Marvel Movie Reviews w/ Rambo - Spiderman: No Way Home (2021)

  

This is another movie that I was surprisingly enthralled in, even though I thought I would dislike it. I especially enjoyed that even though the world was against Peter, he did not lose his kind heart that Aunt Mae constantly reminded him of and that he wanted to do good by her even in her passing. It was also very nice for Spidey to go back to his routes of not actually wanting to hurt anybody. His other two versions seemed all too happy to just finish KOing their villains again while the Holland rendition wanted to treat them like people and help cure them. I do wish they would have done a better job of explaining what it meant for him to be wiped from their memories initially, had me super confused and panicing about the previous movies in Marvel and how they would be affected.

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• Dude? Really? Mysterio is the greatest superhero in history? Iron Man LITERALLY DIED to bring you all back.
• The spiderman punched me comment is giving police brutality...
• Well, time for Pepper to put Spidey into hiding.
• Where is Nick Fury in all of this? Did anybody think to call him back to planet?
• Is that guy related to Mysterio? Like jesus he has it out for them.
• Is that guy with the red glasses related to the mysterio guy? OH! It's Dardevil!
• You really think you're going to get into any college as a criminal??
• But are you actually on his side? But also, why would you want him back at the school?
• Oh lord, Flash is a different kind of annoying.
• Why would he even want to go back to public school?
• Aww man. It's not just Spidey who can't get in to any colleges, it's his friends too. That sucks.
• Is Flash even actually smart????
• He sees the Doctor Strange face in the decor and I assumed he was going to go ask for time to be reversed to fix this but then I remembered that they don't have the stone anymore... So what is he going for?
• Why is there so much snow inside?
• Lol He almost slipped on the snow.
• Oh, he did go to ask to go back in time ... BUT THERE IS NO STONE.
• The spell of what?
• How does it make everyone forget he is spiderman? Shouldn't we just make them forget about Mysterio instead? Wouldn't that be smarter? Then they forget both right?
• "What is a Ned?" lol
• Y'know, maybe we should have discussed this spell before starting to write it...
• Yeah, nobody ever really thinks about calling the colleges to plea their case.
• Yeah, but y'know, it was more than just the college thing that made him want to wipe people's memories.
• They cut him off of the network? Thats messed up. They know the truth don't they? Or no, actually they don't... there were aliens there not actual agents. Fury should have told them what he was doing...
• Is that the actual Doc Oct from the original series?
• GO OUT THE OTHER DOOR MA'AM. Why are people so stupid???
• I'm glad he thought the extra legs looked like Oct's too because that was my first thought when we first saw them.
• What did he just do to his suit? He copied the color.
• Lol Peter hacked his suit in turn, that is funny.
• Aww, she is gonna help him get everyone into school.
• OOO IS SHE GOING TO SLAP HIM? I want to see her slap him! Aww, she didn't slap him.
• Green goblin too? Dang.
• Um, how did he just get transported?
• Ooo Doctor Strange is helping.
• Why and how did he ... oh. That's messed up trapping him.
• Looks like it is starting to melt atleast.
• "Scooby doo this shiz."
• Did that baby head just move??
• He is still trying to get green out of the suit?
• Wait, did he take the outer fabric layer off the suit tech?
• ...Did he just send a tree into that prison cell?
• Wait, Sandman is good?
• Yeah, the public is gonna hate you for turning off the power grid.
• I'm glad that the lizard acknowledged that the elctro guy doesn't look the same.
• Oh, so its the actual OG goblin, I thought it was gonna be his son.
• Aww, he is confused by the new world.
• What do you mean this isn't your problem??
• How funny would it be if the newspaper version of the bugal editor knew Peter was Spider-Man and he got transported here, and they had to green-screen the two versions of himself talking to himself.
• Ooo, he put the skin back on his tech suit.
• Is that the box with the name that somebody turned into like a wrap song thing and it's just him saying machenadelafleur on repeat?
• ...What's the point of wearing the eye if it doesn't have the infinity stone in it?
• Why do we just punch everybody out of their bodies now?
• I don't know, those other people who would manipulate the world in the glass realm did it a lot cooler.
• Okay Merida, trying to change their fate.
• He broke the mirror world.
• How did he know to take the ring?
• Okay but if you fix them so that they can go back and survive then the Spideys will die.
• Is Ned going to become like Doctor Strange now?
• Fresh water or salt? What you mean youre purposefully adding salt to the water? Are you trying to be funny because he is an octopus?
• Where is Happy in all this anyway?
• Imagine turning all the Spidey villains into good guys and making an Avengers team of just them lol.
• I thought the funny feeling was going be Peter splitting into the 3 different versions but no it's him sensing the evil in goblin?
• Man, the electro guy was so close to being drained too ... Also, I thought the sandman was on our side? Why is he so wishy washy?
• Does nobody else live in these condos?
• I thought the Goblin hid his gear?
• Aww, Aunt Mae was just trying to help and now he is gonna have some blunt force trauma and probably internal bleeding.
• So did this Peter never have an Uncle Ben? What happened to his parents? Who was Aunt Mae related to?
• Happy is going to be devastated. You destroyed his place, his fabricator, and the love of his life.
• I thought his suit was bulletproof?
• Wasn't MJ supposed to hit the button on the box if things started going sour?
• Oh, this is how the other Peter's get in?
• OH! They were already here they have just been wondering around.
• So when grandma asks for you to crawl you do it but if MJ does you say it's ridiculous.
• Why is the portal still open?
• So his portal closes but the other one stayed open forever?
• So how come the OG OG spidey doesn't have his suit?
• Didn't both the other Spideys lose their Uncle Ben? Why did the one choose to comment on Gwen instead of Ben?
• Did we essentially just make our own blowtorch?
• Did Peter blow a blood vessel in his eye? Why is it still red like that?
• When did we start putting a shield in the Statue of Liberty's hand? I bet the French are highly upset we are modifying the gift they gave us, but also, how is the statue going to be balanced now?
• Why are they wearing identical suits? Shouldn't the one be more blue?
• They did not coordinate this very well did they...
• Did y'all really just run in the portal??
• Aww, Doc Oct was pretending to be evil again. Still hate him
• Only 12 hours?
• What does mixing a green goblin sphere with the cube do to the spell?
• Aw man, Spiderman 3 looks like he is ready to bawl his eyes out after saving MJ. Good thing he learned his lesson and grabbed onto her this time instead of just using the stretchy web stuff.
• Why does the goblin want Peter to KO so much? It's not like Peter has never KOd somebody before.
• So calm. Such a straight and sincere face.
• Is Spidey 2 going to die now?
• But if nobody ever knows he existed, then who is going to fill the void in all of the battles he helped with? Are they going to forget that those battles and moments in their lives or will somebody else be the one saving them? Who gets the kids out of the elevator in the Washington Monument? Who takes the glove part of the way across the field in Endgame? What becomes of all those moments in people's minds?
• Will Doctor Strange remember because he is casting the spell?
• So they still remember Spiderman? So is Spiderman still part of the Avengers then?
• So she still has the necklace, what memory does she have of how she got it?
• How did he get money to rent a space? How did he get an ID?
• What happened to his old suit? Why did he make a new one?
• Not the School House Rock reference with 3 is a majic number...
• Is that the sandman? Or the lizard man? Who is this person trying to learn the history of the world?
• OH! IT'S VENOM! ... He left a part behind though.
• Somebody is getting married?
• What does Wanda know about the multiverse? Are her powers indeed like Doctor Strange's then?