Marvel Reviews w/ Rambo - Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 2 (2015)

 

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• Shadows
• The tiny glasses are a choice thats for sure.
• Is this hinting at us unboxing all these dangerous things?
• Ooo, so the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents that were bad when hydra started taking over are selling secrets to random people now? Fun.
• They got actual news reporters to appear in the movies? I wonder how much they got paid for that...
• Are we going to get more of a background on some of these other agents that have joined the team?
• Ooo, he can turn his skin into diamond.
• Poor Fitz, he may not be qualified as a special agent anymore.
• Skye looks just different enough to almost look like a different actress but isn't.
• Why are we allowing the traitor to live?
• That is a LOT of Hydra sleeper agents.
• Why wouldn't he make his entire body that material to stop himself from getting hurt?
• They couldn't have rehearsed the lines a little beforehand? Or used flashcards instead of hand gestures?
• They're just gonna let her go with the item like that?
• Ya couldn't have cut it off back at the location so they could box it back up to take to Colson?
• I'm surprised that Mae didn't get hit. 
• WHAT DO YOU MEAN SIMMONS LEFT?!? HE HAS BEEN TALKING TO HER THIS ENTIRE TIME.
• Heavy is the Head
• What do you mean you can't get him out of there? What is pinning his leg? He looks like he should be able to just slide out the window.
• Did they capture him just to drop him?
• Mouth breathing mercs?
• Why would we rather catch a vigilant then the bad guy?
• Was their name really Idaho like the dtate?
• I feel like this season is going to be pushing Skye out of everything and that is a shame because I like her and she kind of helped keep the team functioning as well as they did last season.
• Sure, tell her to hang on as she is already a gonner.
• So what was that material that he absorbed?
• S.H.I.E.L.D. may not be a life for most but for Skye it most definitely is sir and if you really knew her and belonged with the team in both heart and soul, you would know that. But you're just another two-timer, so you don't.
• The British guy is two-timing them, right? He's getting paid the millions to lead the government to Colson?
• Did he really take out the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents so he could take out the metal guy using lethal means?
• Did they KO him?
• I thought he already worked for you and he turned on you? Why would you let him back in?
• You're going to finish shattering his world saying she left dude.
• What do the symbols actually mean?
• Who is this new guy? And why is he making her touch the thing? Why isn't she dying like the others?
• Why so many cars?
• Well, if they are hardly S.H.I.E.L.D. anymore, then you should have no problem with them continuing to operate.
• Making Friends and Influencing People
• SIMMONS!
• They use Fitbits? Cool.
• Where is Simmons working now?
• How did the Ice Kid get to Morocco?
• Home boy is turning himself into a bad guy by freezing the dude, not to mention confirming the fears of him being harmful.
• Interesting that they really only appear to be frozen on the surface even though they are frozen enough to shatter into pieces that allow us to see that.
• Has he known that Simmons was here all along or did he just search her up?
• What is the point of putting the beverage into a glass when it is already in a bottle you can drink out of?
• Wait, did you just say she is working for Hydra?!? I thought the pin on her jacket resembled the emblem, but I was hoping I was wrong.
• Do they know that Colson visited her?
• Ooo, they are turning her into more of a Hydra agent by putting her out in the field. Can she do it? Maintain her cover?
• How are we considering this her first mission? She did tons of missions with S.H.I.E.L.D., she even almost died from getting shot during one.
• OH DANG! HE IS PUTTING HIM THROUGH WHAT HE WENT THROUGH. He's going evil.
• Oh no! They are going to take out Simmons!
• How can he freeze everyone inside without freezing them on top too?
• Poor Donny, wonder if they will retrieve him from the water?
• Face My Enemy
• Why are we stealing a painting?
• Mae is so different when she is on an Op then when she is existing with the team.
• Writing on the back of the painting? It's giving National Treasure...
• That's crazy that they can just shapeshift like that with a flimsy digital mask AND change their voice too.
• So he knew Mae wasn't herself because of the coffee comment but he didn't think the military guy was a fake even after he said he wouldn't break his cover? Make that make sense.
• How can they trace a call on the secure line? I thought that was the point of a secure line?
• A Hen in the Wolf House
• I don't know if we should be proud of Simmons or scared of what is to come?
• So what is Skye's actual name then since he wants to point out that it isn't her name.
• Does he understand that is his version of Simmons is thinking things about guys being cute that he probably thinks that too right?
• Uhoh, Simmons is getting sloppy with her work... Wait, how did she move that file to the other guys drawer that quickly?
• Why can't they just let her go if she wants to go?
• I KNEW THAT PERSON LOOKED FAMILIAR! SHE'S PART OF SHIELD!
• See, she just wanted to see who her father was.
• I'm sorry, did Colson KO those people to trick Skye into thinking her father is a monster?
• What is Fitz gonna say when he sees Simmons? Will he think she is fake?
• How does her hair make her unreasonable?
• A Fractured House
• That's kind of crazy that the rest of the world doesn't see S.H.I.E.L.D. as a problem, just the US government.
• Excuse me but there is no way those guys were part of S.H.I.E.L.D., they would never purposefully want to do harm to those leaders. That is Hydra, no doubt.
• How the heck do both Ward brothers end up working for the wrong team?
• Why did he have to change the subject? And why did Skye get in trouble for it?
• So were these two conversations not happening at the same time?
• What do you mean he was never on your team? He was def originally part of the team.
• I wonder what the brother is going to do with him when the custody exchange is over.
• Why does everyone keep turning to dust?
• Ya'll really didn't think to secure him better than that? He was a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent at one point, y'all know what he is capable of.
• Wait, wasn't that the guy that had a burnt face and put on the metal body before being imploded?
• The Writing on the Wall
• How do these people who we have not seen get the alien injection have the same symbols running through their minds?
• Glad we were smart enough to put people on multiple buses.
• I wonder what the marker is that she finds that determines it had the GH injection.
• Oh, wow, there were 6 people before them. Six lives that will never be the same but they weren't going to exist anyway, were they? At what point is it not ethical? 
• How do you think they found this Host that they use for the cures?
• Uhoh, the Hydra guys are going to take him back...
• Okay, so it is not the guy that disappeared, but maybe he is related to him?
• Take care of him, how?
• Both? The killer was there and didn't end his life? That's wild.
• Little does he realize that Colson is a lunatic now too.
• Do you need to carve bodies to go deep though or can you do something else like a side of a cliff or such?
• So once you find the final answer to the puzzle, you lose the urge? That's good to know. Technically, you could help others with the serum now and just give them that solution to stop them from having the urge.
• Is this going to be a journey to the center of the Earth mission now? Trying to find that city... What if the city isn't even on Earth. Maybe we should ask Thor.
• Uhoh, he is gonna pretend to be his brother and do political stuff now? This could be very dangerous for the world...
• The Things We Bury
• Sometimes I question if this is meant to be modern or not because they come off very WWII in their ways.
• The face looks the same and the glasses are the same but the clothes and the accent are very much different. I wonder if he is just immortal and they are indeed two seperate time frames. Unless they are twins raised by different parents in different areas and its all the same timeframe.
• How the heck did he get these oddly specific instructions?
• We are getting a lot about Agent Carter, was this intentionally done to lead up to her show airing back then? Because in a few more episodes we will be switching over to her show for a brief time...
• Is this guy talking to blondie about getting into the inner temple and reuniting with his family, secretly part of the alien species that built the temple, and also known as Skye's dad?
• Are all the people who can interact with the item without dying part alien?
• A Senator who takes responsibility for his choices/actions? Sure sure.
• Is he going to dig out the well and throw his brother the Senator into it?
• Wow, haven't had anybody use cyanide on the show in a minute.
• If he wanted validation in what happened why didn't he just go to the youngest brother and ask him how he remembers it? Although, I guess that if the older brother told the middle brother before doing it, that the youngest brother may not actually know...
• Do you think oldest brother became a politician to try and buy his parents love with success?
• When did Fitz get his other hand working? I guess maybe the repetition...
• Why is this secret city in Australia? It feels off.
• Adrenaline junky.
• Dude, just because that isn't what you named her doesn't mean that isn't the name she chose for herself. Get over yourself and deal with the name they all use.
• Oh dang, he not only took out his brother but also his parents. We missed that part of the escapades.
• That is a lot of blood on Colson's shirt.
• 25 years ago?!? He doesn't look like he aged at all!
• Wait, so who is the mom and who killed her? Was she the one on the operating table that he took everything from?
• Ye Who Enter Here
• COLSON AND MAE ARE THE ONES WHO PICKED HER UP AS AN INFANT?!? That can't be true! We met the guy last season, who said he had picked her up and that the female agent who had also been a part of it had passed away.
• Why can't he talk to Simmons? Is it because of the fact that he talked to her when she wasn't actually there?
• WHAT HAPPENED TO MAE'S FACE?!?
• We haven't seen that guy since the start of the season.
• How come she gets a lanyard just like that but the rest of them had to go through the ringer for theirs?
• THERE ARE TWO OF THOSE GUYS!
• Oh my god, I just realized that the new blondie agent (Agent Bobbi) is the same actress who plays the commander lady on The Orville!
• Sam and Billie both think the other is the shorter one? Really?
• So why did Agent 33 leave the Mae disguise on after they zapped her with it? Why wouldn't she take it off and just wander around as herself?
• Why would you say some ridiculous number like 13?? Say 4, slightly more reasonable.
• I'm sorry but seeing your parent when you were born because they delivered you does not count as meeting your parent. You don't start retaining memories until like 4 or 5.
• How could they see the ship with the camouflage panels on? How did they figure out how to ping her tracker?
• Is the city just a giant version of that item the people can't touch?
• What They Become
• He keeps mentioning this so called promise but here's the thing, Skye never asked him to do this so that promise was something he said and made to himself. She may want to meet her dad but she should be able to do it under her own terms not somebody else's.
• HER MOTHER WAS THE ONE THAT GOT RIPPED APART ON THE TABLE!
• Why is he just touching her like that? Sir, you have not known me my entire life, you do not get to touch me and pretend we are family.
• Of course you have heard it before, it's a very common nursery rhyme song! It has no significance.
• Her mother didn't age? You know the chinese have very good skin care routines that make them appear as though they don't age, maybe you are mistaken...
• Is he really going to be mad that somebody else took him out before he could? Like jeez, the guy is dead, isn't that the important part?
• Y'know, for somebody who hasn't been around the past 2 decades and didn't make much of any attempt to find her, he seems to care an aweful lot about making an everlasting impression of being her only "father". Like sir, providing your jeans makes you biologically related but you haven't been there for anything so you do not get to call yourself that.
• DAISY?? HER NAME IS DAISY?!? Skye is so much better.
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