First of all. I do not like you turning our heroes against one another and turning them into villains. Secondly, I feel like we got a number of new characters brought in that we did not get a proper introduction to, like the Black Panther, Peggy Carter's niece, and most of all Spidey, where is his new origin story and how did Stark find him?!?
And another thing, I did not realize just how big our Avengers team had grown into; they really should be split into groups to take turns patrolling, or have a leader who figures out who to dispatch to certain missions based on skill set. Also, where are Thor and Hulk in this shenanigans? Are they not considered Avengers anymore? Where is Fury in all of this? Would he agree with how things have been turning out lately?
!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!
- So Bucky is coming back again? Wasn't he already back though?
- Is that the red witchy girl from the floating island?
- Can Capt really not wear any other outfit? Something more camouflaged or like a regular civilian, perhaps?
- Aww, his little drone birds can move their wings. Cute.
- Why are we trying to steal an infectious disease? Trying to start our own global pandemic?
- Did he really name the drone? Like the nerd in SHIELD named them?
- What happened to his face?
- Ooo, she was able to contain the blast for a second. Too bad she sent it up into a building and hurt more innocents...
- Wait, is that Tony Stark? He looks so young... who are these people?
- HE IS WEARING A MISTER SOFTEE SHIRT!!!
- Oh, it's a memory. Interesting.
- Why did he cut off the speech like that? It was nice of him to donate all that money to the students' projects though.
- A lady with a grudge, be careful Tony. ... Wait, was he even there?
- Oh, so witchy lady's name is Wanda Maxima. Is Wanda a teen or an adult? Her room screams teen but her appearance says 30s.
- His red skin still hits a spot in my brain that is similar to dislike. I feel like he should be blue. Like pastel blue.
- Why do we keep showing all the old battle footage and holding it against the Avengers? They saved more lives with their actions that they purposefully harmed.
- Why was the paperwork handed to Wanda initially?
- Excuse me but the world should not own the Avengers. Each of the Avengers are their own person and are allowed their own rights. You don't give rules to Superman do you? Just because they are a group they can now be owned by you and have to report to you to get permission to do stuff?
- So if this movie includes all the Avengers, why is it a Captain America movie? Just because it revolves around Bucky? Are the Avengers going to be involved in all of it?
- Why does this guy, about to do waterboard-type stuff, look a little like Spiderman?
- How does the Jarvis body hear without ears?
- So Stark doesn't agree with the choices they made in Wakanda?
- RIP Peggy.
- Wait, isn't this kid who eventually becomes Black Panther? Doesn't he get some kind of power? He just doesn't come off like it.
- That was an interesting explosion.
- Is Capt the father?? I didn't think they ever did it...
- So the Avengers can't act on their own, but he can?
- Y'know, I feel like their disguises are really not that conspicuous and would make them stand out more than blend in.
- Wait, is the Peter Parker look-alike Bucky???
- I'm sorry, is that another Kaboom toy in his closet?
- So no, Peter Parker look-alike is not Bucky.
- "I'm not gonna kill anyone," as he proceeds to deflect and throw bricks at the soldiers. Not to mention throwing Capt.
- Where'd he get the suit? Does it come out of that ring he had? Are his powers genetic?
- Capt ... You're really painting yourself into the bad guy here with helping Bucky fight those soldiers and stealing a police car and trying to squish the Black Panther...
- How the heck do you just start walking out of the car as it starts spinning out of control and rolling??
- Why did he just readily remove his mask like that?? Whatever happened to a hero's secret identity was everything?
- Aww, that's cute of Jarvis Body to try cooking for her.
- I'm confused, was Berlin where the conference thing was being held or did we transport them to a completely different country? Why did we have to say what country we were in just now?
- I'm kind of surprised that Capt is no longer in cuffs.
- Oof. It's like a parent punishing a child, taking their toys away until they learn to behave.
- Oh, hmm, seeing the repercussions of not being able to help on a whim already are we?
- What will break first, Capt., the building or the helicopter?
- Not the only Winter Soldier? What does that mean??
- WOAH WOAH WOAH
- We get Spiderman before we actually get Spiderman?? How does that work out?
- So Tony found out about him and his powers before he had even made a name for himself?
- So does Wanda want to help or not? She seemed really into following the rules in that meeting, and now she is breaking them...
- Aw, she stole their superhero stuff for them.
- Oh. She is def not Capt's daughter...
- ANT MAN!
- So is Bucky good now?
- When did the Panther join their team?
- What did he just call Spidey? Underoos? Like underwear?
- So I googled it, it's a Fruit of the Loom product. Underwear for kids. The picture shows hero outfits... Never heard of it till now though.
- Wait, who is on whose side? I am lost now.
- Spidey keeps fanboying...
- Soooooo IronMan, Vision (aka Jarvis), Panther, Spidey, Black Widow, WarHammer vs Capt., Hawkeye, Wanda, Antman, Bucky, Falcon... Where do Thor and Hulk fall?
- Not Capt. trying to relate with Spidey because they're both from New York lol
- Ant-Man pretending to be Stark's conscience is kind of funny.
- Woah, woah, woah, Spidey is not allowed to cuss!
- And this is less destructive than normal?
- "We haven't met yet. I'm Clint." "I don't care."
- I thought Widow was on Stark's side?
- Wait, why is he done? What did he do wrong? Why does Stark sound mad?
- Wow, I wonder if Falcon planned for that.
- Oof. He could've died.
- Whose body was that?
- An underwater base? Also, what happened to Stark's arm?
- Is that Wanda?
- Oh, it's not just an underwater base, it's an underwater jail where they stashed all the villains they turned from heroes.
- Why is he trying to be their friend?
- Y'know, Stark's beard is giving the Timekeeper from Alice in Wonderland. Ooo, ooo, it's also giving the Hunger Games talk show host.
- Are these all the other "Winter Soldiers"?
- Why is the Panther here?
- Still don't really know who this OG Spidey look-alike is...
- Bucky killed Stark's parents?
- Wouldn't they have seen strangulation marks on her neck?
- Y'know, before this movie, I thought Tony's mom died years before and that the dad died working on that Tomorrowland project we saw in the other movie.
- I still am not a huge fan of the female voice in the suit. I think this one sounds a little too human for me.
- Doesn't even care about killing dad, cares about killing mom.
- Good thing that the core doesn't control if Tony lives or dies anymore.
- Is Panther's suit bulletproof? Why would he stick his hand in the way like that?
- Was that an Irish accent just then?
- How can you just force somebody to only use the bathroom twice a day? You can't expect everyone to be like Sheldon Cooper... What happens when he poops or pees himself in the vestibule?
- Warhammer looks very old in this movie; he did not age well at all.
- Did Capt. take out all those guards to free the other heroes??
- So then is Black Panther on the Vigilante Avengers team?
- Why does he need his logo as a light coming out of his bracelet?
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