Game Reviews 8 - Click Games

Hello, and welcome to some more game reviews of click games or click-and-point games. These games are great for grinding those precious achievements. 

Meh - A game where you click a computer to fill a bar to gain one point. Each of the 61 achievements didn't pop up while I was in-game, so I didn't actually realise I had finished the game because none of the achievements popped up while I was in the game. All I know is you click to fill the bar, and each time you do it adds a point to your total. Maybe you need to get 128 points to complete the game, but I am not fully sure. You can also spend your points on opening boxes to customise the computer. There is one that is a skeleton, and that's a pretty cool thing. 8/10

Apple clicker - 7 achievements for this fruity game. Click the fruit and earn an achievement for 1, 10, 100, 1000, and so on and so forth. 6/10

Peach clicker - You will get in-game drops every 3 hours, but they aren't always successful, so even if you aren't going to be around to click the peach, I recommend you leave it open running in the background. The skins you can get are pretty cool and make it easier to look at if you change them up in a long gameplay session. You will need skins to complete a few of the achievements; most of them are decently priced in the Steam market, too, if you want to complete the game faster. 31 achievements to get, it's a decent amount for a free game, and I do love those achievements. The background will change to keep it interesting. Don't stop clicking, and good luck if you try it. 10/10

Flag Clicker - Click the flag and gain drops every 3 hours. Not every drop is successful, so prepare to spend a while getting all of the 31 achievements; you may even learn what flags are and what over the course of playing this; you could say it's educational. I know I am not fully aware of what every flag looks like, so it's been a learning experience for me. 8/10

Thank you so much for reading, and if you try any of these, I really hope you enjoy them. Good luck with your achievement hunting, and I will see you next Friday with another blog post, possibly more game reviews, maybe another movie review, or something completely different. Have a great rest of your day. :)

WondLa Season 2 Review

Hello friends, I am back with season 2 of WondLa. Season One had me hooked, but it's about to get far more chaotic this season. 

Episode 1 - Turns out that the human was a hologram, like back in the sanctuary. Until another one comes out: a younger man and an older man. The group travels to New Attica. But Kit and Otto don't want to stay. Eva gets in the transport; Meego pops up to give her a history lesson. 2.2 million people live there; she is no longer the last human. The transport leaves her in a park. She finally meets Cadmus, the guy who has been sending her hologram messages a few times to her. His children show her around, and she is treated like a celebrity, and not in a good way. The girls take her into a game about the outside world; it's all wrong. She doesn't feel at home. Cadmus leaves a gift for her in her room, and she thinks it's her mother, but it's just another mother bot. She closes the door to her balcony and spots someone who looks just like her.

Episode 2 - The next day, Eva sees that woman again and chases after her. She jumps into a waterfall to follow this woman; it's a sanctuary. Eva meets Eva 8, the one who came before her. Eva 8 goes to the meeting with Eva 9 to see Cadmus, where they get swarmed by birds, and she gets a message from Otto in her mind that the flicker man is not nice. Otto means Cadmus.

Episode 3 - Eva finds her friends with Eva 8's help. Eva 8 gets scared of the aliens, but from what it seems, no one else has been able to communicate with the aliens. Kit is injured, so they all help to get him back to his people in his village. Then a giant metal spider thing starts shooting at them, Hayley, the first human Eva ever met. They escape and fly towards the wasteland.

Episode 4 - They crash because of the metal spider thing shooting at them, taking out a thruster. The ship they were flying in kind of looks like Eve's from WALL-E. They have to walk through the wasteland after they crash-landed because of the sky Whales taking out the other thruster. They run to the walking tree for cover. They meet the bartender's cousin from the place with the fish race; Eva gets advice from these characters, and they head into the sandstorm. In the sandstorm, they come across bones that they had been warned to stay away from, as a monster was there. They run to a nearby car for shelter and camp out there. Eva wakes up, and Kit is missing; she walks out of the cave to find him limping off to be eaten by the monster so the rest will be saved. The monster then makes contact with Eva and lands right in front of her. This is the biggest, most stunningly beautiful butterfly just staring right at her. Eva thinks she has made a friend, but the butterfly was ready to strike when Eva 8 attacked it, saving Eva. The three of them all go back to camp, and Eva 8 tells them of her experience in the wasteland. That's where she lost Freya, because of that butterfly.

Episode 5 - They make it back to Kit's home, but the people at the gate turn them away, saying they can't help humans and it's no home to Kit. She sneaks Kit in through the gate, past the guards, and heads towards where she can get some medicine. She steals the medicine but gets discovered; the leader of the village is Kit's father but turns him away. Eva stands up to the leader and leaves to find a bird of truth for a ceremony. Eva is about to get a lesson on the Serulians. If Eva wins, Kit will be treated; if he fails, he gets banished. The leader tells a story of a storm taking lots of villagers' lives, and they needed Kit to find a new path for a new home, but instead he left. This is the storm where Kit lost his family. Eva has a turn to speak, declaring that Kit is her father because he saved her and stayed by her side. The leader decides he wants to save his son. The community celebrates, and Eva 8 looks upset, probably because she doesn't have a father, just her sister.

Episode 6 - Eva gets shown around the village, and the leader says she is welcome in the village, and it's her home now. Eva 8 leaves to go find her friends because the village is not her home. There is a celebration in the village: dancing, music, flowers, the whole shebang. Eva gets a vision of the heart of the forest. The war machine spiders find the village, and Eva leads them away with Otto and Haley. Kit helps save the three on his pet with another villager and their pet after they had nowhere else to run. Otto tells them to head for sticky mud, and the three spider things get trapped, but one escapes and starts shooting at all of them. Eva gets stranded on an island, and Teal,  Kit's pet, jumps back over to save her but gets a foot stuck in the mud. Teal throws Eva to safety, and Kit jumps over, frees Teal's foot, and they all run off together. Haley gets knocked down while running and hurts his leg, calling for Eva. They are trapped once again, and another machine lands. Cadmus lands. He reveals Haley had them tracked. Eva 8 shows up and gets electrocuted trying to save her sister, who had also been electrocuted. Cadmus wants to save the human race with the source. The heart of the forest can save the humans, but the humans have become lazy and spoiled with technology from Cadmus.

Episode 7 - Eva 8 wakes up in a cell; Eva 9 is being held in some seat thing. Cadmus tells her a small amount of alien spores contaminated her sanctuary; that's why she is able to communicate with all of the life forms. Cadmus starts driving the machine using Eva as a compass towards the heart. Cadmus crashes when Eva escapes, and 8 manages to escape, but Eva runs off before 8 can make her stick around. Cadmus stuns 8 and tries to convince her that Eva needs their help. 8 accepts his hand and tackles him to the floor, stunning him with his electrocution omnipod. 8 announces she will protect Eva. Eva is bleeding internally but still continues on and finds sanctuary 118. The heart seems to be calling her to the tunnel. Eva goes down the tunnel, her injury worsening. The heart is in a mother unit. That's why the voice she was hearing was her mother; it was a mother, just not her own. The heart connects to Eva. Eva wakes up in her sanctuary with Meego and her mother, but Eva realises that she is not her mother; she is the heart. 8 finds her in the sanctuary and starts undoing all the vines between her and the heart, but stops and moves towards the mother unit. 8 pulls the heart out of the mother unit's hands, and all the plant life starts dying around her. 8 takes the vines off Eva to reveal Eva has gone grey, and then 8 gets kidnapped by Cadmus. As the camera pans back, we see all the surrounding trees and plant life dying.

It's a very sad moment to see Eva get defeated by Cadmus. It did seem like he would be the villain, but I am getting bad vibes from 8; maybe it's because she is traumatised by the outside world, but I just don't really like her character. She seems too needy, but again that could just be trauma, but I am loving this series, es and I cannot believe I didn't look this up sooner because it seems to just get more interesting the longer you watch. My eyes are glued to the screen. This cannot be the end of Obona (what the aliens are calling Earth now). I am very much looking forward to seeing what happens next season. 

Marvel Movie Reviews w/ Rambo - Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022)

  

I was under the impression this movie was going to bring back the other Black Panther and replace the original actor who passed away with him. That was not the case here. I enjoyed seeing the tribute to the actor who passed away. I am unsure if the funeral at the beginning was meant to also be a tribute to him, since there was also a funeral for the mother, but I still think it was a meaningful moment regardless. And watching as Shuri embraced the traditions to become fully, authentically herself, rather than like the cousin who just sought to prosper his own life. I would love to learn more in the future about if there are other meteorite bits around the world that can create more of these powerful beings. I am also curious to know what made it so that the underwater flower changed the beings to adapt to water life, while the Panther plant just gave them the strength of the panther.

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• She made a fake heart? Like how Tony needed a fake heart thing with magnets?
• It is pretty cool to see their funeral ceremony since we didn't get to for the father.
• Why was the logo purple?
• Is that the mom?
• Oof, the use of force to steal the vibranium is a bit much, no?
• Why were the warriors hiding behind the doors?
• The way she mentions the king is dead and that it is their time to strike makes it sound like the world KOd the king and that they seek revenge.
• Was that the sister of Black Widow?
• Why did everything just lose power?
• A phantom jellyfish?
• What is that poking out of the water? Are there sirens? Would explain the music.
• Blue Avatar People!
• How the heck did they jump up there and grab it to manipulate it like that??
• Saying that sitting too long thinking about your brother makes you sad means you need to sit longer.
• Is that Hercules? Where did he get Icarus flying shoes?
• I'm sorry but why is Wakanda's fault? They have protections in place that prevent folks from stealing from them, why don't you?
• How many asteroids with Vibranium do we think there are? Do we think there are some in the glaciers?
• Who is her favorite colonizer?
• Oh, Agent Ross. Now I really want to know what happened to the brother.
• Do you think they know that the scientist is a child? Or do you think they think that the one person from the boat is the scientist? Oh, nevermind, they KOd her.
• She doesn't even know she made it for the government.
• That is a huge dorm room.
• This is a lot of tech and supplies in a garage for a 19 year old.
• I THOUGHT IT WAS A PLANE OF SOME TYPE NOT AN IRON MAN SUIT!
• She's not half bad!
• Uhoh, quick, get out of the suit before they pull you into the water.
• I am very surprised that cable was not made of vibranium.
• They didn't even give the Wakanda people a chance to take the scientist to them.
• Does the mask on his face contain water? Does he need water to breathe like a fish?
• Who is this lady talking to Ross?
• She is part of the royal family?
• They spoke Mayan? Is that language still spoken? I thought the Mayans were an ancient civilization that was lost.
• Who is she? Why did she leave Wakanda?
• Ooo, an underwater cave. Very cool.
• Why is black panther gone?
• I guess her earrings don't work for translation there?
• How is it that he speaks english?
• He is thousands of years old?
• Why did the plant turn them into merpeople?
• They stole the diver suits lol.
• It's like Atlantis/Atlantia, mixed with El Derado.
• Do the people only appear blue above water?
• I am astonished he is giving her the bracelet.
• Wow, doesn't even want to try and establish their nation just as Wakanda did, they would rather rage war on the entire planet.
• Well, now the war will begin I guess.
• What did he do to her when she asked to be saved?
• She knew pretty quickly but not quickly enough.
• "You just hung up on the queen." "I just hung up on my mother; there's a difference."
• He is far too excited to try fighting this guy lol.
• Jesus that Icarus guy is strong!
• How do water balloons take down something that a speer could barely puncture?
• Her dress is very pretty in the water.
• Two funerals in one movie, dang.
• I think it is time for you to start sharing your technology with the rest of the world and use them to stand against this fish nation instead of the fish against the world.
• Dreaming of your country being the only one with the most powerful element is crazy.
• Ooo, the guy gave her the key to bringing back the Panther.
• So does that mean they evacuated and left Shuri behind to solve this? That is crazy.
• Why did she appear under the water like that? Was it because she used the water people's bracelet?
• See but I still think he took it for different reasons than she did. She wants to save her country. He wanted to save himself by taking over the country.
• Why doesn't she just tell them the truth?
• LMFAO "Can I get some of that too?"
• That is one big ship.
• How are they climbing the walls like Spider-Man?
• They are still on your boat though, why would you head back while they are on you?
• Oof, not far enough into the desert.
• Looks like a cat just got it's first taste of catching a bird lol.
• Quick Shuri! Pull it out and throw it back at him!
• Oh dang, she burnt him to a crisp.
• Did her suit repair itself?
• Wanakanda lost a lot of people on that ship...
• So he still has an ulterior motive for yielding to her. At least he won't start the war I guess.
• Will his little foot wing grow back? Can't be Icarus if he doesn't fly.
• Did she just throw her own robes into the fire?
• Aww, she can finally mourn them.
• There is still a member of their Black Panther bloodline!
• Aww, that is precious, teaching him of his true heritage.

Game Reviews Part 7 - Everyone Has Their Vices

Hello and welcome to the seventh installment of my game reviews. I really hope you have enjoyed these games if you have played them, and about 90% of them should be free on Steam, so this should be very inclusive to Steam gamers. Eventually, I will review some games on epic but for now, I have a lot in my Steam library that I have tried and want to share my thoughts and feelings with you. 

Palia - Such a cozy game! You can explore, play games, and develop the storyline. Interact with the characters and give them gifts to level up your friendship with them. You can run around and catch bugs either to keep or sell, make furniture on your plot, hunt the animals in the various locations, mine rocks to find precious gems, and a whole lot more. There is a lot to this game, but not in a way that I would say is overwhelming. I will say it may be overwhelming to catch up with the storyline, especially if you have a friend who has finished it all, but don't worry, you can play at your own speed. It has a wonderful community, and most of the people I have come into contact with have been so lovely. They brought in a new area called the elderwood. If you have motion sickness, you may struggle exploring this area, as I struggle with it, but it might just be a me thing. 4/5

Dung Beetle Adventure - This is a very cozy game, and I don't want to give too many spoilers if others would like to try it, but I got to the last puzzle and had to consult a guide. I only check Steam guides if I am really stuck. The last puzzle needs you to click something so it lights up, and then you can reach the thing your beetle has been asking for since the start of the game. I really could not figure out what I had missed throughout the game in order for it not to just light up at a click. It's a very cozy little game, probably a one-and-done if you are going to try it. I probably will go back and try to figure out what I had missed previously, but for now, I am taking some time away from that one. I might watch someone else play it and see what the difference is. 3.5/5

Placid Plastic Duck Simulator - This game is so chill, I actually fell asleep playing, or more watching what was going to spawn next. There are a lot of dlc's for this game. I would wait for them to be on sale, so it isn't a huge cost when you do choose to buy them. 48 achievements to get, but you may want it running in the background, or if you have multiple screens, you may want it off to the side so you can enjoy it, but do something else at the same time.41 Achievements to get as you progress through the game. 4.5/5

Lost In Random: The Eternal Die - If you want to roll dice and battle one, this is the game for you. There are really cool power-up type things, basically, you pull cards and get through a maze to reach the boss fight. I didn't do terribly well with this one, but the characters you meet along the way are cool, and you don't have to voice said characters yourself. I will be going back to this game eventually because I would love to know what the rest of the storyline is. 3.5/5

Three out of four of these I would call cozy games so if you want a chill day/ night of gaming these could be a good fit for you to try, Lost In Random is not something I would call a cozy game but there aren't too many of these style games that I have tried and it was rather irritating dying in the same few places for a while but once you work out what went well it feels really rewarding. Thank you so much for reading, and I hope you have a great weekend. :)

Marvel Movie Reviews w/ Rambo - Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)

  

To be honest, I am mostly rating this film this highly because the fact that Thor got to have a redemption arc with Jane involved, that is the cincher here. His daughter is an extra plus but it isn't their actual daughter it's somebody else's daughter that he is raising as his own now. I do wish that more could have been done to help save Jane, especially seeing as though the hammer allowed her to transform into Thor herself. Why would the hammer suck the life out of her like that when it promised Thor to take care of her? Also, why is it that in these instances, when Jane grabbed the hammer it deemed her worthy and transformed her but whenever somebody else grabbed it in previous films, even if they were worthy, there was no major transformation that took place? I would love to hear the science behind that.

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• Who are these people? Are they Asghardians?
• I mean, at least he was respectful enough to back away when accused of thievery.
• That is a very self-righteous god who does not deserve to be worshipped.
• Ohhhhh, is this movie going to be about KOing Thor?
• Going into battle with a baby strapped to your chest is wild.
• "... and his brother, and his brother again, and again." lol
• Planting his weapon and then using it as a broom to fly into battle is kind of funny.
• Ma'am, you just ripped his book.
• Aw, Jane has cancer. And she isn't telling anyone?
• Yay! Jane went to the Asghardian town to find Thor!
• I don't know if that power suit is the right choice for her.
• LMAO How much money do you think Old Spice paid to be in the movie?
• Melissa McCarthy is great.
• The hammer is moving... is her presence going to fix it and call for Thor?
• Screaming goats are going with us. Great.
• Was a notification sent out that Asghard moved? How does he know to go to Earth for it instead of the destroyed remains of the other planet?
• Is she fighting in pajamas?
• Excuse me, but we didn't even get to see her transform?!?
• That is a pretty cool feature, having it split into the pieces like that.
• When did all of this dating stuff happen with everything that was going on?
• FURY HAS TWO Rs?!?
• Okay, cool, we officially know how they broke up. I want to see her turning into a god! I especially want to see her best friends reaction to her becoming a god.
• Why are the monsters taking the children?
• I don't know if I like this blonde look on Jane.
• Making the axe jealous by trying to call the hammer lol.
• OH! It's the son of the gatekeeper! He had a wife and kid?
• Do we really need to bring the screaming goats?
• Thor's outfit in this movie is too bright and colorful for me. It's like Capt. threw up on him.
• Aww, Jane's mom had the cancer too?
• Feast on the children? Really Thor?
• ...We are using the goats to pull the ship on a rainbow?
• Okay but which colors represent which emotions?
• A dumplin? As a God?
• So why did Thor need a disguise? Is he not a god and invited to go?
• Ohhhhh so the Gods have a hierarchy too and look down on lesser Gods. Great.
• HE IS NAKED! Lmao Did those ladies pass out from him being naked?
• How does spinning it like that make it a sphere?
• Has anyone tried to reach Eternity?
• What is the key?
• He's not wrong. They didn't say go.
• GHORG!
• HE KILLED ZEUS!?!
• Those things in the window as they were leaving, looked kind of like the thing from the Eternals that wanted to end the world.
• His axe is very temperamental.
• Wow, she just confessed about her cancer.
• Aww, they made up and kissed, how sweet.
• So the lack of color is just the darkness? Why does the hammer bring color to her?
• Why did she just throw his axe out like that?
• OOOOOHHHH it's a key.
• Are you on the same path though? Because I don't think she actually expected any eternal gift from the Gods by using the hammer to heal herself. She was just trying not to die...
• Well, I don't know how we are getting home now with no ship...
• NO! WHY DID YOU LET GO THOR!?!
• Is it the red stuff that was in her at one point? Is that what is preventing the cancer from being removed?
• The hammer is draining her energy? How do we make it so it gives her energy instead?
• "For a limited time only." lol
• These kids are vicious man.
• Aw, she isn't going to make it out of these battle is she?
• Is the door open? Could he go make a wish?
• Aww, he is going to wish his daughter back alive?
• She turned into Star Dust, did she go to Valahala?
• Aww, Jane got a statue.
• Thor having a daughter is so cute. How did she get powers?
• Oh, she got the powers because she was born from eternity?
• I'm still a little sad that the dad didn't also wish for Jane to be saved so she could help raise the daughter...
• Oh, Zeus isn't dead.
• You became the joke when you stopped actually helping them and worried about your own desires instead.
• Hercules??
• JANE DID GET TO GO TO VALHALLA!

Marvel Movie Reviews w/ Rambo - Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

  

Not a bad movie. Not a bad rendition of the multiverse and how it can be visualized. I am interested to know more about this space between realities and if there are actual doorways that link everything or if it is just America's powers that can open it. I would also love to have a story of America and all the worlds they have traveled to and will travel to as they search for their mothers. Was not a huge fan of Wanda being a bad guy but I guess she was technically villain vibes when we first met her and her twin brother and they wanted to KO the Jarvis body. Also did he really need to get the third eye like that the version of him that he KOd?

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• This intro looks like we are playing Sonic the Hedgehog.
• Why did Doctor Strange's appearance change so much between No Way Home and this?
• Who is she?
• That monster looks like the one from the Eternals.
• Is this the end of the movie playing at the beginning or something?
• Now that looks more like the Doctor Strange we know.
• Who died now?
• Who is Doctor Wes? Is that Doc Oct? The Lizard one perhaps?
• OH! It's the wedding we saw in the credits scene!
• I always thought she would marry Strange.
• DID HE JUST SUMMON A DEMON PUPPY HEAD?
• One-eyed alien octopus?
• Well, that was smart until it wasn't...
• It had a needle in its suction cup?
• Why is everything she does star-shaped?
• Well, clearly she does not have Spider-Man in her universe.
• I need a Spider-Man who shoots webs out of his butt now.
• Notice she has a little pride flag pin on her jacket.
• America Chanus? Who came up with that name?
• Well that answers that question; they are not both the same, he is a sorcerer, she is a witch.
• Aww, Wanda has such a cute family.
• IT WAS FAKE?!?
• Why is her hair so dull? I liked the bright red hair.
• I always thought his magic was more powerful than hers.
• How did she know her name?
• He knew the work was fake huh?
• So she is evil now?
• Aww, she just wants to be with her family. Would she be replacing the Wanda in that realm or would they swap, or would they merge? What would happen with that?
• Did she ever think of just being nice and asking her and seeing what she would say/do?
• Jackel and Hyde, meet Wanda and Scarlet Witch.
• How does anyone other than the order know where the big secret base is? I thought that was why it was a secret...
• I mean, at least she is not completely evil and doesn't want to hurt you?
• Wow, she is definitely more powerful than them... Why doesn't he just try trapping her in the cells he used in Spider-Man? Or how about putting her into a glass prism dimension?
• See! Glass prism dimension!
• Why are her fingertips black? Is that her turning evil?
• It's giving horror movie.
• Why would you look into the puddle knowing she can see into it?
• See, the girl looks so sad about it, I bet if you asked she would help! Just don't KO her for the power is all.
• Why couldn't Wanda just adopt some kids and make the life she wanted a reality? I know she wouldn't have Jarvis, but it's got to be better than nothing. We don't even see Jarvis in her dreams anyway!
• There's a paint universe? That whole scene made me think of Inside Out when they go inside that shortcut and get flattened.
• Aww, cloak is hurt.
• So our dreams are always just different universes?
• So how did America come to be? She said she doesn't exist in any of these universes but she has to exist in one to be born right?
• So I guess he is dead in this world?
• The damage to the back of his cloak looks so different.
• So what I am hearing is Wanda is being possessed by Scarlet Witch and not them being the same person?
• He poisoned them?
• He knew not to trust them too, and yet he let them be bested.
• And now she took over a different Wanda.
• Are all the worlds collapsing onto each other now?
• Did she just sever that reality? What good did that actually do?
• I don't know why I am surprised, but there is a minotaur sorcerer?
• What is this prison they were put into? Are they going to be experimented on?
• How do the numbers get assigned to the realities?
• It's interesting that they have scientists studying the multiverses in this reality.
• The Illuminati? Really?
• She really said, "I'm not walking all that".
• Is something else there with them?
• That would be a yes.
• Waiting for her? Did she have a previous life in this world?
• So the first one is Peggy, obvi. Marvel is Marvel.... Fantastic Four is literally going to be our Fantastic Four, so I'm confused by that, but who's the second person supposed to be?
• XMEN!!!!!
• So, since we share people with this other world, are our realities going to merge like the guy was saying?
• Did Thanos not use the infinity stones in this reality like he did ours?
• His cloak was blue??
• What is dream walking anyway?
• What are the robots saying? Ultron what?
• Woah, she can just straight up change their reality?
• Ooo, Peggy has a jetpack.
• PEGGY!! NOOOOO
• Ma'am, it's special glass. Did you think that would work?
• HE CAN WALK?!? I honestly always assumed the actor was just also crippled...
• The gap between universes?
• Why didn't anybody close the door behind them?
• Which world did Strange and Christine get sent to? How will they get out?
• This is what happens when the two worlds colliding on eachother? Why doesn't it just merge into one?
• So we are just going to leave her behind in this strange, collapsing world?
• So, the Strange in this world is even more evil than the previous world's Strange was? It's interesting how they use the colors to differentiate them btw.
• The music notes as weapons make me think of the Beauty and the Beast Christmas special where the organ maestro is trying to break them up.
• is it still dreamwalking if he goes to that reality to save her?
• Wow. Good thing there was another version of you there for you to possess.
• Wow, couldn't even make it to the mountain to save her before facing bad guys.
• ...He tethered them to himself like a cloak.
• Glad she came to that realization that she was lying that whole time about being a monster and not hurting anyone.
• How exactly are you closing it? By crumpling that building? Isn't it still open somehow?
• It destroys the dark hold in every universe?
• Ew, he got the third eye.
• A purple lady? How did he cause an incursion? His world is intact.
• That guy was still hitting himself lol.

Marvel Movie Reviews w/ Rambo - Spiderman: No Way Home (2021)

  

This is another movie that I was surprisingly enthralled in, even though I thought I would dislike it. I especially enjoyed that even though the world was against Peter, he did not lose his kind heart that Aunt Mae constantly reminded him of and that he wanted to do good by her even in her passing. It was also very nice for Spidey to go back to his routes of not actually wanting to hurt anybody. His other two versions seemed all too happy to just finish KOing their villains again while the Holland rendition wanted to treat them like people and help cure them. I do wish they would have done a better job of explaining what it meant for him to be wiped from their memories initially, had me super confused and panicing about the previous movies in Marvel and how they would be affected.

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• Dude? Really? Mysterio is the greatest superhero in history? Iron Man LITERALLY DIED to bring you all back.
• The spiderman punched me comment is giving police brutality...
• Well, time for Pepper to put Spidey into hiding.
• Where is Nick Fury in all of this? Did anybody think to call him back to planet?
• Is that guy related to Mysterio? Like jesus he has it out for them.
• Is that guy with the red glasses related to the mysterio guy? OH! It's Dardevil!
• You really think you're going to get into any college as a criminal??
• But are you actually on his side? But also, why would you want him back at the school?
• Oh lord, Flash is a different kind of annoying.
• Why would he even want to go back to public school?
• Aww man. It's not just Spidey who can't get in to any colleges, it's his friends too. That sucks.
• Is Flash even actually smart????
• He sees the Doctor Strange face in the decor and I assumed he was going to go ask for time to be reversed to fix this but then I remembered that they don't have the stone anymore... So what is he going for?
• Why is there so much snow inside?
• Lol He almost slipped on the snow.
• Oh, he did go to ask to go back in time ... BUT THERE IS NO STONE.
• The spell of what?
• How does it make everyone forget he is spiderman? Shouldn't we just make them forget about Mysterio instead? Wouldn't that be smarter? Then they forget both right?
• "What is a Ned?" lol
• Y'know, maybe we should have discussed this spell before starting to write it...
• Yeah, nobody ever really thinks about calling the colleges to plea their case.
• Yeah, but y'know, it was more than just the college thing that made him want to wipe people's memories.
• They cut him off of the network? Thats messed up. They know the truth don't they? Or no, actually they don't... there were aliens there not actual agents. Fury should have told them what he was doing...
• Is that the actual Doc Oct from the original series?
• GO OUT THE OTHER DOOR MA'AM. Why are people so stupid???
• I'm glad he thought the extra legs looked like Oct's too because that was my first thought when we first saw them.
• What did he just do to his suit? He copied the color.
• Lol Peter hacked his suit in turn, that is funny.
• Aww, she is gonna help him get everyone into school.
• OOO IS SHE GOING TO SLAP HIM? I want to see her slap him! Aww, she didn't slap him.
• Green goblin too? Dang.
• Um, how did he just get transported?
• Ooo Doctor Strange is helping.
• Why and how did he ... oh. That's messed up trapping him.
• Looks like it is starting to melt atleast.
• "Scooby doo this shiz."
• Did that baby head just move??
• He is still trying to get green out of the suit?
• Wait, did he take the outer fabric layer off the suit tech?
• ...Did he just send a tree into that prison cell?
• Wait, Sandman is good?
• Yeah, the public is gonna hate you for turning off the power grid.
• I'm glad that the lizard acknowledged that the elctro guy doesn't look the same.
• Oh, so its the actual OG goblin, I thought it was gonna be his son.
• Aww, he is confused by the new world.
• What do you mean this isn't your problem??
• How funny would it be if the newspaper version of the bugal editor knew Peter was Spider-Man and he got transported here, and they had to green-screen the two versions of himself talking to himself.
• Ooo, he put the skin back on his tech suit.
• Is that the box with the name that somebody turned into like a wrap song thing and it's just him saying machenadelafleur on repeat?
• ...What's the point of wearing the eye if it doesn't have the infinity stone in it?
• Why do we just punch everybody out of their bodies now?
• I don't know, those other people who would manipulate the world in the glass realm did it a lot cooler.
• Okay Merida, trying to change their fate.
• He broke the mirror world.
• How did he know to take the ring?
• Okay but if you fix them so that they can go back and survive then the Spideys will die.
• Is Ned going to become like Doctor Strange now?
• Fresh water or salt? What you mean youre purposefully adding salt to the water? Are you trying to be funny because he is an octopus?
• Where is Happy in all this anyway?
• Imagine turning all the Spidey villains into good guys and making an Avengers team of just them lol.
• I thought the funny feeling was going be Peter splitting into the 3 different versions but no it's him sensing the evil in goblin?
• Man, the electro guy was so close to being drained too ... Also, I thought the sandman was on our side? Why is he so wishy washy?
• Does nobody else live in these condos?
• I thought the Goblin hid his gear?
• Aww, Aunt Mae was just trying to help and now he is gonna have some blunt force trauma and probably internal bleeding.
• So did this Peter never have an Uncle Ben? What happened to his parents? Who was Aunt Mae related to?
• Happy is going to be devastated. You destroyed his place, his fabricator, and the love of his life.
• I thought his suit was bulletproof?
• Wasn't MJ supposed to hit the button on the box if things started going sour?
• Oh, this is how the other Peter's get in?
• OH! They were already here they have just been wondering around.
• So when grandma asks for you to crawl you do it but if MJ does you say it's ridiculous.
• Why is the portal still open?
• So his portal closes but the other one stayed open forever?
• So how come the OG OG spidey doesn't have his suit?
• Didn't both the other Spideys lose their Uncle Ben? Why did the one choose to comment on Gwen instead of Ben?
• Did we essentially just make our own blowtorch?
• Did Peter blow a blood vessel in his eye? Why is it still red like that?
• When did we start putting a shield in the Statue of Liberty's hand? I bet the French are highly upset we are modifying the gift they gave us, but also, how is the statue going to be balanced now?
• Why are they wearing identical suits? Shouldn't the one be more blue?
• They did not coordinate this very well did they...
• Did y'all really just run in the portal??
• Aww, Doc Oct was pretending to be evil again. Still hate him
• Only 12 hours?
• What does mixing a green goblin sphere with the cube do to the spell?
• Aw man, Spiderman 3 looks like he is ready to bawl his eyes out after saving MJ. Good thing he learned his lesson and grabbed onto her this time instead of just using the stretchy web stuff.
• Why does the goblin want Peter to KO so much? It's not like Peter has never KOd somebody before.
• So calm. Such a straight and sincere face.
• Is Spidey 2 going to die now?
• But if nobody ever knows he existed, then who is going to fill the void in all of the battles he helped with? Are they going to forget that those battles and moments in their lives or will somebody else be the one saving them? Who gets the kids out of the elevator in the Washington Monument? Who takes the glove part of the way across the field in Endgame? What becomes of all those moments in people's minds?
• Will Doctor Strange remember because he is casting the spell?
• So they still remember Spiderman? So is Spiderman still part of the Avengers then?
• So she still has the necklace, what memory does she have of how she got it?
• How did he get money to rent a space? How did he get an ID?
• What happened to his old suit? Why did he make a new one?
• Not the School House Rock reference with 3 is a majic number...
• Is that the sandman? Or the lizard man? Who is this person trying to learn the history of the world?
• OH! IT'S VENOM! ... He left a part behind though.
• Somebody is getting married?
• What does Wanda know about the multiverse? Are her powers indeed like Doctor Strange's then?

WondLa Season 1 Review

Hello and welcome to another review. I had seen a few clips from this show on tiktok and decided to check it out as it does seem interesting from the few minutes I have seen, I know there is a few seasons so I am very much looking forward to following the journey all the way though. I hope you enjoy.

Episode 1 - We meet Eva; we see her grow up alone. It's later revealed she was meant to grow up with 5 other children, but we don't find out why she grew up alone. For years, she trains to be allowed to leave the sanctuary. She enters a restricted area and finds the other door to the surface slightly open, with a note caught in some vines saying, " Eva, find me." Her robot mother makes her go to the surface because something had broken into the sanctuary. Eva escapes and is on her own, really on her own for the first time ever. She falls off a cliff, and that ends the first episode.

Episode 2 - Eva awakes in a walking tree; she hops out as it is closing around her. She spots a creature she thinks is a human; they are not. Eva almost gets eaten by a plant, and he saves her. Along the way they encounter the beast who attacked her in the santurary and he ties them up in a tree, thats where she meets otto. Eva gets out of the ropes and drops her laser pen; this pen is then stolen by what looks like a spider. She frees Otto, a large orangy creature, and then frees the blue man from his ropes. They all escape on Otto's back with Muthrr. Muthr is not functioning, so Eva has to fix her circuit board. Muthr tells Eva she is one of a few generations to grow up in the sanctuary, but there was a contamination in all but one of the pods: Eva's pod. That is why she grew up alone, but it seems she is not on Earth where they are meant to be.

Episode 3 - The blue man (Kit) is taking them on an adventure to where he bought the dynasty patch. A patch suposidly made by humans. They come across a baby sand sniper stuck in what looks like a bear trap. Eva tries to save it, but Bastilee the monster gets there before she can release it. Kit makes Eva and Muthr wear clothes so they blend in a little more. There are spider fish races in this village. Eva bets Muthr on Ole Crusty to win the race so she can get three hundred shellacks for the information on where the trader got the dynasty patch. Eva wins the race,e and Kit takes them tofriends's house in a tree for the night. Eva tries a new food,ood and the kids in the house are so curious about humans. The kids ask questions about humans she cannot answer, but the kids know of someone who tells stories about the humans. Eva sneaks out after the kids go to sleep to see this human storyteller.

Episode 4 - Eva meets darious, Eva has to give up one of her memories so she can get answers from darious. Darious starts making a tapestry. Darious uses her memory and finds out Eva is a human,;that humans were underground this whole time when they were the ones who destroyed the planet. Darious forces her out of her house, and Eva falls fa; she almost drowns, butOttoo saves her. Kit drinks half of her money and she cannot get the information she needs, the one who was going to sell her the information sells her out and traps her in a bear trap for bastille, she escapes and talks to muthr. Muthr says no to going to Solice, so Eva goes to Bastille so she can find the one who has an OmniPod like her.

Episode 5 - Eva makes it to the palace; she meets the queen and makes friends. The queen takes her to the human artifacts room; they play pinball together and bond. The queen shows her the car her father was going to give he,r and the 2 guards chase her around the castle before the queen finally takes charge. Eve finally gets the other omni pod and puts it with hers to recharge it. It transfers the data and she gives the older one to the queen saying she will call her. Eva drives off in the car the queen gave her in search of the original omni pod's owner.

Episode 6 - Eva meets up with Muthur and Otto. With Omni, they track where humans were to a bridge with sulfuric acid water underneath it. They attempt to cross; the bridge is unstable, and they cross one section on a single beam. They get stranded on another section and have to climb up the supports to the highest point to glide the rest of the way on Otto together after the car was dissolved in the acid. When they land, Eva holds up the note she had from the sanctuary,y and the view was the same as the picture.

Episode 7 - As they are walking through the street of run-down, crumbling buildings,  Eva gets Omni to scan for other signals. Omni finds another signal playing a message about it being the last human settlement, but they are all dead. Bastille finds them and hurts Muthr. Kit tells Eva to use her powers, so she calls for help, and the baby sandsnake comes to help with its whole family. Muthr says I love you to Eva before she is gone, and Eva buries her with a headstone that says, Mother. Kit has some lovely words for Eva before Omni tells her an airship is approaching. A human. No, the human who was in the hologram to start her training comes out to say he is there to take her home.

It has been an emotional story so far, and I cannot wait to see what season 2 has to offer because Eva was alone for so long. I really hope there are other humans for her to spend time with after all those years alone with Muthr and Meego the teddy. She has met some amazing friends along the way, and the journey has been eventful, but she has had fun. This is what she needed. 

Thank you so much for reading, and I will be back with season two when I have watched the full season. As I am watching about 1-2 episodes per night, it may take a week, or it may take a little longer. 

Marvel Movie Reviews w/ Rambo - Eternals (2021)

  

Unlike when I jokingly posted the Endgame Review as a zero-star-rated film, this rating is not a joke. This story was both overcomplicated and yet oversimplistic all at the same time. It involved Greek mythology but then tried to explain it in terms of the Marvel universe and alien life. And absolutely none of it seemed to actually involve the Marvel timeline other than the question posed early on of why did the Eternals not help with any of the battles the Avengers faced. I would not recommend watching this movie and honestly I think it is a great thing that the sequel got cancelled. I am interested to know though, how the comic version of this storyline played out. Was it a newer comic or one of the OG stories like Spiderman? 

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• We couldn't have something reading the text as it scrolled up my screen? What if I wasn't paying full attention yet? What if I can't read that fast?
• So was Quill's father an Eternal?
• Why was the father so calm when he said to run?
• Why was that blue flying Eternal guy with laser eyes essentially Superman?
• Is this supposed to be Earth? What is this prehistoric dino thing? Why are the people not scared of those with the powers or the fact that they have advanced technology?
• The one Eternal guy looks like the extra guy from Doctor Strange.
• I still don't understand why we shifted away from the traditional Marvel intro with their signature sound and the comic book montage.
• Eternals are untouchable?
• Nope, definitely touchable, just maybe not that one specific girl?
• So does each Eternal have a specific different power or do they have a collection of powers, OR do they all have the same powers and just excel at different ones at different times?
• Is this wire muscle monster related to those ones they fought at the beginning of time?
• Is he in shock? Or is sarcasm his coping mechanism?
• I'm glad he asked the question we were all thinking, why didn't they help with Thanos... I am curious to know if Thanos' snap impacted their population too, because at that point, her silly comment about not wanting to prevent humans from developing should have been nullified.
• These Eternals use these same pictorial screens as Stark.
• Why don't the Eternals age? I understand being Eternal and therefore immortal but were they not all babies at one point that grew up? Or did they seriously just come to be at the age they display as?
• They brought sign language with them?
• Are we just watching them all do infighting amongst themselves?
• Is this the first time they were all sent on a mission? Have they not helped other planets build better worlds for themselves?
• ...He is telling the world about the Eternals?
• I am so lost trying to follow along with this movie...
• The emergence?? Are we doing another Thanos moment??
• Their memories get restarted every time they go to a new planet?
• I appreciate that this omnipotent power is very open and honest with what is doing but why was any of this necessary? Also, does each species have their own Eternals?
• The omnipotent one made the devients too? Why was ANY of this necessary?!? Would life not exist at all without this omnipotent one?
• I just realized the monster looks like an axolotl.
• She turned it into a tree?
• Now he has a human form? And a voice?
• Wow, Superman in a Marvel movie...
• I like this guy's sass, best part of the movie so far.
• There was a whole city under their ship.
• She's just casually been living in the ship buried underground?
• Why are we talking about taking humans to a different planet that will probably also have the stupid seed in the planet? Why not just save Earth?
• Well, that answered my internal question I had, did the snap delay the emergence thing, yes.
• HE KILLED HER HIMSELF?!?
• This thing is huge, how was it growing inside the Earth completely undetected?
• It's absolutely absurd to think that this is happening post-Endgame, and absolutely none of the Avengers went to respond to a giant robot thing coming out of the Earth.
• He really couldn't stand to continue living on Earth with them after breaking the rules so he went and flew into the sun?
• 6 years later, gets learners permit, "so when are we going to space dad?"
• Is he secretly an Avenger?
• I thought they stopped it??
• And now that one Eternal turned human is going to be left on Earth to die.
• Why do all these alien races think they can just judge the planet and annihilate us if they don't like us?
• A troll??
• Did he just say Starfox? Like Nintendo? Also, he is related to Thanos? Is that her boyfriend that was about to tell us a family secret before she was taken away?
• So not her boyfriend that showed up on the ship, he has a death sword instead.
• WHO'S VOICE WAS THAT??!?

Marvel Movie Reviews w/ Rambo - ShangChi (2021)

  

Definitely not my favorite of the Marvel movies. I'm not opposed to watching it again, I do enjoy the casting choices. (Especially the girlfriend's actress who is also Siffuu in the Disney movie about Raya.) I just felt like the storyline was very slow and that the buildup was not as cool as people make it out to be. The Tokyo Drift parts were pretty cool though. 

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• I wish I had hair as healthy-looking as his is.
• What connects the rings to one another to be able to maneuver like that?
• He is very powerful, yet he is so small and frail-looking.
• I know she is holding her own fighting him but him having the rings is unfair.
• Little did she know lol.
• Wait a second, that chubby guy with the beard recording the video seems familiar, where have I seen him?
• Looked it up, he is a food truck vendor on the sidewalk in Spiderman Homecoming. Wonder if he will make appearances in other Marvel movies in the future?
• All that and they still got his necklace.
• It's interesting that it only happened AFTER his mother died.
• Why does sister want to train too? Why does she need to be just like brother? Is she suppose to be training for that?
• So as valet people, how do they just have the money for this trip?
• You speak ABC? You mean you speak English?
• That's the Doctor Strange guy! He helps protect the things!
• Wait a second. Spiderman is in New York, that means the street vendor guy was in New York. When did he move to San Francisco??
• I thought she sent him the address?
• It's a trap!
• Why are there no standing planks out on that scaffolding?
• There are, it's just not on each level.
• It looked like a lot further of a fall until they all made eye contact with one another.
• What is the significance of the pendents?
• They went through all of that just for them to get captured? They really suck at winning.
• He sounds proud to have his son back home.
• So he originally wanted this future for himself? What changed his mind?
• I think it is a little funny that he is including the outsider in all of these conversations.
• The pendents are dragon eyes!!!
• Is she imprisoned or is she dead? I thought she died...
• That's a lot of furniture and such for somebody in a prison cell.
• OH MY GOD IT'S THE FAKE TEN RINGS GUY!
• Where'd the sister go?
• 90 is very different from 19 buddy.
• How did he get in the seat so fast?
• Good thing that gate opens as quickly as it does...
• Maybe we should have told her this was a fast driving thing before we started driving in? How would you do this on foot?
• Ninetail foxes!!
• It's Siffuu as a horse instead of a dragon!
• So their mother IS still alive.
• Oh... never mind, she is indeed dead.
• How did she know her weapon of choice?
• Is he learning anything here? He doesn't look like he is observing, just trying to fight like his father.
• At least they were willing to let the children leave?
• Why did the bracelets look wooden in the box but metal on his arms?
• Even the big lion things get to have armour?
• I still can't wrap my head around the fact that he has lived 10 lifetimes.
• You sure you don't need help there buddy?
• You've heard of eye of the tiger, well, this is eye of the dragon!
• So many quiet moments. This fight started out cool but is very boring.
• Kamehameha!
• Why do they both have a long journey ahead of them? She doesn't even have powers.
• They're waiting? Who? And for what? Is she the new evil?