stone from in the hole in the giant monolith? I wonder what would've happened if the parts were all put into it before it was destroyed.
• Hydra isn't Hydra. It's the Ram.
• What does all of this have to do with the Inhumans though?
• Closure
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• Maveth
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• Bouncing Back
• The Inside Man