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- Pilot
- Is that the Black Widow doing the intro or is it someone else?
- That dad is an unnecessary everyday hero, he's running to help those people he may not know ... oh, he has powers, never mind
- Does the boy know his dad has powers? Does he wish his dad were part of the Avengers, and that's why he doesn't want any of the heroes in the window?
- Okay, but like the prints would not just roll that cleanly off the glass like that in real life.
- I'm sorry, but this is how we find out Agent Colson isn't dead? Does he come back to the movies at all?
- They aren't level 7? I don't think they even have a level. They are just voluntold personnel lol
- Excuse me, but isn't Colson old enough to be her dad? Why does it seem like he is flirting with her?
- Why is she against S.H.I.E.L.D.? Shouldn't she be against the people who were holding the Avengers initiative back?
- Their plane is like a house, and yet it seems pretty normal-sized. I am confused.
- Oh, also, it is not the Black Widow doing the commentary, it's a girl in her van... and she has just been found. Wonder if she will become part of the team now, too.
- Doesn't the fact that they don't know about this so-called cover-up titled "centipede" mean that they are not the bad guys she thinks they are? Also, how did she get involved with that group anyway?
- This hero is very quickly turning into a villain...
- Encrypted to the GPS location? How does that work?
- Aren't Bonnie and Clyde a couple? Why is he hitting on the new person?
- So we are using the same explosion stuff from Iron Man 3 in this first episode, interesting.
- Can't they call up Stark and ask what the solution was for his girlfriend?
- Home boy got thrown like 20 feet into the air xD
- I can't tell whether he cares to save the girl's life or not.
- Did we really have to go for a headshot? What if it ended up being fatal while also curing him?
- ...And why don't we have hover cars yet?
- 0-8-4
- Gonna be blue skies from here on out and then a giant hole forms in the side of your plane... I don't think that's blue skies my dude.
- These scientists are really too enthusiastic to be out in the field. I get it, I get the same way when I get called out to new scenes I haven't experienced yet, but I think they're in a slightly different boat with superhero stuff.
- Oddly convenient that they didn't show up until after the archaeologist was out of the site.
- What is with this guy? Why is he so against having people who can do stuff better than him?
- Okay, for somebody who is supposed to be about risk assessments and stuff, why is he pulling an unknown object out of the wall?
- Oh, so now that you know it's worse than going nuclear, now you care about it affecting you.
- This group needs to figure out how to put aside their different experiences and backgrounds and just work together. They all have different specialties.
- Did anyone stop to think if the Peruvian military actually had the same intent as us? That they weren't trying to use S.H.I.E.L.D. to get the object transported somewhere else?
- Midlife crisis, sounds about right.
- We are firing up the German tech and using it to make a hole in our own plane? That's crazy.
- Shouldn't the drop in cabin pressure mean the doors lock so that they don't leak out more pressure? It seems backwards to me that they opened instead.
- How in the world is a blow-up raft staying put in the gaping hole and equalizing the pressure in the plane?
- What are you signing up for? Ma'am, you just lived through some of it. How are you still confused?
- Wait, they are sending the weapon to the sun?
- AND she is still working for the other team. Wow. Who is she gonna actually cross?
- Does he really think that he could control the plane incident? They were hijacked!
- The Asset
- What the heck caused that car to get thrown sky high like that so suddenly?
- How is the trailer still upright after a stunt like that?
- Am I supposed to know who this guy is?
- There was definitely something we missed between episodes with the new girl becoming an agent in training...
- Did you really want to reveal to her that you all lied about the truth serum? I wouldn't want to work with y'all anymore after that.
- "Something big," he says as he holds a teeny tiny gyrosphere.
- Why does Coltor wear a black tux but the other young buck can wear jeans and a t-shirt?
- Hey! That's the husband from Ghost Whisperer!
- Is he really a prisoner, though, if he is willingly helping conduct an experiment that he has wanted to do for decades?
- Isn't the fact that she doesn't have training make her perfect for the task, because they have absolutely no reason to suspect her?
- What if this experiment with gravitanium alters all of Earth's gravity?
- -.- Why is she telling him that S.H.I.E.L.D. is listening?
- Hmm, she is telling him everything but still helping S.H.I.E.L.D.
- Ma'am, you're gonna have to get up the courage to pew pew if you're going to be an agent.
- Is locking the gravitanium in the vault just protecting it from somebody getting ahold of it or does it stop the gravity effects?
- Eye-Spy
- Do the folks just think the red masks are like a publicity stunt or something? Because I would be calling the non-emergency line to see if something has a permit to be happening or if the police should be on the lookout for suspicious activity.
- AND their hands are handcuffed to the briefcases? That's a bit much and super sus.
- How is it that the masked people are the ones dead, though? How did she know which briefcase to take?
- What is his desire to help everyone? Literally everyone.
- It's interesting how much you can learn about somebody based on their dialect and how they talk.
- Yeah, they really didn't think this through with him replacing a female.
- That's crazy that you had the guard check in every so often by having them enter a password in order to track that no unwanted people have entered.
- Ooo, the handler had a kill switch in him too. Interesting.
- I am very confused how she was going to use the glasses to see the cards and him naked from a completely different room.
- Girl in the Flower Dress
- They looked at each other as if they knew each other and yet they acted as if they didn't.
- Why is she taking him? Is it like how the S.H.I.E.L.D. people wanted to take the strong guy in episode 1?
- How is playing Battleship strategic?
- I am still so incredibly lost on which side she is on. It's like every episode she flips back again.
- OOOOOO. She got caught.
- Why wouldn't S.H.I.E.L.D. let him use his powers? Would he not join them?
- I mean, yeah, a million dollars is not a bad offer for information.
- Is this the scientist lady from the first episode? The one who worked on Project Centipede?
- Ooo, she had to put on one of those special bracelets that controls her too.
- So how many extra bad guys are in on this thing? Trying to make their own version of heroes/villains.
- FZZT
- How does lightning cause the battery to jump out of the vehicle?
- What was holding his body up like that?
- Aww, these poor guys just wanted a cool souvenir and ended up infecting themselves.
- Bonnie and Clyde are so cute, flirty but innocent.
- Skydiving to your death can't be a good feeling.
- Yeah, sure, they will take his dream team away just like they took the Avengers away.
- The Hub
- Where are the dogs? Boy, have you ever seen dogs on board that ship?
- How the heck did he get that big thing into his naval cavity?
- So, I have always matched the different security levels of S.H.I.E.L.D. with those of the current US military. However, here's the thing: in our current situation, the higher levels can know about the lower levels. In S.H.I.E.L.D., it comes off more like each level only gets to know about its own. Is that accurate?
- Why are there so many extra hands wandering around their ship?
- Wouldn't it be funny if he actually has been a robot version of himself this entire time and she just doesn't know it?
- WHY DID HE THROW THE SANDWICH AWAY?!?
- Fitz is more of a bad booty agent then they make him out to be.
- Wow, she has some skill to position the plane just right to burn all the bad guys with the exhausts.
- So if he thinks he is level 8, why doesn't he come up in the system as level 8?
- The Well
- What random items is he picking up from each pile?
- First, why are we cutting down a tree in a national park? Second, what are those guys using to wipe away that spray paint on the sign?
- Why in the world would he think that the instructions would give actual coordinates?
- Wow, that professor really said he wanted to get to the staff first.
- Did he really think they weren't going to see it sticking out of his bag like that?
- How did Timmy fall down the well to begin with?
- How the heck did that man do that? Oh, he's Asgardian.... wow... wonder if he is the original guy.
- More observant than most? Sir, it's pretty easy things to pick up on. It's not like it was just picking up on you leaving behind certain things.
- Why didn't she have any bad memories come to mind when she started messing with the God spear?
- Repairs
- But how do we know it was her who is doing these things? She didn't show any signs of wanting to do these things, let alone actually doing them.
- How do you expect her to actually know what is going on? Let's be real.
- Is it maybe Ford haunting her and making everything else happen because she didn't listen to him about the safety concerns?
- So if the power is down and they are going to be crashing, how come they are still flying and not panicking more?
- Oh, they did crash already? There wasn't much of a crash...
- How did Mae hear him move closer?
- I'm sorry, did you just imply that the guy caused the accident and is blaming her anyway?
- Aww, Mae got a little piece of herself back! I call that a win.
- The Bridge
- I love the guy just chilling and casually eating his food instead of reacting.
- Oh, that's the guy they went to break out, got it, that would be why he was not reacting.
- I thought he couldn't gain access to her files?
- Oh, she has been pulling names herself, no files for help.
- Somebody with superpowers...
- Wait, is he the original caterpillar guy?
- Is he a different actor from the original episode?
- Did anyone notice how much he turns the wheel and the car DOESN'T move?
- What if Mae is the one who turned her over to the agency?
- Doesn't our guy with S.H.I.E.L.D. who has the caterpillar have only the one on his arm? These new soldiers have them on both arms plus in their shoulders.
- So something has changed in their new soldiers that the same shot that took out the original guy does nothing to the new one.
- They have also become stronger, and have different kill switches in them.
- How did she figure out where his son was being kept? And why was there no security on his son?
- So wait we are gonna take out all of those people? For what reason? Why did we want to take out Colson that badly?
- ...But he doesn't know about the day after he died? Is this where we find out he is a robot?
- The Magical Place
- Mae, you'd better have something planned.
- He really went to Tahiti, huh? Crazy.
- Did they really not frisk him and look for things before tying him up?
- How come the chair can fall over but it doesn't get sucked up and out like he is?
- Not her impersonating Mae to ask the guy questions xD.
- Why is she the only one who doesn't believe getting Colson back is important?
- Looks like Skye was right and S.H.I.E.L.D. was wrong.
- Aww, poor Colson. Why did they need him to survive so badly that they operated on him like that? But also, he was stabbed through the heart, what does operating on his brain do to save him?
- HE DIDN'T DIE! He isn't fully himself anymore, but at least he didn't die! He can still see his son one day ... maybe.
- Seeds
- S.H.I.E.L.D. trainees? What happened? I assume they were on the agency's property...
- Do they need to get permission for these little extra excursions or do they just do whatever they want?
- How quickly were they planning on graduating him?
- I love how he just knew that it was about the baby girl.
- So does she secretly have powers or what?
- Ooo, he has ice powers now.
- T.R.A.C.K.S.
- Why the heck are there civilians on this train that is meant to be transporting secret military stuff?
- Shouldn't they have discussed before hand they they were going to fill in Colson?
- Shouldn't she be in tears over her mother's ashes spilling?
- First of all, why would you need to jump for a grenade rather than fight the people?
- Secondly, how does a grenade make the train vanish like that?
- They were rendered immobile when she jumped off the train? How does that happen?
- If they stabbed her with a knife why is it a long cut?
- I'm gonna be honest, I am really annoyed by listening to that stupid announcement over and over; I do understand it's there to establish when we are in the timeline though.
- So when is she going to become a full-fledged agent?
- So the package was their guy?
- DAANNNGGGG. HE SHOT HER! NOT ONCE BUT TWICE!
- No more Skye :(
- She's like Sleeping Beauty in a way.
- She looks like a zombie from The Walking Dead.
- T.A.H.I.T.I.
- He had the same thought I did, use the doctors who revived him even though it was impossible.
- Why does their cockpit seem smaller than normal?
- Honestly, just let them have him, the only reason they didn't turn him over is because they are trying to save Skye.
- They really make the moving screen thing so much easier then the other two guys do.
- Look at them being all smart and stuff!
- Why didn't they just try a random counter sign to see if it would work?
- Is GH something gamma related?
- GH is the initials of the person .... but which person?
- Didn't somebody at some point mention a redhead coming and stealing somebody away?
- Yes Man
- Is the red head thing current time or past events?
- I'm glad she recognized the logo.
- He was doing so well until he wasn't... I kind of hope he is faking and takes her to a S.H.I.E.L.D. facility.
- I'm confused, the necklace doesn't show any obvious signs of damage...
- Did she really think she wouldn't affect Asgard on Earth? It's Thor's second home now.
- How does that necklace cage stop her from speaking?
- Does he really think that the two of them can go after whoever is in charge?
- Uhoh, somebody was listening to them.
- End of the Beginning
- SHE'S FINALLY GOING TO BECOME A FULL-FLEDGED AGENT!!!!
- It's so sad how much he has changed for the worse.
- Was killing him really necessary? Sure, he was giving empty threats, but at least he was talking.
- Mae is the bad guy? I did not see that twist coming.
- OH! IT WASN'T MAE! IT'S THE GIRL WITH RED DYE HIGHLIGHTS!
- Explains why she was confused about why Colson was so important.
- Turn, Turn, Turn
- You mean to tell me they aren't even targeting the correct ship?
- I was not expecting Colson to shoot Mae.
- So is this episode happening simultaneously with the Winter Soldier movie?
- I don't understand, is she or isn't she part of the bad guys?
- Providence
- The Only Light In The Darkness
- Nothing Personal
- Ragtag
- Beginning of the End
