Marvel Movie Reviews w/ Rambo - Spiderman: Far From Home (2019)

  

I do not like being lied to. This movie is full of lies. First, you want me to believe that all the people in the Blip didn't age that entire time. Then you want me to believe that Peter has had a crush on MJ this entire time, even though in the first movie, he crushed on the bad guy's daughter, and MJ had like nothing to do with the first one (she just sat around taking up space and being sassy). OH! And then you want me to believe this Mysterio guy is a good guy, even though (SPOILER ALERT) HE IS LITERALLY THE KING OF ILLUSIONS AND LIES. Like, I get that Tony was a total butt face in his first movie or two, but after that, he started growing as a person, and it seemed like he was treating people better. Was he really treating you all like such crap that you felt the need to take over his legacy after he passed? On the bright side, Spidey is really growing into his role as a hero. Not completely hating this version of Spidey anymore, but still not understanding why he is so much more involved in the Marvel universe than the other Spideys were. Mostly, I think I enjoy the childish glee he brings into every situation. Wish he didn't have to go through such hardships, though.

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• So Nick Fury is back to being STILL alive. Cool.
• Who the heck is this Aquaman bubble head guy? And that Fantastic Four Thing looking guy?
• Not a fan of the sad music playing in the Marvel logo intro.
• How is the High School news cast still going with the same people after they disappeared for five years?
• Oh, they tell us how they didn't age during that blip.
• Did he just call them Bachelors? I thought they were still high school students?
• What is up with Aunt Mae? Was she gone during the blip or did the other people come back from the blip?
• Also, what is up with Peter? Why is he so stiff?
• Are Happy and Aunt Mae going to become a thing?
• Aww, poor Peter is feeling the pressure. I dont think they should consider him as Stark's replacement. Just an Avenger there to help if needed.
• Why is the new robotic suit look all pixelated in that box? Also why is the box just out in the open?
• Excuse me but if he blipped then how did he change?!?
• Why did everyone have to rearrange? Why couldn't Peter just switch with the one person?
• Blondie isn't even in Peter's seat!
• Are blondie and Peter's friend going to start liking eachother?
• A banana? Really? How was it not caught when they departed the states?
• That one teacher is kind of a dummy.
• Really? What is webbing going to do against water?
• So Bubble headed guy is a hero then?
• Does he have powers like Doctor Strange? 
• Why doesn't he go back to the hotel to get his suit?
• How come the other pillar things broke but that part doesn't? Wasn't it all made at the same time and of the same material?
• Because that wasn't awkward at all...
• So when did Peter start crushing on MJ? He didn't have a thing for her in the first movie.
• Well, Fury found him.
• How did the teacher not hear Fury's voice and question somebody else in the room? 
• How does NOBODY hear the other voice in the room??
• What was that that Stark left behind for Peter?
• This is where the multiverse comes into play? Why in Spiderman and not in Avengers?
• Why is Thor studied in Physics?
• I don't think your aunt is going to mind you helping out. But also, kid, you show pretty much everyone your identity and tell then you are Peter Parker, why are you so scared of the world finding out? Tony told the world and he was fine...ish...
• Wow. Not Fury changing the school trip itinerary...
• So, this Spiderman is very clearly, very much intertwined with the Marvel universe and the other heroes... Why weren't the first two Spider-Men involved with other heroes?
• How does nobody hear Peter talking to himself?
• Who is this foreign blondie making Peter suits?
• Good job Peter. Almost KOing all your classmates.
• Do they remember he is just a kid? You are expecting him to deal with adult problems and he is more worried about his high school life.
• Thank you Ned for always helping without questioning. Just don't spill anymore secrets.
• MJ calling Peter cute is cute.
• What is MJ doing? She is going to ruin everything.
• Why does Mysterio kind of sound like Ant-Man?
• Was driving into the courtyard like that the best idea?
• Is that really the end of Mysterio? Doesn't even get his own movie? Just done??
• Oh... He didn't die.
• Why you gotta mess with his feelings like that??
• He's just chilling in a bar with his mask off??? What happened to not wanting his classmates to know his identity?
• What happens when Mysterio turns out to be a bad guy?
• HE IS A BAD GUY!!
• Is he even from a different Earth??
• Nope.
• Did y'all really hate Stark that much? Like, yeah, he sucked in the first movie of his, but he grew and changed and became better.
• Why does she have her backpack?
• Aww, she crushed his dreams. By being the sleuth that she is. She guessed he was Spider-Man. He didn't lie when he said he wasn't going to say that, he was going to say he loved her. But now his crush is squashed because she only watched him to find out he was Spider-Man.
• Is this before he got the glasses or after?
• After.
• The locking seatbelts are indeed very annoying. Just saying.
• Mysterio is very fitting for somebody who fights with illusion power.
• How did he know about the sweatsuit?
• This whole montage is giving the colorful elephant scene from Dumbo.
• Poor Spidey.
• Why are Netherland prisoners so nice?
• Who did he call?
• HAPPY!
• Jesus, how many spidey suits did Tony design?
• Happy looks at Peter playing with Tony's suit mech computer and he sees Tony all over again. He even played the same music that Tony use to play in the lab. I bet, even though he knows that Peter will never be another Tony, he knows that Peter is the next best option.
• Now that she knows Spidey's true identity, she hates the other guy. That should work out in Peter's favor right?
• Aunt Mae def called it the Peter Tingle around Happy. How else would she know?
• Aww, that is a very cute little parachute... does it actually help?
• So does or doesn't Fury know what is actually going on?
• Shouldn't there be some protocol in place that Edith could never KO Spidey?
• They are causing A LOT of damage.
• Is there even going to be any of Edith left after this battle?
• How is he controlling Edith without the glasses?
• Did he have any of this Spidey sense stuff before this point in time? He had to have had a little bit of one in order for them to call it his Peter Tingle, right?
• He's just chilling there on the bridge in his costume with his face all out?? What about his secret now?
• Oh, Happy told Fury about the stuff.
• Was the blond girl dating Spider-Man's friend supposed to be Gwen Stacey?
• Spidey, you really shouldn't be taking selfies to send her, as Spidey.
• So what happens when photos come out of Spidey and MJ swinging through the city? Are they going to try saying she is cheating on Peter with Spider-Man?
• WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE IS FRAMING SPIDEY AS A VILLAIN?!?
• Really. Now we get the daily bugal? Also, how is it the same chief editor from the other movies?
• So much for keeping his secret identity.
• Shouldn't SHIELD have caught that there was footage being leaked of Spidey's secret identity and stopped it from hitting the news?
• Woah woah woah. Was Fury replaced by the green aliens from Captain Marvel?? Is he not actually alive??
• Never mind, he is just taking a vacation... in space...

Ghosts and Dreams

Hello and welcome to another post. Today, I'm sharing something I haven't done before, but I had a dream that I feel I need to share with someone, as it struck me in a way I didn't think things would at this point in the healing stage.

I had a dream where my stepdad would come back in human form anytime my sister or I were experiencing a hard time. You could touch him and have a conversation, but only when it was just you two. If someone else walked in, he was gone, and you were left to solve your problem on your own. I thought I was coping with the loss of a few family members quite well, but this one hit me hard, and I wanted to share the experience. If you are going through a rough patch, there are people out there having the same thoughts and feelings as you. There will be someone to help or just listen you just have to find them, and I think that's what this dream was telling me, that someone is there. I am someone who believes in ghosts. I am quite skeptical when it comes to a lot of the media of ghosts out there because a lot of it has been faked. I have had a few ghost experiences in my life, one of which was at my sister's house when I was staying over for a day or two. I was falling asleep on the sofa bed in the living room, and she went to her bedroom after a little while. I thought she had come back into the room. She has this giant cabinet that almost reaches the ceiling. I should say my sister is about 5 feet tall. I thought she had come back in the room to grab a pair of shoes off the top of this cabinet because that's what was on the top. I open my eyes to see a dark shadow almost as tall as the ceiling, just standing there. I naturally thought that was my sister and closed my eyes to go back to sleep. I did not once think about how my sister would need to be standing on the sofa bed to reach up to where the shoes were. I didn't think that if that was the case, the bed would have moved a bit with her getting up to the cabinet, and she probably would not be getting shoes out for the next day that late at night.  My tired brain really did not give me any logic in that situation, but it was perfectly fine.

We had a chat the next day, and I asked if she had come back into the room and stood on the sofa bed when she thought I was asleep the previous night. It turns out she hadn't, but someone else who had stayed there in the past had a similar experience. What do you think it was? 

It's a shorter post today because I am in my feelings a little bit and will think about this a lot for the rest of the day. Thank you so much for reading, and I will see you next Friday with another review. Take care :)

Marvel Movie Reviews w/ Rambo - Avengers: Endgame (2019)

  

This movie doesn't deserve a zero-star rating. It deserves a -1000 star rating. But they don't allow that. 

In all actuality, I don't rate the movie as zero stars. I'm not sure how to rate it but it definitely isn't zero stars. I will say, I hate that the movie has us questioning everything about time travel and the theory behind it. Why are we messing with something that isn't broken? Also, why is this the ONLY Marvel movie to NOT have end credit scenes??

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• They are such a sweet little family of heroes.
• Aww man, what do you mean his entire family was wiped except for him?!?
• Tony is actually being friendly? And Gamora's sister is no longer trying to hurt people?
• More and more, I realize just how much she is like the Jumanji character. Which makes sense because it's the same actress.
• Tony looks real thin and sickly.
• Wait, why are the two of them on the ship alone? Are they the only ones who survived the Thanos thing?
• I was about to ask if they even knew Thanos did the snap but of course they know, Spidey died in Stark's arms.
• Captain Marvel looked more like herself when she was floating in space appearing in front of Stark's ship then when they landed on Earth.
• You said living creatures, did anybody take inventory of the pets?
• They mentioned Build-a-Bear!
• Does she even know who Thanos is or what he looks like to go KO him?
• Did he cut off his own arm?
• Why did he take out trillions of people just to destroy the stones?
• DID HE JUST CUT OFF HIS HEAD?!?!?
• Five whole years?!? WE ARE JUMPING FIVE WHOLE YEARS INTO THE FUTURE??
• Who are these people in the support group with Capt?
• I wonder if they like did a census to see who was left in the world and if the government or family or somebody took over the businesses, the lives, that people left behind.
• ANT-MAN GOT FREE! Took him 5 years to get out though...
• Wow, the monuments like we have for major war vets is crazy symbolism.
• She lives! Yay! Cassie is alive! Is her mom and stepdad??
• Capt Marvel cut her hair? She looks like she belongs in the Divergent series...
• Black Widow changed her hair again... or did it just grow out?
• Barton? Who is Barton again? Why did he take out gang members?
• Woah woah woah. If time is different in the quantum realm and he was only in there for 5 hours himself, how come Mom was in there for decades and LOOKED like she was in there for decades?
• STARK HAS A KID?!? HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN ANYTHING ONLINE ABOUT A BABY IRON MAN?!?
• Also, what was up with the blue Iron Man helmet?
• ... Is he Hulk or Banner? He looks like Hulk but speaks like Banner.
• He makes me think of Wreck-It Ralph.
• Aww, he keeps a picture of Peter in his home.
• Does she have Eevee pajamas on? That is cute.
• Y'know, there is a third option. You could give it to the other guys and let them finish figuring it out.
• If we are mastering time travel, what if we send Capt. back to his time so he can mary Peggy? How would that change everything?
• Why is Scott coming back in different forms?
• Hey man, y'all can't get mad at him. All science requires experimentation.
• It is very interesting to think that in the five years that have passed since Thanos snapped his fingers, they really haven't needed superheroes all that much have they? It doesn't seem like there have been major issues.
• Were there that many Asghardians left that you let them make their own town or did we just let Thor have a place?
• Is he beating himself up because he cut off Thanos' head?
• Thor with a dad bod is a little weird.
• That was Hawkeye taking out all the people? Is he Barton? Did he take out the Cartel people?
• Why does Thor look like Jonesy from Fortnite?
• ...If changing the past doesn't change the future why are we going back to change it?
• Did they just say all time travel movies about not being able to change the past are lies??
• Are we sure Thor should be helping with this project? He is rambling...
• This entire thing is like a giant cram session studying for a big test.
• It took them far too long to realize that most of the Infinity Stones went through New York simultaneously.
• So who is staying back to bring them home?
• ...Why does War Machine's helmet resemble his War Machine helmet but the rest have Ant-Man style helmets?
• Can Hulk Banner still get as big as Hulk Hulk?
• You would think if she can see the future and know they were coming that she would know what they need the stone for?
• Why is Thor more heartbroken about seeing his mother again than seeing Jane again?
• They are very excited to be traveling through space.
• Uh oh, she can see her other form's line of sight? That is not good.
• Since when could Hulk Hulk have actual conversations? I thought it was just "Hulk Smash"?
• He just confused the crap out of those people by saying "Hail Hydra".
• Forgot about Hulk Hulk on the stairs did we?
• See, she believes what all the time travel movies are correct, changing something from the past sets the past on a new course.
• So wait, if they are planning on taking all the stones back to exactly where you pulled it from, how are you doing that without more of the Pym atoms?
• Uh oh, he is going to end up getting ahold of the infinity stones sooner than he did in the original timeline, isn't he?
• It is very different hearing that scene without the music behind the singing.
• Did they recreate all of these scenes for the new movie?
• Glad the video thing works both ways, sad that it works at all and messed with their plans.
• Aww, Tony gets to see his dad.
• How does he manage to just accidentally walk into Peggy's office?
• That is kind of funny that Tony is giving his dad advice on how to parent.
• JARVIS WAS A REAL PERSON?!?
• Why is there yellow on one of the Gamora sister characters?
• Is Thanos going to be able to time-travel now?
• IS THIS WHY WE DON'T GET TO SEE BLACK WIDOW AGAIN?!?
• Hawkeye looks so old and sad in this scene.
• Y'know, they already made huge sacrifices, why do they need to sacrifice more?
• What if they hadn't gone in teams and somebody went to that location alone? Then they would never get that stone.
• Also, why is it that they can all suddenly hold the stones but before it was a problem? Seems like there are some inconsistencies to me.
• Why are they fighting over who gets to do the snap? Just somebody do it already.
• Cool, so it worked, and you saved everyone, but Thanos came and destroyed y'all in the process... Are we still gonna get the stones back to where they belong?
  
• Oh, goodie, the devil dogs are back.
• So does this mean a version of Gamora gets to live on???
• So now, instead of taking out half of the population, he is going to take out all of the population?
• When he said hit him, I don't think he meant with the hammer Thor.
• Capt is worthy? Has he always been worthy?
• What is Thanos' sword made of that it can demolish Capt's shield like that?
• How did all of them get there??
• Maybe y'all should've thought to use some of their own tech to fight them? Where's all the stuff from SHIELD?
• Took them all long enough to get there to help fight him.
• PEPPER IS THERE TO HELP TOO ?!?!?
• How is the planet not destroyed after a battle like this one?
• "No, no, no. Give me that. You have the little one."
• I don't know if now is the time for hugs Tony.
• But are we going to be able to get those stones back AND return in that van time machine?
• Did you really expect the van to still be working after everything it has been through?
• I guess his insta-KO abilities came in handy after all.
• CAPTAIN MARVEL!!!!
• Girl squad coming in clutch again. Forget the guys, we roll XX deep.
• ...She really didn't need any help though did she lol.
• How did they lose AGAIN?!?
• Ooo, Tony managed to take the stones away before Thanos could snap! What did he wish for though? Just that Thanos's troops would disappear? Could've at least wished for everyone and everything to go back to their proper timelines without disrupting the course of the future.
• Oh, Thanos blew away too. Maybe he did.
• But what about your daughter Tony??
• Pepper is like, 'Come on, kid, let me say bye to my husband.'
• If that thing on his chest is not actually part of him? Why did the light go out when he died?
• You mean to tell me 5 years go by and Peter and his best bud are still in High School???
• That is so messed up when people think they are going to die, so they make a final farewell video or recording of some form and leave it behind SAYING that there is a chance they won't make it through their choices.
• Is that tall, lanky kid standing in the back supposed to be Peter? He did not look like Peter...
• I don't think his daughter has fully grasped on to the fact that Daddy is not coming back.
• "Asghardians of the Galaxy," they should've named the next one that just to be funny.
• Capt really went back in time and said screw y'all I'm staying back? That is wild.
• Did he stay back because he didn't want to live in a world without Tony Stark?
• But you can't just switch from being the Falcon to being Capt America, you're the Falcon. Stay the Falcon.
• Doesn't him being with Peggy kind of ruin her timeline though? Like now we don't get Agent Carter or whatever impact she had on the development of SHIELD. Not to mention anything we didn't see happen in her timeline. And what about her niece? Does she still come to exist? Does she still play a role in the story the way she did for Ultron?
• Why does Endgame not have credit scenes and post credit scenes?!?