I do not like being lied to. This movie is full of lies. First, you want me to believe that all the people in the Blip didn't age that entire time. Then you want me to believe that Peter has had a crush on MJ this entire time, even though in the first movie, he crushed on the bad guy's daughter, and MJ had like nothing to do with the first one (she just sat around taking up space and being sassy). OH! And then you want me to believe this Mysterio guy is a good guy, even though (SPOILER ALERT) HE IS LITERALLY THE KING OF ILLUSIONS AND LIES. Like, I get that Tony was a total butt face in his first movie or two, but after that, he started growing as a person, and it seemed like he was treating people better. Was he really treating you all like such crap that you felt the need to take over his legacy after he passed? On the bright side, Spidey is really growing into his role as a hero. Not completely hating this version of Spidey anymore, but still not understanding why he is so much more involved in the Marvel universe than the other Spideys were. Mostly, I think I enjoy the childish glee he brings into every situation. Wish he didn't have to go through such hardships, though.
!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!
- So Nick Fury is back to being STILL alive. Cool.
- Who the heck is this Aquaman bubble head guy? And that Fantastic Four Thing looking guy?
- Not a fan of the sad music playing in the Marvel logo intro.
- How is the High School news cast still going with the same people after they disappeared for five years?
- Oh, they tell us how they didn't age during that blip.
- Did he just call them Bachelors? I thought they were still high school students?
- What is up with Aunt Mae? Was she gone during the blip or did the other people come back from the blip?
- Also, what is up with Peter? Why is he so stiff?
- Are Happy and Aunt Mae going to become a thing?
- Aww, poor Peter is feeling the pressure. I dont think they should consider him as Stark's replacement. Just an Avenger there to help if needed.
- Why is the new robotic suit look all pixelated in that box? Also why is the box just out in the open?
- Excuse me but if he blipped then how did he change?!?
- Why did everyone have to rearrange? Why couldn't Peter just switch with the one person?
- Blondie isn't even in Peter's seat!
- Are blondie and Peter's friend going to start liking eachother?
- A banana? Really? How was it not caught when they departed the states?
- That one teacher is kind of a dummy.
- Really? What is webbing going to do against water?
- So Bubble headed guy is a hero then?
- Does he have powers like Doctor Strange?
- Why doesn't he go back to the hotel to get his suit?
- How come the other pillar things broke but that part doesn't? Wasn't it all made at the same time and of the same material?
- Because that wasn't awkward at all...
- So when did Peter start crushing on MJ? He didn't have a thing for her in the first movie.
- Well, Fury found him.
- How did the teacher not hear Fury's voice and question somebody else in the room?
- How does NOBODY hear the other voice in the room??
- What was that that Stark left behind for Peter?
- This is where the multiverse comes into play? Why in Spiderman and not in Avengers?
- Why is Thor studied in Physics?
- I don't think your aunt is going to mind you helping out. But also, kid, you show pretty much everyone your identity and tell then you are Peter Parker, why are you so scared of the world finding out? Tony told the world and he was fine...ish...
- Wow. Not Fury changing the school trip itinerary...
- So, this Spiderman is very clearly, very much intertwined with the Marvel universe and the other heroes... Why weren't the first two Spider-Men involved with other heroes?
- How does nobody hear Peter talking to himself?
- Who is this foreign blondie making Peter suits?
- Good job Peter. Almost KOing all your classmates.
- Do they remember he is just a kid? You are expecting him to deal with adult problems and he is more worried about his high school life.
- Thank you Ned for always helping without questioning. Just don't spill anymore secrets.
- MJ calling Peter cute is cute.
- What is MJ doing? She is going to ruin everything.
- Why does Mysterio kind of sound like Ant-Man?
- Was driving into the courtyard like that the best idea?
- Is that really the end of Mysterio? Doesn't even get his own movie? Just done??
- Oh... He didn't die.
- Why you gotta mess with his feelings like that??
- He's just chilling in a bar with his mask off??? What happened to not wanting his classmates to know his identity?
- What happens when Mysterio turns out to be a bad guy?
- HE IS A BAD GUY!!
- Is he even from a different Earth??
- Nope.
- Did y'all really hate Stark that much? Like, yeah, he sucked in the first movie of his, but he grew and changed and became better.
- Why does she have her backpack?
- Aww, she crushed his dreams. By being the sleuth that she is. She guessed he was Spider-Man. He didn't lie when he said he wasn't going to say that, he was going to say he loved her. But now his crush is squashed because she only watched him to find out he was Spider-Man.
- Is this before he got the glasses or after?
- After.
- The locking seatbelts are indeed very annoying. Just saying.
- Mysterio is very fitting for somebody who fights with illusion power.
- How did he know about the sweatsuit?
- This whole montage is giving the colorful elephant scene from Dumbo.
- Poor Spidey.
- Why are Netherland prisoners so nice?
- Who did he call?
- HAPPY!
- Jesus, how many spidey suits did Tony design?
- Happy looks at Peter playing with Tony's suit mech computer and he sees Tony all over again. He even played the same music that Tony use to play in the lab. I bet, even though he knows that Peter will never be another Tony, he knows that Peter is the next best option.
- Now that she knows Spidey's true identity, she hates the other guy. That should work out in Peter's favor right?
- Aunt Mae def called it the Peter Tingle around Happy. How else would she know?
- Aww, that is a very cute little parachute... does it actually help?
- So does or doesn't Fury know what is actually going on?
- Shouldn't there be some protocol in place that Edith could never KO Spidey?
- They are causing A LOT of damage.
- Is there even going to be any of Edith left after this battle?
- How is he controlling Edith without the glasses?
- Did he have any of this Spidey sense stuff before this point in time? He had to have had a little bit of one in order for them to call it his Peter Tingle, right?
- He's just chilling there on the bridge in his costume with his face all out?? What about his secret now?
- Oh, Happy told Fury about the stuff.
- Was the blond girl dating Spider-Man's friend supposed to be Gwen Stacey?
- Spidey, you really shouldn't be taking selfies to send her, as Spidey.
- So what happens when photos come out of Spidey and MJ swinging through the city? Are they going to try saying she is cheating on Peter with Spider-Man?
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE IS FRAMING SPIDEY AS A VILLAIN?!?
- Really. Now we get the daily bugal? Also, how is it the same chief editor from the other movies?
- So much for keeping his secret identity.
- Shouldn't SHIELD have caught that there was footage being leaked of Spidey's secret identity and stopped it from hitting the news?
- Woah woah woah. Was Fury replaced by the green aliens from Captain Marvel?? Is he not actually alive??
- Never mind, he is just taking a vacation... in space...
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