Marvel Movie Reviews w/ Rambo - Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

  

Not a bad movie. Not a bad rendition of the multiverse and how it can be visualized. I am interested to know more about this space between realities and if there are actual doorways that link everything or if it is just America's powers that can open it. I would also love to have a story of America and all the worlds they have traveled to and will travel to as they search for their mothers. Was not a huge fan of Wanda being a bad guy but I guess she was technically villain vibes when we first met her and her twin brother and they wanted to KO the Jarvis body. Also did he really need to get the third eye like that the version of him that he KOd?

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• This intro looks like we are playing Sonic the Hedgehog.
• Why did Doctor Strange's appearance change so much between No Way Home and this?
• Who is she?
• That monster looks like the one from the Eternals.
• Is this the end of the movie playing at the beginning or something?
• Now that looks more like the Doctor Strange we know.
• Who died now?
• Who is Doctor Wes? Is that Doc Oct? The Lizard one perhaps?
• OH! It's the wedding we saw in the credits scene!
• I always thought she would marry Strange.
• DID HE JUST SUMMON A DEMON PUPPY HEAD?
• One-eyed alien octopus?
• Well, that was smart until it wasn't...
• It had a needle in its suction cup?
• Why is everything she does star-shaped?
• Well, clearly she does not have Spider-Man in her universe.
• I need a Spider-Man who shoots webs out of his butt now.
• Notice she has a little pride flag pin on her jacket.
• America Chanus? Who came up with that name?
• Well that answers that question; they are not both the same, he is a sorcerer, she is a witch.
• Aww, Wanda has such a cute family.
• IT WAS FAKE?!?
• Why is her hair so dull? I liked the bright red hair.
• I always thought his magic was more powerful than hers.
• How did she know her name?
• He knew the work was fake huh?
• So she is evil now?
• Aww, she just wants to be with her family. Would she be replacing the Wanda in that realm or would they swap, or would they merge? What would happen with that?
• Did she ever think of just being nice and asking her and seeing what she would say/do?
• Jackel and Hyde, meet Wanda and Scarlet Witch.
• How does anyone other than the order know where the big secret base is? I thought that was why it was a secret...
• I mean, at least she is not completely evil and doesn't want to hurt you?
• Wow, she is definitely more powerful than them... Why doesn't he just try trapping her in the cells he used in Spider-Man? Or how about putting her into a glass prism dimension?
• See! Glass prism dimension!
• Why are her fingertips black? Is that her turning evil?
• It's giving horror movie.
• Why would you look into the puddle knowing she can see into it?
• See, the girl looks so sad about it, I bet if you asked she would help! Just don't KO her for the power is all.
• Why couldn't Wanda just adopt some kids and make the life she wanted a reality? I know she wouldn't have Jarvis, but it's got to be better than nothing. We don't even see Jarvis in her dreams anyway!
• There's a paint universe? That whole scene made me think of Inside Out when they go inside that shortcut and get flattened.
• Aww, cloak is hurt.
• So our dreams are always just different universes?
• So how did America come to be? She said she doesn't exist in any of these universes but she has to exist in one to be born right?
• So I guess he is dead in this world?
• The damage to the back of his cloak looks so different.
• So what I am hearing is Wanda is being possessed by Scarlet Witch and not them being the same person?
• He poisoned them?
• He knew not to trust them too, and yet he let them be bested.
• And now she took over a different Wanda.
• Are all the worlds collapsing onto each other now?
• Did she just sever that reality? What good did that actually do?
• I don't know why I am surprised, but there is a minotaur sorcerer?
• What is this prison they were put into? Are they going to be experimented on?
• How do the numbers get assigned to the realities?
• It's interesting that they have scientists studying the multiverses in this reality.
• The Illuminati? Really?
• She really said, "I'm not walking all that".
• Is something else there with them?
• That would be a yes.
• Waiting for her? Did she have a previous life in this world?
• So the first one is Peggy, obvi. Marvel is Marvel.... Fantastic Four is literally going to be our Fantastic Four, so I'm confused by that, but who's the second person supposed to be?
• XMEN!!!!!
• So, since we share people with this other world, are our realities going to merge like the guy was saying?
• Did Thanos not use the infinity stones in this reality like he did ours?
• His cloak was blue??
• What is dream walking anyway?
• What are the robots saying? Ultron what?
• Woah, she can just straight up change their reality?
• Ooo, Peggy has a jetpack.
• PEGGY!! NOOOOO
• Ma'am, it's special glass. Did you think that would work?
• HE CAN WALK?!? I honestly always assumed the actor was just also crippled...
• The gap between universes?
• Why didn't anybody close the door behind them?
• Which world did Strange and Christine get sent to? How will they get out?
• This is what happens when the two worlds colliding on eachother? Why doesn't it just merge into one?
• So we are just going to leave her behind in this strange, collapsing world?
• So, the Strange in this world is even more evil than the previous world's Strange was? It's interesting how they use the colors to differentiate them btw.
• The music notes as weapons make me think of the Beauty and the Beast Christmas special where the organ maestro is trying to break them up.
• is it still dreamwalking if he goes to that reality to save her?
• Wow. Good thing there was another version of you there for you to possess.
• Wow, couldn't even make it to the mountain to save her before facing bad guys.
• ...He tethered them to himself like a cloak.
• Glad she came to that realization that she was lying that whole time about being a monster and not hurting anyone.
• How exactly are you closing it? By crumpling that building? Isn't it still open somehow?
• It destroys the dark hold in every universe?
• Ew, he got the third eye.
• A purple lady? How did he cause an incursion? His world is intact.
• That guy was still hitting himself lol.

Marvel Movie Reviews w/ Rambo - Spiderman: No Way Home (2021)

  

This is another movie that I was surprisingly enthralled in, even though I thought I would dislike it. I especially enjoyed that even though the world was against Peter, he did not lose his kind heart that Aunt Mae constantly reminded him of and that he wanted to do good by her even in her passing. It was also very nice for Spidey to go back to his routes of not actually wanting to hurt anybody. His other two versions seemed all too happy to just finish KOing their villains again while the Holland rendition wanted to treat them like people and help cure them. I do wish they would have done a better job of explaining what it meant for him to be wiped from their memories initially, had me super confused and panicing about the previous movies in Marvel and how they would be affected.

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• Dude? Really? Mysterio is the greatest superhero in history? Iron Man LITERALLY DIED to bring you all back.
• The spiderman punched me comment is giving police brutality...
• Well, time for Pepper to put Spidey into hiding.
• Where is Nick Fury in all of this? Did anybody think to call him back to planet?
• Is that guy related to Mysterio? Like jesus he has it out for them.
• Is that guy with the red glasses related to the mysterio guy? OH! It's Dardevil!
• You really think you're going to get into any college as a criminal??
• But are you actually on his side? But also, why would you want him back at the school?
• Oh lord, Flash is a different kind of annoying.
• Why would he even want to go back to public school?
• Aww man. It's not just Spidey who can't get in to any colleges, it's his friends too. That sucks.
• Is Flash even actually smart????
• He sees the Doctor Strange face in the decor and I assumed he was going to go ask for time to be reversed to fix this but then I remembered that they don't have the stone anymore... So what is he going for?
• Why is there so much snow inside?
• Lol He almost slipped on the snow.
• Oh, he did go to ask to go back in time ... BUT THERE IS NO STONE.
• The spell of what?
• How does it make everyone forget he is spiderman? Shouldn't we just make them forget about Mysterio instead? Wouldn't that be smarter? Then they forget both right?
• "What is a Ned?" lol
• Y'know, maybe we should have discussed this spell before starting to write it...
• Yeah, nobody ever really thinks about calling the colleges to plea their case.
• Yeah, but y'know, it was more than just the college thing that made him want to wipe people's memories.
• They cut him off of the network? Thats messed up. They know the truth don't they? Or no, actually they don't... there were aliens there not actual agents. Fury should have told them what he was doing...
• Is that the actual Doc Oct from the original series?
• GO OUT THE OTHER DOOR MA'AM. Why are people so stupid???
• I'm glad he thought the extra legs looked like Oct's too because that was my first thought when we first saw them.
• What did he just do to his suit? He copied the color.
• Lol Peter hacked his suit in turn, that is funny.
• Aww, she is gonna help him get everyone into school.
• OOO IS SHE GOING TO SLAP HIM? I want to see her slap him! Aww, she didn't slap him.
• Green goblin too? Dang.
• Um, how did he just get transported?
• Ooo Doctor Strange is helping.
• Why and how did he ... oh. That's messed up trapping him.
• Looks like it is starting to melt atleast.
• "Scooby doo this shiz."
• Did that baby head just move??
• He is still trying to get green out of the suit?
• Wait, did he take the outer fabric layer off the suit tech?
• ...Did he just send a tree into that prison cell?
• Wait, Sandman is good?
• Yeah, the public is gonna hate you for turning off the power grid.
• I'm glad that the lizard acknowledged that the elctro guy doesn't look the same.
• Oh, so its the actual OG goblin, I thought it was gonna be his son.
• Aww, he is confused by the new world.
• What do you mean this isn't your problem??
• How funny would it be if the newspaper version of the bugal editor knew Peter was Spider-Man and he got transported here, and they had to green-screen the two versions of himself talking to himself.
• Ooo, he put the skin back on his tech suit.
• Is that the box with the name that somebody turned into like a wrap song thing and it's just him saying machenadelafleur on repeat?
• ...What's the point of wearing the eye if it doesn't have the infinity stone in it?
• Why do we just punch everybody out of their bodies now?
• I don't know, those other people who would manipulate the world in the glass realm did it a lot cooler.
• Okay Merida, trying to change their fate.
• He broke the mirror world.
• How did he know to take the ring?
• Okay but if you fix them so that they can go back and survive then the Spideys will die.
• Is Ned going to become like Doctor Strange now?
• Fresh water or salt? What you mean youre purposefully adding salt to the water? Are you trying to be funny because he is an octopus?
• Where is Happy in all this anyway?
• Imagine turning all the Spidey villains into good guys and making an Avengers team of just them lol.
• I thought the funny feeling was going be Peter splitting into the 3 different versions but no it's him sensing the evil in goblin?
• Man, the electro guy was so close to being drained too ... Also, I thought the sandman was on our side? Why is he so wishy washy?
• Does nobody else live in these condos?
• I thought the Goblin hid his gear?
• Aww, Aunt Mae was just trying to help and now he is gonna have some blunt force trauma and probably internal bleeding.
• So did this Peter never have an Uncle Ben? What happened to his parents? Who was Aunt Mae related to?
• Happy is going to be devastated. You destroyed his place, his fabricator, and the love of his life.
• I thought his suit was bulletproof?
• Wasn't MJ supposed to hit the button on the box if things started going sour?
• Oh, this is how the other Peter's get in?
• OH! They were already here they have just been wondering around.
• So when grandma asks for you to crawl you do it but if MJ does you say it's ridiculous.
• Why is the portal still open?
• So his portal closes but the other one stayed open forever?
• So how come the OG OG spidey doesn't have his suit?
• Didn't both the other Spideys lose their Uncle Ben? Why did the one choose to comment on Gwen instead of Ben?
• Did we essentially just make our own blowtorch?
• Did Peter blow a blood vessel in his eye? Why is it still red like that?
• When did we start putting a shield in the Statue of Liberty's hand? I bet the French are highly upset we are modifying the gift they gave us, but also, how is the statue going to be balanced now?
• Why are they wearing identical suits? Shouldn't the one be more blue?
• They did not coordinate this very well did they...
• Did y'all really just run in the portal??
• Aww, Doc Oct was pretending to be evil again. Still hate him
• Only 12 hours?
• What does mixing a green goblin sphere with the cube do to the spell?
• Aw man, Spiderman 3 looks like he is ready to bawl his eyes out after saving MJ. Good thing he learned his lesson and grabbed onto her this time instead of just using the stretchy web stuff.
• Why does the goblin want Peter to KO so much? It's not like Peter has never KOd somebody before.
• So calm. Such a straight and sincere face.
• Is Spidey 2 going to die now?
• But if nobody ever knows he existed, then who is going to fill the void in all of the battles he helped with? Are they going to forget that those battles and moments in their lives or will somebody else be the one saving them? Who gets the kids out of the elevator in the Washington Monument? Who takes the glove part of the way across the field in Endgame? What becomes of all those moments in people's minds?
• Will Doctor Strange remember because he is casting the spell?
• So they still remember Spiderman? So is Spiderman still part of the Avengers then?
• So she still has the necklace, what memory does she have of how she got it?
• How did he get money to rent a space? How did he get an ID?
• What happened to his old suit? Why did he make a new one?
• Not the School House Rock reference with 3 is a majic number...
• Is that the sandman? Or the lizard man? Who is this person trying to learn the history of the world?
• OH! IT'S VENOM! ... He left a part behind though.
• Somebody is getting married?
• What does Wanda know about the multiverse? Are her powers indeed like Doctor Strange's then?

Marvel Movie Reviews w/ Rambo - Eternals (2021)

  

Unlike when I jokingly posted the Endgame Review as a zero-star-rated film, this rating is not a joke. This story was both overcomplicated and yet oversimplistic all at the same time. It involved Greek mythology but then tried to explain it in terms of the Marvel universe and alien life. And absolutely none of it seemed to actually involve the Marvel timeline other than the question posed early on of why did the Eternals not help with any of the battles the Avengers faced. I would not recommend watching this movie and honestly I think it is a great thing that the sequel got cancelled. I am interested to know though, how the comic version of this storyline played out. Was it a newer comic or one of the OG stories like Spiderman? 

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• We couldn't have something reading the text as it scrolled up my screen? What if I wasn't paying full attention yet? What if I can't read that fast?
• So was Quill's father an Eternal?
• Why was the father so calm when he said to run?
• Why was that blue flying Eternal guy with laser eyes essentially Superman?
• Is this supposed to be Earth? What is this prehistoric dino thing? Why are the people not scared of those with the powers or the fact that they have advanced technology?
• The one Eternal guy looks like the extra guy from Doctor Strange.
• I still don't understand why we shifted away from the traditional Marvel intro with their signature sound and the comic book montage.
• Eternals are untouchable?
• Nope, definitely touchable, just maybe not that one specific girl?
• So does each Eternal have a specific different power or do they have a collection of powers, OR do they all have the same powers and just excel at different ones at different times?
• Is this wire muscle monster related to those ones they fought at the beginning of time?
• Is he in shock? Or is sarcasm his coping mechanism?
• I'm glad he asked the question we were all thinking, why didn't they help with Thanos... I am curious to know if Thanos' snap impacted their population too, because at that point, her silly comment about not wanting to prevent humans from developing should have been nullified.
• These Eternals use these same pictorial screens as Stark.
• Why don't the Eternals age? I understand being Eternal and therefore immortal but were they not all babies at one point that grew up? Or did they seriously just come to be at the age they display as?
• They brought sign language with them?
• Are we just watching them all do infighting amongst themselves?
• Is this the first time they were all sent on a mission? Have they not helped other planets build better worlds for themselves?
• ...He is telling the world about the Eternals?
• I am so lost trying to follow along with this movie...
• The emergence?? Are we doing another Thanos moment??
• Their memories get restarted every time they go to a new planet?
• I appreciate that this omnipotent power is very open and honest with what is doing but why was any of this necessary? Also, does each species have their own Eternals?
• The omnipotent one made the devients too? Why was ANY of this necessary?!? Would life not exist at all without this omnipotent one?
• I just realized the monster looks like an axolotl.
• She turned it into a tree?
• Now he has a human form? And a voice?
• Wow, Superman in a Marvel movie...
• I like this guy's sass, best part of the movie so far.
• There was a whole city under their ship.
• She's just casually been living in the ship buried underground?
• Why are we talking about taking humans to a different planet that will probably also have the stupid seed in the planet? Why not just save Earth?
• Well, that answered my internal question I had, did the snap delay the emergence thing, yes.
• HE KILLED HER HIMSELF?!?
• This thing is huge, how was it growing inside the Earth completely undetected?
• It's absolutely absurd to think that this is happening post-Endgame, and absolutely none of the Avengers went to respond to a giant robot thing coming out of the Earth.
• He really couldn't stand to continue living on Earth with them after breaking the rules so he went and flew into the sun?
• 6 years later, gets learners permit, "so when are we going to space dad?"
• Is he secretly an Avenger?
• I thought they stopped it??
• And now that one Eternal turned human is going to be left on Earth to die.
• Why do all these alien races think they can just judge the planet and annihilate us if they don't like us?
• A troll??
• Did he just say Starfox? Like Nintendo? Also, he is related to Thanos? Is that her boyfriend that was about to tell us a family secret before she was taken away?
• So not her boyfriend that showed up on the ship, he has a death sword instead.
• WHO'S VOICE WAS THAT??!?