Marvel Movie Reviews w/ Rambo - Thor Ragnarok (2017)

  

Not a bad movie, just a meh movie. I appreciated learning where Thor had been this entire time, and seeing him loved by so many people. Trying to follow whether Loki was good or bad was rather difficult. The sister bit kind of confused me for most of this, especially when it started seemingly like the father treated her more as a partner than as a descendant/heir. Not sure how any of this is going to connect to the rest of the MCU other than the fact that Thor and Hulk were involved.

I have nothing else good to say, so I'm not going to bother. Read my in-time notes below if you desire.

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• Why IS Thor in a cage?
• Him wanting to keep eye contact while talking is kind of funny.
• Why does he hold his arm like that?
• If he could get out that easily why didn't he?
• Is that the skull with the crown on his back?
• Is this guy new? He sucks as a gatekeeper...
• So is Odin back then?
• That guy is very clunky in his armour.
• So is Loki good now?
• Is that a wizard of oz background?
• I KNEW THAT COULDN"T BE ODIN... But also was not expecting it to be Loki if they were honoring his death... Still confused if he is good or not...
• Why did he send their father to a nursing home on Earth?
• JANE DUMPED HIM?!?
• What is the point of telling him to take a seat if you are just going to force him to?
• Why does Doctor Strange want to send them back to Asgard?
• I don't remember Doctor Strange being like this.
• They have a sister? Will she become the ruler? Oh, never mind, she is more evil than Loki.
• So much for bringing dad home.
• Dad chose to leave. You can't be mad about that!
• Why does only Thor look like their parents?
• SHE BROKE THE HAMMER!
• Loki is such a chicken.
• Is this another new guy manning the gate?!?
• Her outfit changed? Why are her and Loki both black and green outfits while Thor is red and blue?
• Did he just get dumped in a trash dimension?
• He forgot he doesn't have a hammer for a second...
• Who is she, and why is she discombobulated like that?
• How did she not hit him?
• Why are we playing the Willy Wonka factory sound?
• It's an army of Power Rangers!
• Who the heck is this guy?
• She gives Trunchbul vibes.
• He melted him!!
• "See ya later new Doug."
• Ma'am, he had it before you. He is your father.
• Is she going to make an army of the undead?
• How did Loki get in to see Thor?
• Stan Lee has a million jobs lol.
• He looks like he should be yelling "THIS IS SPARTA".
• WHY IS THE HULK THERE?!?
• The host man is speechless. Baffled his warrior is failing.
• Do we think that Banner even can resurface if he has been stuck as Hulk for that long?
• It's the original gatekeeper guy!
• How is he there but not there?
• Aww, Black Widow got him to turn back.
• Wow, 2 whole years as Hulk.
• Aww, she lost her warrior sisters.
• I don't think that was him trying to kill you Thor.
• Just another spaceship? Could you even fly the other ship?
• I thought they were going to steal 2 ships?
• I can't tell if she is super strong or that ship has very weak pew pew control.
• Why does it have to be called that?
• Still can't determine if Loki is good or bad...
• I guess they didn't pick the best ship for the trip?
• I think I liked her other outfit better.
• Well, that explains where the dog has been.
• Did he just KO himself because he couldn't change into Hulk?
• I really like how sweet and naive the rock guy's voice is. Fits his personality but not his appearance.
• I just realized she took the same eye from both Thor and Odin.
• She wanted them fireworks to go off behind her and create a scene, you can't tell me otherwise.
• Uhoh, somebody go save Hulk!
• That traitor is just casually hiding amongst the people on the plane.
• Isn't he going to run out of bullets?
• Is Hulk REALLY going to take out the fire demon in one swoop?
• What about Loki?
• Oh yeah, let's just go ahead and take over Earth with the Asgahds...
• What the heck is that big ship?
• I don't know why I was surprised to see that the trash planet and its people still existed.

Revisiting Some Click Games - Game Review Part 4

Hello friends, and welcome back to me reviewing some games so you don't have to. All of these games are on steam and if you would like to check them out, they are usually free, especially if it is a click game. I emailed minimap about the problem with not being able to sync Epic Games to track those achievements, along with all the other platforms, and they got back to me very quickly. They are hoping to have Epic Games back on the minimap this year, so I am quite excited for this to be a thing again. They also said they had it on the app a while ago, but it needed more work to be up to their standard. It's lovely to hear some really positive stuff from a company. So if you are a pc user using minimap, make sure to check where you connect your accounts every now and then to see if the button to connect Epic is there. Now the life update is over, I hope you enjoy the gaming reviews.

Click me harder - This game has very easy achievements because you can click the character in the middle, but I think you get bonuses for clicking the other characters (one on each side of the main). I managed to complete this game in 25 minutes. I probably could have done it quicker if I clicked the other characters more often. But 100 achievements are pretty cool, so I won't argue it would be cooler if you could change the character's appearance. I did make the character dance by buying the upgrades. There isn't much to this game, but it's free, and the 100 achievements are nice. 2.5/5

Ducks - Finished in 1 minute, I am quite proud I managed to get 1000 clicks so quickly, but if you try this too, please be careful you don't hurt yourself. My arm is achy now, but I would say it's worth it. 3 Achievements, but I think that's pretty good considering it's a free game. You can mute this game in the settings found in the top right. 4.5/5

Fish - Click the fish once, and that is all there is to the game, really. 5/5

My Name Is Mayo - Click games rarely have a storyline, but if you stop to read them, there is a story in there. This was made very well, shout out to you developers for smashing this. It is a little strange, but hey, 50 achievements are nothing to scoff at, and you can get this done in one session. It did take me a while to understand what I was doing, but it's not tricky, really. I wonder what condiment is next. 5/5

Tap Tap Loot - Each click you do = a step forward with your character. You fight enemies just by clicking, so any click with your mouse or clicks from your keyboard. Level up your character's look and hit power with the chests you unlock by completing each wave. You can get common, uncommon, epic, and legendary skins to really elevate the look of your character.  There is multiplayer, and there are 53 achievements to get. If you want all of the achievements, you will have to party up with some friends to unlock a few. It's a good game to leave running in the background, but it has been a little buggy recently when I have tried upgrading my gear. They will more than likely fix this small bug in the next update. 4.5/5

DUCKS - Just click the duck once, and there you are, you should get the achievement its pretty easy. My achievement didn't pop up until I closed the game. It also makes a sound when you click, but because it was only one click, I didn't look to see if you could mute it. 3/5

My Name Is Mayo 2 - This one is better than the first! There were games within the game, it had a nod to Flappy Bird, and there was one where you had to throw pizzas at people because it was part of the storyline that you were a delivery person. I also found out there is a third, so I will have to try that one and see if that's even better than this one, because I wasn't expecting the added aspect of these little games. I thought it was going to be like the first one, where you click the jar, and it gets different outfits, and that would be it. Well done, devs, you did it again! Looking forward to trying number 3. 5/5

Thank you so much for reading. I really hope you enjoyed having the few extra reviews. I didn't want it to be so short, and it didn't seem like it had all that much content, so I may have to do this again when the reviews are a little shorter. See you again in a week for a new blog post. Have a great rest of your day.  

Marvel Movie Reviews w/ Rambo - Spiderman Homecoming (2017)

 

Let's be honest, even in my OG Spidey movie reviews, I did not have a positive outlook on the latest iteration of him, so were you really expecting a high rating? Now, I will admit, this is my first time actually watching it and not just seeing clips or hearing it from others, and I was mildly more impressed than I thought I would be with the film. However, I do not like that we kind of skipped out on the actual origins of Spidey's powers; I always enjoyed the lab aspect and seeing what was going on with the spiders and how Peter interacted with them to the point of getting bitten. I am also rather disappointed with how childish Peter seems, but I can let the sly because WHY IS AUNT MAE SO YOUNG?!? She could be his sister with how young she appears! And another thing! Why does everyone get to know his identity so early on??? The hints to the other movies in terms of the damsel elevator save and the ferry pulling his limbs apart like the train in Toby's universe.

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• So is this a little bit of a backtrack to the big Avengers battle in New York with Loki?
• They're gonna turn themselves into villains aren't they?
• Eight years developing this tech? Really?
• They made the falcon wings?
• Isn't Happy one of Stark's people?
• Peter's documenting the whole Civil War battle is kind of funny.
• Are we really not going to get an origin story for when Peter got his powers or how Stark came across the video? Really??
• These kids are so much younger then all the ones we see in the previous two renditions of Spider-Man.
• He's just casually experimenting with making web fluid in his class? Isn't he worried about getting caught? Also, I guess that answers the question on if he makes his own webs in his body or through science.
• He is obsessed with getting called to work with the Avengers again.
• You're really gonna upcharge him for joking about your daughter when you just made that comment about his Aunt? Really?
• Why did he get undressed to put the suit on? Why doesn't he just wear the main part underneath and put the mask on when he goes to change?
• That fatter guy with the beard at the street vendor thing looked familiar, who is that?
• Stealing while wearing an Iron Mask is ruthless. Oh it's not just Iron Man they all have avengers masks!
• Why are they moving? Oh... maybe I should've just waited two seconds. lol
• Uh oh, his friend knows his secret now.
• Does everyone just flirt with his Aunt?
• So rather than an actual origin movie we are just going to have him talk it through with his friend?
• Captain America's fitness challenge? What? Wow...
• Why in the world did he just blurt that out?
• Aunt Mae is just chill with them going to a big party like this where there is probably adult beverages?
• So he can hide the suit under his regular clothes!
• Him having to run across the golf course is funny.
• "I put everything in your suit, including this heater." Maybe an instruction book would've been helpful.
• Yeah, I thought it was obvious that Stark wasn't actually in that armour.
• Their little group makes me think of the group from Guardians, the ravagers or whatever their name was.
• What good would the anti-gravity one have been?
• Is beating an unknown weapon with a hammer really the right way to approach this?
• So he CAN deposit a spider and control it!
• Why did we need a full size bus for the small group of students? Also why are we using a regular school bus instead of one of those comfy tour bus buses? New York is pretty far from DC.
• What if taking the tracker out breaks the suit?
• I REALLY think an instruction book would've been helpful...
• He's just gonna take the backpack with him?
• What is the training he was supposed to complete to unlock the full potential?
• I thought Stark didn't like KOing people? Why does his suit have a KO mode??
• Ooo he could get the suit lady to teach him all the suits abilities when he isn't actively on a mission.
• Also, he is very sassy about the suit.
• Oof, now he is trapped.
• Yeah, because Stark totally is not going to find out about all this Spider-Man webbing in his own vault...
• He did all that in 37 minutes?
• You're just going to leave your backpack and phone there for somebody to find??
• He's missing the entire decathlon. Wow.
• How did the detector not notice it and cause them to stop and frisk him??
• HE BROKE THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT?!?
• Reinstalled the parachute? How does he do that??
• Wouldn't it be easier to ease them down to the ground than to pull them up?
• I think it's funny how they say Spidey is friends with Parker like how they say that Disney Park employees are friends with the Princesses.
• Did they leave the suit tracker in DC?
• Why did Capt make all these school videos?
• Why does MJ have detention? Oh, she doesn't.....
• How in the world did he lift those lockers up?
• LMAO Baby monitor protocol. Wonder if Stark will be watching them?
• This Karen lady is too human, like Jarvis ... but worse. Why are they more human then AI? they are gonna take over the world.
• Why did we need such a deep voice?
• Peter is such a child man lol. That guy in the garage was chill though. "Nah nah man, you gotta come fix this."
• So we know he was at DC because of the news but are we not questioning how the tracker didn't move off the lamp? Or did he put it back?
• Can Tony watch the camera feed live?
• Why make the wings look like wings if it's just a hover fan thing?
• Those poor people on the ferry.
• Is doing that really gonna stop the water from getting in?
• It's the train scene from Toby's Spider-Man all over again.
• I do agree with Tony on that. If you are nothing without the suit, then you aren't a very good hero. Maybe that is why Tony is better now than he was in his first movie.
• Why is MJ everywhere in this movie but not actually adding to the plot?
• You mean to tell me he asked a girl out on THE NIGHT OF homecoming??
• OH MAN! Not the bad guy being his date's dad!
• Is dad making the connections?
• RUN PETER RUN!
• I can't decide if that guy is just like my dad or worse...
• How did he have time to call in to his minion and stage him at the door for when he comes running out?
• We love his little awkward friend and how he saved his life!
• Are we certain that the winged guy is the dad? I thought the dad controlled the winged guy...
• Why is that geek from the debate team such a butt face? He can't be a cool butt face and a geek at the same time. That just isn't fair.
• Why were the headlights on the car not on??
• How old is Peter? He can't drive yet? Dude isn't even trying to drive properly!
• What is Thor's magic belt?
• Yknow, he calls himself the guy in the chair, I'm gonna start calling him Wade from Kim Possible.
• ...Really? That is our cover up for what we are doing in the library?
• Aww, poor spidey! Atleast he isn't dead on impact.
• Don't let go Spidey.
• They're doing more damage to Stark's plane then Hydra ever did to SHIELDS...
• Who did more damage, Spidey just now or the Avengers in Wakanda?
• Why does he keep calling him Pedro? It is so disrespectful, but also I just don't understand the spanish nickname?
• So what actually makes him Spider-Man if he just has super strength? He could've been any type of hero with that, why spider?
• Why Oregon? That is like the complete opposite side of the country. Also, I guess that means MJ is not related to Lisa since she is staying... I assumed she was at the party and making snacks just because they were related, not because she actually wanted to be.
• Shouldn't you have checked that the bathroom was empty before starting to talk?
• THIS IS THE PLACE THAT ANTMAN ROBBED! ...Wait, was it being remodeled when he tried robbing it or is there some improper time overlaps between the three movies?
• What was wrong with the original suit? Also, what are we planning on telling Aunt Mae?
• So are Iron Man and Pepper together again?
• Oh good, he got the original suit and not the Iron Man one. I like this one better. Also, guess the cat is out of the bag with Aunt Mae. She is the only one to actually know his secret out of the three renditions.
• Aww, he is gonna keep Peter's identity a secret?
• I feel like this post-credit scene is a rickroll on us, and that is not cool!