Marvel Movie Reviews w/ Rambo - The Amazing Spiderman (2012)

 

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• Aww, he is so cute and innocent in this intro. I do not remember any of this...
• Wait. In The Amazing Spider-Man, it's his dad who gives him the powers?
• I will admit, Peter does come off cooler in this movie rather than just a total nerd.
• Why does he pretend to be somebody else to get in? Why doesn't he just say he wants a tour or something?
• Why does this Peter have Gwen Stacey instead of MJ? Also, was Gwen smart in the other Spider-Man series? I thought she was a model?
• So much for staying with the group...
• As smart as he came off, talking to the guy and using the genes to heal somebody, shouldn't he know not to touch something he doesn't know anything about? Especially something in a lab that is likely an experiment?
• Why do people need to fuck with others just because they fall asleep in a public place?
• That meatloaf looks dry as a bone, not yummy.
• First of all, why did it hurt to pull the thread out of his neck? Secondly, why was there spider silk thread coming out of his neck? It's not like the spider crawled up inside of him.
• He stole the files? Oh nevermind, they are his dad's files.
• So he both does and doesn't have control over his powers yet, why?
• I swear, if he forgets about Aunt Mae, that's messed up.
• But it's just a computer rendition, which doesn't mean it will actually work for sure.
• How dare he what? Uncle Ben has been there raising you for your parents since you were a child!
• Why would the store owner expect the kid to help him stop a crook? Call the cops dude.
• Wasn't she just telling the crook to stop, and now she's calling Peter crazy?
• Is OSCORP sending him stuff or is he buying it?
• I will say, this version of the Spiderman is much more proactive with finding the guy that hurt Uncle Ben then the Original Spiderman.
• Couldn't even remember to get the eggs, what a shame.
• If they want human trials, why doesn't the scientist just do it on himself since he seems to be missing a hand?
• Oh, he does use it on himself...
• Now here's a good question; while the serum worked and regrew the body part, will it regrow any body part from then on and be a permanent change in the genome or is it just temporary?