Marvel Reviews w/ Rambo - Daredevil Season 1 (2015)

 

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• Into the Ring
• Somebody get us some help. As if there weren't just three people surrounding him when you ran up. Like you made them back up away from him.
• This is a long talk with the priest... was this necessary?
• Only a $1k per person? Man, a parent spends 300k on a kid by the time they are 18, you can atleast get 10 times what you did by stealing them away. God knows the person that buys them is going to make even more off them.
• Why do we assume the moan is somebody else in bed rather than just him stretching.
• I'm sorry he has been practicing law for 7 hours? They didn't work anywhere before hand?
• Why are they trying to take out this poor girl in her cell like that?
• Do you think the actor struggled to not look at people and stuff when talking without the glasses on?
• Wow, his other senses really are enhanced.
• Cut Man
• She looks familiar.
• Wait, is this our Daredevil guy or somebody else?
• Aww, little Daredevil is a little doctor for his daddy.
• You can do homework while watching the match, multitasking man.
• Wait, is he blind here?
• So the girl they saved in the first episode works for them now?
• Is she going to become his private doctor and know his secret identity?
• His current costume makes me think of Zorro.
• Aww, is his dad going to throw the fight? And by that I mean not the way he is being paid to do so.
• Did they stop to think that maybe he isn't home?
• Everyone gets a mask now!
• HE HEARD HIS DAD GET SHOT FROM HERE?!?
• That's messed up that they keep him locked away like that.
• Rabbit in a Snowstorm
• Dang, smashed him in with a bowling ball all because he wouldn't let him play?
• Why did he hide the gun?
• Oh so they did intern! That should count as experience in my opinion.
• Not one but 3 cars? Jesus.
• But he didn't do the trustworthy thing with this new client?
• Every time they say Hell's Kitchen I assume they mean the show...
• Wow, he is going against his own conscience.
• I LOOK AWAY FOR TWO SECONDS AND HE SLAMS HIS HEAD INTO A SPIKE?!?
• ...It looks like a plain white canvas to me.
• In the Blood
• Ooo we haven't seen our dock lady in a little bit, nice to see she didn't just disappear.
• At least he is trying to be considerate and offering to call before showing up.
• Lol they mentioned Iron Man and Thor.
• Having a previous boss named McClintock and a current boss named Murdock is not very helpful when you are going to try saying one of them OD'd on pills and I mix up the two names...
• He is very soft-spoken, and it is a little weird, considering she speaks at a normal volume and her voice reverberates.
• So he can speak at a normal volume! Why does he keep going back and forth?
• Why is he complaining? They have money now, don't they? Can't he decorate the office?
• Not him throwing his blind walker thing in the trash. What are those things called, actually? Because I almost said crutch, but it's definitely not that. Is it considered a cane?
• Why is she sketching the bidders? They could just be completely random people.
• Why does he absentmindedly touch the pin like that?
• She has adapted to him being part of her life very quickly. She knew he would come to save her and that it was him who turned out the lights. I am also astonished that she managed to think to maneuver to get her hands free like that.
• When does he get the red suit?
• See? That easy. He got the office equipment that he wanted.
• Well, that wasn't a no technically.
• That's crazy that the blood spattered all the way across the back seat of the car.
• World on Fire
• He is slick, that is for sure. But she also very clearly wanted him to be romantically involved in her life from that first day they met.
• HE HAS NO HEAD.
• There is no way he would ever leave a calling card like that, c'mon guy.
• A stun gun? Do you think that will be enough?
• Do his glasses change colors or does he have multiple pairs?
• God dang, the cops are on that other crooks team.
• Aww, he is so sweet, trying to help her fix up the place while they work on the lawsuit.
• Why is he playing into the thing of cutting off the Russian's head? That wasn't him...
• Ooo, she gave him a second chance.
• What is he going to do with the body after he cleans it up?
• Well, that is one way of spinning the truth.
• ...Does she realize that he is the one that started this fire? Is she secretly evil?
• OH! Did Marcel purposefully call in a wrong location to trick the peoples for the fire to go off?
• Oopsies. He's in trouble now.
• Condemned
• Why is he using playing cards to track his theories?
• OH! It's tracking the hierarchy of it.
• Sure, let's just notify the whole building yelling in the stairwell.
• How is he seeing right now?
• Poor new kid has no idea what he is doing.
• Shouldn't we pretty much know all this stuff the Russian is telling us? Oh well I guess we do, it's our hero that doesn't.
• Dang, he faked that he was weak so that he could overtake the hero.
• Oh no, our hero was meant to be painted as just that, not the criminal who "shot cops".
• Stick
• Wow. That blade cut right through him.
• HE'S BLIND TOO!!
• Chubby is gonna be backtracking if and when he finds out his so-called devil is his best friend.
• Does he get all his court papers printed in braille?!? Cool.
• Ooo, I thought he was going to be a new fighter for our hero to take on, but it's a sensei.
• Why should he have to be alone forever?
• How did the old guy know about all this stuff way back then?
• Aww, she thinks Froggy is handsome.
• Why do they assume she was snooping? She dropped off groceries!
• A little kid?
• Why were we aiming for the kid?!?
• Who the heck is this broad-shouldered man? And why does our old sensei sound like a transformer with his deep voice?
• Shadows in the Glass
• Y'know, sometimes Baldie comes off as a normal man just trying to live his life. And then he goes and has to make a call like those buildings going kaboom, and you realize he's an actual threat.
• Aww, big boss man was just an innocent child forced to do bad things.
• What is the significance of the Black Sky?
• Fisk's father ran for election? And his mom was past due on expenses to the company he now owns? My, how things have changed.
• Where does Froggy get his lingo from???
• Wow, he was really going to take out his own partner.
• Wow, I thought the bully was going to be a little kid that matched his son's stature, not a full-grown teen/adult. 
• It almost feels like Baldie doesn't want to be a bad guy and blames his dad.
• Of course she speaks english dummy! How else would she understand you without a translator?
• Uh oh, are they going to go after his girlfriend?
• Wow, he is strong!
• I thought chinese lady just told him he is getting weak, how is a relationship going to help?
• Is she secretly a bigger mob boss than he is? Is she going to take over? lol
• HE KILLED HIS OWN FATHER?!?
• Oh, the painting he baught reminds him of staring at the blank wall.
• Wow. Now his name is out in the open and that journalist guy just got rid of the entire article he just typed up.
• Speak of the Devil
• All our people are starting to converge into a single team now.
• If we take out Fisk in this first season who is going to be the villain in the next one?
• Is he really going to turn what the chinese woman said to him onto the zorro wanna be hero?
• I mean better to have them offer double the money offer than take their lives.
• Wonder if he will recognize his voice?
• :( And here we are mourning the loss of the woman anyway. That is messed up.
• -.- Are we really about to blame the residents of the building for this?!?
• Fisk is a good actor.
• Wait, did we do a time jump in this episode?
• Uhoh, are the besties gonna end up dead now too?
• FIRE!
• Fisk wanted this? Are you serious?
• Aww, he cares for his friends well being. Bet he sobered up real fast though, huh?
• And now he knows the truth.
• Nelson v. Murdock
• Wonder if the friend figured out to call the doctor lady?
• The answer to the above is yes.
• Why is he now confused about the blindness? HE KNOWS HIM SINCE COLLEGE! 
• Sir, you weren't lied to; you just don't have all the information.
• I don't believe that. You can be light for those who deserve it and shadow for those who don't deserve the light.
• Aww, she was doing so well holding a conversation with her, and then she backtracked. That is so sad.
• I'm surprised that Froggy didn't know about the listening thing beforehand because of the lie detecting and such.
• Their bond in college is very cute and sincere, and the fact that his friend is now hating him for not telling him about being a vigilante is very sad.
• So who does Baldie have in this old folks' home?
• Is it going to be his friend who designs his suit?
• They went to see his mom. Wow.
• Are we tattling on him to his mommy?
• In this moment, giving that speech, I start to think that Baldie should be a Gotham badguy with the ice guy and the penguin man.
• THEY'VE BEEN POISONED!
• Aw, Froggy is leaving!
• The Path of Righteous
• Wow. Little Nurse pushed back on Baldie and refused to let him in. She has guts. She will be dead by morning.
• Ew, he went crawling back to blondie.
• His doctor friend came back again?
• So Baldie will end up taken care of all on his own?
• Aww, he wants to protect his girlfriend. Tin Man has a heart.
• Oh yeah, sure, just shoot all over in the air and hope something sticks, that always works out well.
• Isn't Vistain his mom? Why did he put her to voicemail?
• They went to visit her a couple of days prior though I thought? Why is she only just calling now to tell them? Also, how does she have the mindset to tell them about it? Maybe she is just doing it innocently... I hope.
• Oh yeah, that was so discreet compared to how he was doing it originally.
• Aw, he is crying like a baby.
• HIS SUPER SUIT!
• Aww, he is keeping his secret even if he doesn't want to.
• It's crazy that Paige managed to take that shot. I feel like it is going to haunt her for the rest of her life.
• ... I wonder if Baldie heard the shot ring out and if he is going to hunt her down now for KO-ing his man.
• The Ones We Leave Behind
• Look at them talking all civilized and making jokes.
• Working on his super suit lol.
• She thinks he was good! Hey, at least it gets her to listen to him for a second.
• Why doesn't she just come clean to him that she was kidnapped? She doesn't have to mention what she did.
• Take back that soul girl! 
• Why was the other blind person suspicious to him?
• Wow, he knows the city VERY well...
• Oh, wow, get accused of being paid off by Baldie and respond by firing the guy, totally makes sense. Couldn't just run his stupid article in a back-page fold of the paper somewhere.
• Hope the door doesn't lock behind him ... oh it didn't.
• Why are there so many blind people?
• How did he escape the horde of blind zombies attacking him?
• I definitely thought he was calling our masked man a heroine instead of discussing the white powder.
• Where is considerably further than China from New York?
• Y'know, it's really weird how sometimes the people with Alzheimer's have no recollection of 5 minutes ago, and then there are nights where they remember everything that has ever happened to them since birth.
• OH MY LORD! Did the Newspaper Boss snitch on him to Baldie??
• Poor journalist man. :(
• Daredevil
• She is rightfully paranoid about Baldie coming for her next to be honest.
• Vanessa was the target, and she's somehow the only one who had a medical problem that survived.
• 10 MILLION?!?
• His world is about to come crashing down and it's mostly his own doing.
• Aww, Froggy has been stealing documents from the other law firm on Baldie. He's gonna be dead next and if he isn't he definitely won't be practicing law anymore.
• Glad the team is back together now.
• They are horrible at lying to her.
• Is Froggy going to follow after Zorro and end up hurt?!?
• I love that these other cops looked at him with his bloodied face but didn't even look phased that it could be something serious.
• These people are going to be watching their backs for the rest of their lives or until everyone in kahoots is killed off. There is no in between.
• So who is going to run the city now with all these people being taken into custody?
• Aww, he got her a ring.
• If you truly loved all the people in your city, you wouldn't have wanted to harm any of them whether they worked for or against you or neither.
• HE CORRUPTED THE FEDS?!?
• How does he expect him to see the color differences in the suit?
• She will be the new villian won't she?
• Oof, using his own weapon against him is vicious.
• Aww, no Karen and Froggy romance story for us.
• Sees a concrete wall thinks of his ex.