Marvel Movie Reviews w/ Rambo - Captain America Winter Soldier (2014)

 

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• I'm not super sure who this person is that Capt. keeps passing, but he really pissed him off.
• Is Sam Smith going to end up working with them? He sounds familiar.
• Capt. fits into the leadership role of getting stuff done very well.
• A parachute? Capt. America doesn't need a stinking parachute!
• Also, is it just me, or is his suit darker in color than before? More stealth-like.
• He literally took all but one out before the others got down from the plane...
• I think I prefer Black Widow with the shorter hair.
• Ooo, this guy is actually competing with Capt. He must have some serum in him or something.
• What was the purpose of taking the mask off? The shield I get, the mask not so much.
• How does showing us a bunch of ships explain the secret project? Shouldn't you actually talk about what the mission is?
• Why is he going through his own exhibit?
• Wait, Peggy isn't dead? I thought she was gone!
• Aww, she has dementia, and he is so sweet with her regardless.
• How can he be the one that locked something but can't access it?
• The fact that we are mentioning Iron Man in a Captain America movie is a little messed up but thats the Avengers for you.
• Would he even have the ability to get out?
• Excuse me but what is wrong with those cops?
• AND SWAT?!?
• Hey man, air conditioning is far better than communications or flight lol.
• Doesn't he have red and blue lights he could put on in his car to make people move? Sure, it would scare the public into wondering why the Police are firing at more police but still.
• That guy that sent the disk out looks like he belongs in G.I.Joe.
• What did he cut through the Earth with to escape?
• The fact that Captain America is living in a normal apartment complex is weird.
• Does she know who he is?
  
• Who has it out for this man??? Like c'mon!
• Oh, yeah, she def knows who he is.
• He didn't make it? so no more Nick Fury in all of the universe? That sounds hard to believe.
• How many people are they going to cram on this elevator??
• Why are they taking Capt. into custody?
• How does a bullet end up with no rifling? It helps to twist and make the bullet go faster.
• Okay so the building goes against military protocol but was it there when he went through training?
• I understand how she knew which buttons to push but how did she know the order?
• "This technology is ancient" and yet it still works.
• I can understand how you transfer somebody's knowledge into a computer database but how do you transfer their active conciousness and how do you trigger it to only function when something is plugged in to the flashdriver port?
• How does he know that Fury is dead?
• Hydra is taking over S.H.I.E.L.D.?
• Isn't this computer guy going to end up capoot too?

Marvel Movie Reviews w/ Rambo - Thor Dark World (2013)

 

While there were a number of twists and turns in the storyline, there really wasn't as much action as I have come to anticipate with the Marvel movies. That is the largest reason why I am rating this film a 3 out of 5 stars. The other reason, is I do not like being lied to on multiple occasions about characters dying. There are also a number of points where I am questioning many things in the storyline, such as what even is this dark elf magic referred to as ether, and how did it come to exist on Earth? Is it something like the Transformers, where it was sent here to keep it away from the evil doers, or was it lost here during the last gravitational universe lineup?

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• Why are we starting with story telling from the dad again as if we are children once more? I thought father was kapoot?
• Not the dad telling Loki that he was meant to die and should therefore be greatful he is even alive let alone that he should become a king.
• Have the girls always been in the UK? I thought they were in the US?
• Sure, be guided around by a bunch of kids, nothing weird about that.
• Could this be considered paranormal activity by a ghost hunter?
• Ma'am, you were far too calm about whatever that Venom-like stuff was.
• The elf lord!
• Shouldn't he have noticed her go missing before that?
• Why is it only those in the gate thing aren't getting drenched in rain?
• SHE LITERALLY SAW HIM IN NEW YORK AND HE DIDN'T GO TO SAY A WORD TO HER
• Ooo, she has powers now, powers that protect her from others.
• How are you just going to leave your other people behind like that to get arrested?
• Oh, so now that it's something not of Earth, you care about her health, crazy.
• I don't understand, are the elves trying to hurt everyone or cause infighting amongst them?
• What did he sense? Why is he running... oh, there's an invisible ship.
• Why are the elves so evil?
• They are very agile in their ships.
• Also, Asgard makes me think of Oz.
• Shouldn't he have put that barrier up sooner?
• Oof, just as quickly as it went up, it is back down. They are screwed.
• How come the soldiers have horns that look similar to Loki's, but Thor, who is meant to be the next king, does not?
• How do they end up taking each other out to the point that there is a single soldier standing?
• What is it that he believes is his?
• Oh, the stuff that ended up inside the human girl!
• The viking funeral for the queen but not including the soldiers is wild, like they deserve some type of recognition dont they?
• Oh, nevermind, they all got a boat, it just wasn't visible at first.
• What are the orbs everyone else sent up?
• Poor Loki will not have anyone fighting in his corner now, how unfortunate.
• When did the Erik guy go full blown crazy?
• Not the cameo old guy being in the looney bin with him xD
• What does that dark power do in the hands of the elves? Why was the power taken away from them to begin with?
• What would the Avengers do if the ether had remained on Earth and the elves had gone there?
• With his hair down and wearing that cloak, Thor looks like he is a very tall Hobbit and belongs in the Lord of the Rings world.
• Y'know, if Loki wasn't so evil, he would be a real fun guy to hang around with, especially with his shape-shifting/mirage ability.
• I love how all of Thor's friends are making the same threat to Loki about betrayal.
• Why did she pass out?
• I don't think now is the time to fight boys...
• "There is nothing more reassuring than realizing that the world is more crazy then you."
• Is she gonna sacrifice herself for Thor?
• Does Thor regrow his hand? I assume he has it in the other Avenger movies...
• IT WAS A TRICK!
• Aww, Loki almost got sucked into the void.
• So, is it Thor that does the flying or does the hammer do the flying and Thor is just along for the ride?
• What's up with the masks the elves wear anyway?
• Wait, Loki dies?
• He didn't even try to bring the body of his brother into the cave with them; he won't get a proper funeral now.
• I am just as confused as Jane about the phone service working.
• Wow, people really trashed their car that fast, that's sad.
• So the ether isn't in her anymore? So she won't be losing her life?
• Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say the dark elves beat you there...
• Why are the dark elf ships so tall anyway?
• Oops, accidentally moved their friends.
• Do the Avengers get called to international battles?
• Did the fighter jets end up in China or in a different world?
• Big man felt super strong in that moment, lifting that car up to save her.
• Is dark elf ruler guy getting darker in color the closer to the convergence point we get?
• It's giving Twitches with the dark cloud that takes over everything.
• Did dark elf man get bigger?
• Did she really think she was going to be able to pull Thor out of the way?
• That's ironic; it fell through one of those portal anomalies.
• So if Thor is refusing to be king of Asgard, who will be the king when the current king passes?
• LOKI IS NOT DEAD! Did he kill the actual king to take his spot though?
• The tesseract is an infinity stone? But it's so big compared to a ring on the guy's hand...
• Is that supposed to be the ther inside the gold lantern box thing? How is that an infinity stone?
• Why does the collector want the infinity stones? Does everyone know of their power and want to take over?
• Did they just casually forget about this giant demon lizard dog running around the city?

Marvel Movie Reviews w/ Rambo - Iron Man 3 (2013)

I swear I have seen this movie before, and yet, here I am watching this and not recognizing most of the content. For instance, when did he get PTSD? Or at least when did he admit that it was this bad? And when did he make all of those suits that showed up at the end of the movie? This was another film that seemed to keep the action relatively consistent, although there was a little bit of a slow point at the start when we are being shown what happened in the past and how that past is coming back around to bite them in the butt. I do really hope they decided to keep some of this storyline flowing in the newer movies (although SPOILER, I have been told that they do not). I do really enjoy the idea of Tony adopting this little boy in the garage in Tennessee and making him into a prodigy super genius and giving him everything he ever wants. He is amazing and adorable and so smart!

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• Is this current or is this meant to be before he became Iron Man? Before. Got it.
• Wow, even back then Stark needed security because he was such a big wig, that is crazy.
• I understand the desire to upgrade his suit to include newer technology and perform better but why does he keep all the previous versions instead of just modifying the same one or two suits?
• HE HAD IT TOGETHER AND THEN THE LAST PIECE BROKE HIM ALL APART AGAIN XD
• Why are we trying to turn War Machine into Captain America? And where did the Aim group come from? Obviously, we saw that it existed in 2000 when Tony blew the guy off but where has it been since then?
• Dang, they've already been putting these brain modifiers into actual people... Doesn't seem to always go as planned though.
• Since when does Iron Man KO the people? I thought the point was to try and stop them, not KO them? 
• Why did he provide a California address to the media? I thought Stark Tower was in New York?
• Aww, he put the suit on to pepper to save her!
• Y'know, it's kind of surprising that somebody hasn't tried to take out his home sooner, seeing as how he is like a billionaire that throws tons of parties and whatnot.
• NOT THE ROBOTS!!!
• NOT ALL HIS SUITS!
• He pulled the whole suit behind him, wow.
• The kid used hamster cage parts to make a pew pew, wild.
• Y'know, the brunette is the one from the beginning but I thought that it was Pepper and that Pepper just changed her hair color... that's my bad.
• It's interesting how the bad guys ended up in the same town as Tony, almost as if he was on to something. Why did they want the files though? Not Stark, the bad guy.
• Why is this guy targeting the US? Is it because of the superheroes?
• Wait, wait, wait, the brunette lady isn't turning over a new leaf as a good guy like we thought? How rude.
• Stark had better give this kid some type of scholarship, internship, or something when he gets older.
• Stark running around in the black sweats makes him seem like an unruly teenager who wants to graffiti the wall of his high school
• Wait, so the videos being broadcast are in the States? They made it seem like an international thing...
• She really broke pretty easily with saving Tony... Is she gonna kaboom if she takes that medicine?
• What happened to the 13-year-old she claimed was in the car with her toward the beginning too?
• I thought they wanted the suit for him to wear, doesn't cutting it off kind of defeat that purpose? As does melting it off him...
• HE HAS FIRE BREATH?!?
• It's kind of cool how smoothly he can still move, even with just one arm cannon and one leg piece.
• Did they really think they were gonna get through that metal suit with their hand pistols?
• Why not just take it down? Why make holes in it instead?
• Oof, didn't see that truck coming, huh?
• OOO THE PRESIDENT DIDN'T ACTUALLY DIE!
• Where did all these suits come from? I thought all of his went into the ocean? And I don't remember him having that many...
• Tony is a hero even without his suit.
• SHE DIES?!? TF! WHO IS GONNA BE SPIDERMANS MOM NOW!
• Why are there twinkle lights on this iron rig?
• I keep waiting for her to magically rematerialize in a suit or something.
• SHE DIDN'T DIE!
• She should be an avenger too lol
• "You're in a relationship with me, everything is never gonna be okay".
• Aww, he fixes himself for her!
• AWWWWW HE DID UP THE KIDS' GARAGE FOR HIM!
• Why is he trying to make the Hulk his therapist?