Marvel Movie Reviews w/ Rambo - Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

  

I don't have a very solid explanation for you on why I feel like this is one of the best Marvel films in a little while, but I do. There were definitely some awkward moments as the rest of the worlds collided together (some of their meetings felt like they could've been planned better), but it also had a number of funny moments in those same instances. There were also many a number of good, meme-worthy quotes. There were plenty of fight scenes to keep us entertained. A number of sad twists making us yell at the screen to do different actions. And just as many scenes that we yelled because the choices weren't sad, they were just plain stupid! I still don't understand how it was determined who got cut though.

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• What is this intro? Is this picking up from the big ship in Ragnarok?
• There is definitely a crash scene missing in between.
• What was it exactly that he just crushed to get to the blue infinity stone? Also, I no longer remember what he did to get the purple stone.
• What does he mean he only needs 2 more stones from Earth? I thought there were 7 stones he had to collect...
• Welp, I guess no more Thor or Hulk, their ship got blown up... So much for saving Asghard too.
• How the heck did Hulk get back to Earth??
• Why does Stark have that glowing thing on his chest? I thought he didn't need it anymore?
• Oh, they discuss it... it's for protection.
• Oh, it was six stones... why do they only picture 5 though? Oh, because Strange has one...
• What in the world is going?? Did Thanos get there that quickly?
• You're really going to tell me that nobody on that bridge noticed Peter climbing out the window and putting a mask on before flying off with his backpack?
• Is Banner losing this power?
• His suit does melty nano bot things now?
• Shouldn't somebody call the other Avengers?
• How are you going to give him the new suit and then immediately send him home??
• Just Space? Really?
• THOR LIVES!
• I think Quill is jealous lol.
• And imasculated lol xD He is making his voice deeper, and they are all making fun of him.
• She seems like she knows where the Sol stone is...
• He looks human now!!
• His human form looks very much like the Resident Alien but a more sickly version of him.
• Welp, that didn't last long at all.
• What happened to Capt's hair?
• Is miss silver hair our Black Widow?? Why did they change it?
• BABY GAMORA!
• Poor, sweet, innocent, naive Gamora.
• Why is it spelled like that??
• Why does Gamora look like she is smiling when she looks at her father?
• Ooo, she got a good jab at his neck!
• It was all fake??
• Why does she want Peter to KO her?
• Warhammer looks even worse then he did the last time we saw him...
• Are those acupuncture needles?
• What did he just spew out of his hands to seal that hole up??
• Tony Knighting Spidey into an Avenger is funny/
• He can tell she is lying?
• ...Rocket shoved a prosthetic eyeball up his butt and gave it to Thor who just put it in his face... Wonderful.
• That is one giant dwarf...
• Spidey looked like Doc Oct with those extra robot legs.
• Are his eyes two different colors because of the prosthetic??
• I mean... atleast you win one? Better than losing every single time... plus now you have seen how to do it!
• Is it Sol like sun or Soul like your soul?
• So the stone isn't inside Gamora like I was thinking it would be, he kills her as a sacrifice.
• Bruh didn't even hesitate with throwing her over the edge. Can it really be called love then?
• So how exactly can Thanos hold the stones without getting hurt anyway? He isn't part God like Quill was.
• Really? You wanted a starbucks?
• Maybe they can do something to replace the stone for him.
• What the heck are these giant skewers falling from the sky? I'm sure the rest of the world had to see those fall.
• How is he not breaking something doing that?
• xD Iron Hulk just fell on his face xD
• What's up with Capt's all black outfit?
• If the shield was slowly taking them out, why are we opening the shield to fight them ourselves?
• Can't you tell him to close it before you start pouring??
• GROOT. IS. WORTHY.
• Why are we versing Demon dogs from the upside down???
• Hulk's head looks tiny in that suit.
• "Magic. More magic. Magic with a kick." Lol
• Why not just cut his hand off?
• Good job Quill. Couldn't wait like 10 more seconds.
• Now would be a great time to reverse time!
• Why in the world did he just introduce himself as Steve Rogers instead of Capt?
• "Why was she up there this whole time?" *with sass*
• Girl Power!
• Why is Hulk refusing to come out this entire movie?
• Woah, how did he make so many duplicates?
• Tony? Cursed with knowledge? How so??
• How will he get home without his suit?
• I blame Starlord.
• SHE COULD PREVENT ALL OF THIS AND JUST DESTROY THE STONE?!? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?
• So did he or did he not snap his fingers and KO everyone?
• Oh, it's a delayed reaction. That's stupid.
• Why is it only certain people?
• I would miss Groot the most but Peter is the real tear jerker here.
• Okay, but also, what is the point of getting ride of half of all the people in the universe?
• Why is he smiling??
• So Fury isn't dead! ... Well wasn't until a second ago.
• Captain Marvel?