Marvel Movie Reviews w/ Rambo - Antman and the Wasp (2018)

  

The kids of heroes are by far the cutest part of all of these movies. Can you imagine the kids getting hold of their parents' gear and going out and doing a better job than any of them could of? It is adorable.

I'm glad they continued the movie series and sent us to find the mother. I am disappointed that they blame Ant-Man for using the suit to help the Avengers. I am also very sad that saving the mom was literally for nothing when Thanos snapped his fingers. But also, if the disappearing people was meant to be random, why did all 3 of the people controlling quantum travel part of those random selections? Shouldn't one of them have been left behind theoretically?

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• "Oh no! The fuzz!"
• Are the rest of the agreeing parties being put under such scrutiny?
• How did they get in his home to poison him? And how did they get him out without triggering the alarm?
• Imagine that the pigeon totals the car with a simple peck.
• How did they shrink him without the suit?
• I thought he gave him the suit?
• Wow. Shrank the whole building into a suitcase.
• If he is getting paid for he component? Why does it matter if she lies about her name? I'm sure he lies about his name too.
• That's what he is made about? That she has wings?
• Now she gets the component AND the money.
• Moonknight?
• Isn't he the person who started the firm? Why does he have a puny desk? Also, why do they even have an office food budget? They should be bringing their own breakfast and lunch in!
• Who is she and why does she phase like that?
• Midget Antman. Not micro, midget.
• The regulator looks the same to me.
• Not fast enough, apparently.
• She likes him?
• So why can't y'all just work together to save Janet and the girl who phases?
• This dude talks like he has some ADHD or something.
• I thought she knew where they had set up the building? It's not far from where she was...
• They used the same magic learning site!
• ...That's the best they could do for giving him a female voice and making him act like her?
• Them holding hands is so awkward and cringey.
• So how did he get the ankle monitor back on?
• Aw, little baby Ant-Man just wants to help.
• A little Ant-Girl would be so cute and precious. OOO! LADY BUG!!! That would be adorable!
• Will he make it home in time to get his ankle monitor off?
• Cutting it very close there guys.
• Why do the bugs sound like whales?
• What if one of the bugs ate his wife?
• Why would he crash the van like that?
• Why is he using the truck? Why doesn't he just run?
• What happens when the seagull eats the ant with him on it?
• So does where the building is affect them getting to the correct coordinates?
• What happened to her suit? Why is she wearing regular clothes?
• So mom has powers now?
• Do we ever see her again?
• I'm glad mister cop stepfather came around and ended up loving Scott.
• If only it was that easy to move your home.
• That is very cute, making their own drive in theater.
• What are they having him harnest those particles for?
• Oh! They are for Ghost!
• Oh no, not in the middle of the snap!
• Imagine an insect band breaking all the human records

Marvel Movie Reviews w/ Rambo - Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

  

I don't have a very solid explanation for you on why I feel like this is one of the best Marvel films in a little while, but I do. There were definitely some awkward moments as the rest of the worlds collided together (some of their meetings felt like they could've been planned better), but it also had a number of funny moments in those same instances. There were also many a number of good, meme-worthy quotes. There were plenty of fight scenes to keep us entertained. A number of sad twists making us yell at the screen to do different actions. And just as many scenes that we yelled because the choices weren't sad, they were just plain stupid! I still don't understand how it was determined who got cut though.

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• What is this intro? Is this picking up from the big ship in Ragnarok?
• There is definitely a crash scene missing in between.
• What was it exactly that he just crushed to get to the blue infinity stone? Also, I no longer remember what he did to get the purple stone.
• What does he mean he only needs 2 more stones from Earth? I thought there were 7 stones he had to collect...
• Welp, I guess no more Thor or Hulk, their ship got blown up... So much for saving Asghard too.
• How the heck did Hulk get back to Earth??
• Why does Stark have that glowing thing on his chest? I thought he didn't need it anymore?
• Oh, they discuss it... it's for protection.
• Oh, it was six stones... why do they only picture 5 though? Oh, because Strange has one...
• What in the world is going?? Did Thanos get there that quickly?
• You're really going to tell me that nobody on that bridge noticed Peter climbing out the window and putting a mask on before flying off with his backpack?
• Is Banner losing this power?
• His suit does melty nano bot things now?
• Shouldn't somebody call the other Avengers?
• How are you going to give him the new suit and then immediately send him home??
• Just Space? Really?
• THOR LIVES!
• I think Quill is jealous lol.
• And imasculated lol xD He is making his voice deeper, and they are all making fun of him.
• She seems like she knows where the Sol stone is...
• He looks human now!!
• His human form looks very much like the Resident Alien but a more sickly version of him.
• Welp, that didn't last long at all.
• What happened to Capt's hair?
• Is miss silver hair our Black Widow?? Why did they change it?
• BABY GAMORA!
• Poor, sweet, innocent, naive Gamora.
• Why is it spelled like that??
• Why does Gamora look like she is smiling when she looks at her father?
• Ooo, she got a good jab at his neck!
• It was all fake??
• Why does she want Peter to KO her?
• Warhammer looks even worse then he did the last time we saw him...
• Are those acupuncture needles?
• What did he just spew out of his hands to seal that hole up??
• Tony Knighting Spidey into an Avenger is funny/
• He can tell she is lying?
• ...Rocket shoved a prosthetic eyeball up his butt and gave it to Thor who just put it in his face... Wonderful.
• That is one giant dwarf...
• Spidey looked like Doc Oct with those extra robot legs.
• Are his eyes two different colors because of the prosthetic??
• I mean... atleast you win one? Better than losing every single time... plus now you have seen how to do it!
• Is it Sol like sun or Soul like your soul?
• So the stone isn't inside Gamora like I was thinking it would be, he kills her as a sacrifice.
• Bruh didn't even hesitate with throwing her over the edge. Can it really be called love then?
• So how exactly can Thanos hold the stones without getting hurt anyway? He isn't part God like Quill was.
• Really? You wanted a starbucks?
• Maybe they can do something to replace the stone for him.
• What the heck are these giant skewers falling from the sky? I'm sure the rest of the world had to see those fall.
• How is he not breaking something doing that?
• xD Iron Hulk just fell on his face xD
• What's up with Capt's all black outfit?
• If the shield was slowly taking them out, why are we opening the shield to fight them ourselves?
• Can't you tell him to close it before you start pouring??
• GROOT. IS. WORTHY.
• Why are we versing Demon dogs from the upside down???
• Hulk's head looks tiny in that suit.
• "Magic. More magic. Magic with a kick." Lol
• Why not just cut his hand off?
• Good job Quill. Couldn't wait like 10 more seconds.
• Now would be a great time to reverse time!
• Why in the world did he just introduce himself as Steve Rogers instead of Capt?
• "Why was she up there this whole time?" *with sass*
• Girl Power!
• Why is Hulk refusing to come out this entire movie?
• Woah, how did he make so many duplicates?
• Tony? Cursed with knowledge? How so??
• How will he get home without his suit?
• I blame Starlord.
• SHE COULD PREVENT ALL OF THIS AND JUST DESTROY THE STONE?!? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?
• So did he or did he not snap his fingers and KO everyone?
• Oh, it's a delayed reaction. That's stupid.
• Why is it only certain people?
• I would miss Groot the most but Peter is the real tear jerker here.
• Okay, but also, what is the point of getting ride of half of all the people in the universe?
• Why is he smiling??
• So Fury isn't dead! ... Well wasn't until a second ago.
• Captain Marvel?

The WORST Experience of My Life

Hello and welcome to another post where I just put my thoughts and feelings down here so I can process what just happened. I will have to give you a bit of back story, and not many people will probably want to read this, so if you don't want to read about periods, then this is not the post for you, and that's completely fine. I have other movie reviews and gaming reviews that are some recent posts or you could scroll further back to when I was taking care of my nan.

A few weeks back, I had tried to get more of the pill I used to not have periods. I first got them prescribed at the age of 14. I think I started getting my period when I was 12, and that happened at possibly the worst place it could have more on that in a bit, because that was not the main story I wanted to talk about today.

I got these pills from a young age, and I would only really have a period when I took one late, and it was okay to have a week on and then take the pills, but the older I got, the worse they were. So if I missed a pill, I would take it when I realised and just continue taking them the next day. This was okay for a few years. I would have a day or two of bleeding, and then it would stop, but the more this happened, the worse it got. If I missed one a couple of years down the line, I would have a period for about two weeks.

That brings us up to a few weeks ago, I made an appointment because they wouldn't give me a repeat prescription, this was a phone call appointment and It rang while I was in the bathroom and it only rang twice so I couldn't even run to pick up the phone, they did not try to call back and I understand they are busy but you have to wait more often than not longer for them to call because they are running behind, I know I have waited an extra half an hour because they were running so behind and they ask the same questions every time. Once I had to take one of those phone calls while in the middle of a shop; it was kind of embarrassing, but hey, I survived that.

Anyway, because I missed this phone call, they did not get back in contact with me, and they sent an email to my GP. That's fine, I thought, except it wasn't, it was not accepted until a month later, to that point, I had already run out. The pain didn't hit me all at once until it was a Thursday, and that's when I could not get out of bed. We were in a heat wave in the UK at the time, so a hot water bottle was out of the question since my room was already so stuffy. I was using ice poles (or icey pops for my American friends) on my back and on my stomach. I was melting these ice poles, so much so that I almost debated getting a freezer in my room to make it so much easier. The pain was like lightning shooting up my back, so I spent about 48 hours in the fetal position, not wanting to be alive because I had never experienced anything like this before. I do not wish to experience anything like this again. The pain was a 12/10, and I really wish I was exaggerating, but I could not stand up for more than a minuet I tried to make some toast and ended up with warm bread because I could not wait for it to toast because standing was just awful.

I would not wish this on my worst enemy.

I said I would tell you about the time I got my first period because I probably will never do another post about this topic lets just get it over and done with all in this one.

I was 12 I think and I was staying with my nan and dad for the weekend, my dad had gone out to an emergency call so it was just me and my nan, I went to the bathroom and there it was a big red stain in white underwear (cause it always has to be the white undies) I didn't know what to do, I called my mum and just sat on the toilet. I was so scared to tell my nan what I had just experienced. Eventually, my mum convinced me to talk to my nan, and I don't really remember the conversation, so it must have been very awkward. She ended up taking me into her room and she had a really old box of whats known as pantie liners (I think they should be called something else I hate the word pantie) they are a smaller version of a pad (maybe they should be called mini pads) it did the job okay until I came home where my mum gave me a leaflet about periods and that was that. 

Thank you so much for giving me the time to read about something I never thought I would put on the internet, but here we are. If you are a young girl around the age when you may get your period soon, my advice is, get some pads now, put a few in each bag you use regularly, and you shouldn't have to have any weird, awkward conversations with your grandparents or friends' parents because it can happen at any moment, really. I don't want you to be scared of it happening, as it is a part of life, and we have to deal with it, so it is far better to be overprepared than unprepared. I have a little section in each bag with tissues, a small packet of wet wipes, and ibuprofen or some sort of painkiller. You got this! Have a great rest of your day, and I will see you next Friday with another review of some sort. Take care. :)