Not their worst movie, not their best. It has its moments. I just find it really hard to understand how we get this metal man that seems like he should be in the Transformers universe instead of the Marvels verse. It also seemed that while there were some decent fight scenes that provided us with action-packed moments, the fighting was overall just meh. I much prefer the hand-to-hand combat we see in the original Captain America or in some of the TV shows that Marvel has produced. I am also not super sure of what to make of the end credits scene. I know, being from way after this movie releases, who that person is meant to be and the outcome of his actions, but the line he delivers in those 30 seconds doesn't show his connection to the things that have happened thus far in the verse. What are we trying to accomplish, and who is actually causing these things to occur?
!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!
- Wow, right into the action, huh?
- Ooo, a shield on the house, interesting.
- And Jarvis can talk to all of them from the plane? Wild.
- "Why are they lining up?" "They are excited"
- Are the watch your language comments because Disney?
- The little yay from Tony for the secret door was cute.
- Are the enhanced those that had the Capt serum put into them or people who have powers because of the caterpillar stuff? Or people with powers like Skye from SHIELD.
- Oof, the Avengers are down. No bueno.
- So, is there only one of these sceptors? Does it go back and forth between the Avengers and in protective S.H.I.E.L.D. custody?
- It's kind of cute how Tony and Hulk are buddies and science geek lab partners.
- Oh, Ultron is a straight-up bot? That makes sense why the name sounds like a Transformer villain. I thought it was a person or an alien from another planet.
- So is Ultron from the sceptor?
- War Machine looks like he lost weight. He looks smaller. And not in a good way.
- He did try warning them it was not something they could handle.
- "You're not worthy."
- Ultron thinks they are all killers?
- HE KILLED JARVIS?!?
- Doesn't that make him a killer too?
- That was a horrible slide.
- "That was dramatic."
- What type of evolution does Ultron expect humans to go through? Why does he think the Avengers need to go extinct?
- Sir, you are not Pinocchio.
- Who is this lady? She is not an Avenger and she shouldn't be questioning Stark's motives.
- When did Ultron get the body upgrade? Who gave it to him?
- He's giving big silver boss guy from Robots.
- Wakanda? But we haven't met Black Panther yet.
- This guy with the brand on his neck sounds Australian, not African.
- You lost me on the whole rich thing.
- Wow, somebody is temperamental when it comes to Stark.
- He just called himself evil!
- Zoomie kid is NOT WORTHY.
- Oh yeah, so mighty she transported you into a brothel.
- Were we introduced to these two kids with powers at some point before this movie and I am just dumb?
- So if the Green Arrow stuck a zappie device on her brain, how are they all still being manipulated?
- Don't mention puny Banner lol.
- Big Iron Man looks like a Gorilla.
- Who is Veronica?
- "Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep."
- Stark apologizing and sounding like he means it?!? What happened to him?!?
- Why does the world hate them? They were trying to help!
- HAWKEYE HAS A FAMILY?!?
- Is that the little girl who becomes the purple Hawkeye?
- Where in the world are Thor and Capt going?
- Ultron wants to be human?
- What in the world did he just do to her?
- Why can't you have that? You hold it in until necessary, so just hold it in forever.
- So Fury ISN'T dead.
- HE JUST BROKE THE SCEPTOR.
- Lol the scientists are fangirling over Stark and sneaking pictures with him.
- Is Thor seeing the future and the solution on how to stop Ultron?
- Did she just stop the mind control on the scientist lady?
- Is his cognitive functions split between the two bodies now or is it duplicated?
- I'm surprised the cars are still driving behind them with the trailer doors blown off like that.
- Ultron treats them like they are children.
- If they could make the trailer fly, why wouldn't they have just done that to begin with instead of driving it on the highway?
- Wait, what was the point of blowing up the flying trailer if you are taking the package out of it?
- Look at the two newbies helping save the people from the train derailment.
- So he wants to put Jarvis into the meat suit? Can we make him look like Alfred?
- Why are they so against Tony putting Jarvis into the meat suit? It's not Ultron; Jarvis is better. They all like Jarvis as he is now, let him have a meat suit!
- Okay, so like Thor provided the power to the tank, but how did that finish the upload?
- This meat suit is not looking very meaty; it looks more like a Barbie doll.
- Did he just make his own clothes?
- So Jarvis is worthy and the rest of them are not, wonder if the power of the hammer bringing him to life is what makes him worthy.
- Can Ultron sense that his extra body is gone now? Is he going to be weaker since he uploaded himself into the body? Could he take over control of the meat suit since he is part of it?
- Who the heck is this female wanna be Jarvis voice talking to Tony?
- Wait, so she can see the future, mess with people's minds, AND make a shield to deflect bullets?
- Why is the wanna-be Jarvis named after a day of the week??
- Why only take half of the city? Why not take the whole city or none of the city?
- Okay Megatron. Go back to your own franchise.
- Did you just change voices for our wanna-be Jarvis? Hate this one even more! It's like you took the Black Widow actress's voice and made it robotic.
- And how are you going to get back up while holding her? Okay macho man, never mind.
- So Avengers softball team when?
- So tell me again what the red power actually is?
- "All clear." "We are not clear! We are very NOT clear!!"
- And now she sounds like a Viking. MAKE UP MY MIND!
- I don't understand, is he or is he not dead? And is he or is he not in charge of S.H.I.E.L.D.?
- I agree, this is definitely what S.H.I.E.L.D. is supposed to be. Not them fighting to take out the aliens, and not them trying to make new aliens. Using what we have to help protect the people of Earth.
- Where was War Machine throughout all this? Why is he showing up now?
- I feel like this new Friday voice has more emotional inflection in her tone than Jarvis had.
- Where did Ultron get all these bots from?!?
- Don't get me wrong, it's a good action-packed fight right here and everyone is coordinated, but it just feels meh. Y'know?
- ...Meat suit can use the stone in his forehead to make a laser?
- I don't think War Machine liked the Meat Suit taking over his task.
- That conversation is far too casual for driving around a floating rock that is about to come plummeting back down to the ground and cause mass destruction.
- Hawkeye better not die trying to save that kid.
- So, whatever happened to Hulk's original scientist girlfriend? Does she know he has a thing for Black Widow now instead?
- Aww, Speed Lightning saved Hawkeye and the kid. His sister seemed to know instantly, which is crazy.
- Why does Ultron care so much about whether Red Vapor Lady lives or dies but not the rest of humanity? Did he have a thing for her? Is that why she ends up with Vision?
- How were all those people not having trouble breathing from that high up in the sky????
- Guess Hulk doesn't want to be found.
- HE SURVIVED?!?
- What are they building now???
- So that yellow stone is an infinity stone ... specifically the fourth. That means there is only one more left for us to mind, but also it means JARVIS MUST DIE TO THANOS AND I DON'T LIKE THAT.
- We did not see or hear from Pepper this entire movie. Sadge. Hope they are still together.
- So we have three generations of Avengers? Because I don't think these guys are the Thunderbolts that we got in recent years after this movie was released...
- Do what yourself?!? WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO GET THEM TO DO??
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