This movie just solidified why I do not like the Andrew Garfield version of Spider-Man. How he acts at the beginning is so out of character for how he has been in all previous renditions, even in comparison to his own first movie, if I were being honest. And as smart as Peter is meant to be, he really has some moments where he is lacking clarity, and it's a little off-putting. The movie as a whole also lacks any significant action; it seems far more focused on the love story between Gwen and Peter, which is hard to believe for a two-hour-long film. I think the only two parts I enjoyed were the secret train, which gave National Treasure vibes and the little kid who dressed up as Spidey to save the day at the end when the real Spider-Man didn't want to be a hero anymore.
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- Peter's dad knew he was a monster for the project he was working on?
- He had to have been working on more than just genes that allow you to heal.
- How the heck did blowing the windows out cause the door to fly off?
- The way Spider-Man is behaving here does not feel at all like how he was behaving in the first movie.
- Yeah, that is kind of why you shouldn't have everyone tailing so closely together.
- ...How did he grab that vial with his foot?
- They never show us where the bullets land and which innocent lives are impacted by them.
- Is he seeing the ghost of the chief because of the fact that he isn't staying away from Gwen?
- Well, you can't live like this, nor can he. He doesn't want to see the ghost of your dead dad everywhere, ma'am.
- It's crazy how there are always going to be haters who think the worst of you, even though all you do is the best you can, even for superheroes trying to save lives.
- I still don't understand why Gwen gets to know his identity, but Aunt Mae doesn't.
- Uh oh, he saved Max one time, and now he is gonna become a villain because Spider-Man doesn't live up to his expectations, huh?
- How do we know Spider-Man is a Leo?
- Oh boy, he just gets attached to anybody who remembers his name huh?
- So in the original Spider-Man movie is was Green Goblin who had a boy named Harry that was friends with Peter, and in this universe, there's an old man dying in the dark who has a son named Harry? Is the old man the lizard guy from the last movie? His fingers look weird.
- I'm sorry but the Max guy should've taken the Oscorp to court for the way all these people treated him and expected him to work even when they were off.
- Harry and Peter are friends in this universe too???
- I thought him and Gwen were done?
- Peter is such a stalker.
- Poor guy is just confused and scared.
- Why do people have to call him a freak and all those other names? It's so mean. They are the reason their city is filled with villains.
- So in this rendition of Spider-Man, he looks like he has devices on his wrist to make the webs instead of them coming out of his wrist itself.
- I thought electricity and water didn't mix? How did shooting him down with a hose work?
- So, since we don't want to think about Gwen anymore, we are gonna hyperfocus on our dead parents instead?
- Is he trying to make it so his web can transfer electricity?
- Why did we put a criminal with an extreme medical illness, if you will, in an insane asylum?
- Why do they always make the mad scientists have a German accent?
- I'm sorry, but how can somebody be approving documents they have no information on?
- So you're going to use his name to approve the experiments but you are going to revoke his access to that information?
- How did they know he would eventually access those files to try and pin it all on him though? And why must we pin it all on him? Why not pin it on his dead father?
- Did he really just waste that coin in the turnstile?
- This secret train thing is giving the free masons vibes.
- For somebody who is dying, Harry is very nimble and able to protect himself.
- Wow, Oxford is an instant thing? That's crazy.
- Ooo, we got him a special suit that he can make materialize or not just like his own body!
- Why is there a Green Goblin-looking suit and glider in the basement? I thought Green Goblin didn't exist in this version?
- Their love was so strong it broke the power grid lol not actually but y'know, funny.
- Oops, she just called him by his actual name and she knows it, wonder if she will say she puts his life in danger now.
- Are his webs really that strong that she had to use a pocket knife to get free?
- TESLA COIL MUSIC!!!
- Gwen, you really need to stop calling him by his actual name.
- Do they really think the planes will be able to move out of each other's way in less than 60 seconds?
- But also they could clearly see eachothers lights so why didn't they start moving on their own accord?
- It's kind of funny how the spiderweb silk reaches out like it is a hand.
- Dude, you saved her from going splat but the whiplash along could cause head trauma if not death.
- If he would've just let her go to Oxford without saying anything she would still be alive.
- Y'know, if he hadn't gotten there in time and the Rhino had done something to that little boy, Spidey would not be very proud of himself and I don't think the city wouldnt have been either.
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