Marvel Movie Reviews w/ Rambo - Black Widow (2021)

  

This movie should have been made sooner in the series. It could have been made sooner in the series. We have had Black Widow in our midst since the Iron Man days. She has recruited so many of the Avengers. She helped keep Hulk sane. She broke them out of prison to reunite them after their falling out. She sacrificed herself to get the infinity stone! She is a very crucial part of this series, of this universe. AND YOU WAITED UNTIL SHE WAS DEAD IN THE SERIES TO GIVE HER A STORY OF HER OWN. Shame on you Marvel. And another thing, we get like 20 minutes, if that, of an actual origin story, and then you jump into what she was doing behind the scenes between the Ultron movie and the Infinity War movies. You couldn't have shown us more of her training and how she came to be as strong as she is? You couldn't have made a mini series with her adventures she went on doing stuff for the wrong side before becoming an Avenger? I feel as though we were robbed of these things. Just as Scarlett Johansson was robbed of her spotlight by putting this movie out so late AND during a global pandemic nonetheless. 

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• I just realized something as I started the movie... why are we getting a Black Widow movie, AFTER SHE IS PERMANENTLY DEAD?!?
• Is the blue-haired one meant to be her? She does not come off Russian at all.
• The mom looks familiar...
• I'm sorry, did you just call them forest stars? You mean lightning bugs?! Are you serious!?!
• What are they running from?
• Is Dad secretly a power user? He is like super strong...
• Is dad gonna get in the plane or just stay on the wing?
• Undercover work? Are they not a real family?
• They were sold off?
• So is this backtracking then? Not just an origin story of her before SHIELD but her after Ultron?
• She looks content on that ship.
• Hold up, who is this blondie and what just got sprayed in her face? She is acting like a different person now.
• Who is this guy in her trailer home?
• Under the stairs? What stairs? The outside stairs that lead into the trailer? Why leave it out there?
• Shouldn't you at least look to see what is in some of the packages? What if it is something helpful?
• Jesus! Who was waiting for her with a rocket launcher at the ready??
• Does everyone just have shields like Capt now??
• Did she take the vials out at least? Yes, good.
• That is a lot more vials then I thought it would be.
• It was that easy for her to find her sister?
• Why are they fighting?
• You sent it to her but it went to her in Budapest you dummy.
• Why not just chuck the anti-mind control vials at them? One per person. Let it break and free them.
• That was not very stylish falling.
• Did she just blast herself in the face with an energy blast?
• They definitely bicker like sisters.
• Put your seatbelt on?? DID IT HELP AT ALL?
• SHE KOd A LITTLE INNOCENT GIRL?!?
• She's just jealous of the pose and the fact that she became a hero.
• Why a white suit? Was her suit white before the Avengers? The others had black suits so I assumed that was the normal...
• So are we just not going to pull the step ladder thing in before taking off?
• They're going to break somebody out of jail?
• Isn't that the guy who plays the Sheriff in Stranger Things and adopts 11? What if this stint is the time he spent in the Russian prison in that show? lol
• He was the one who started the conversation; can't get upset with her for continuing it in detail.
• OH! It's their fake father.
• Y'all really didn't think to land when you started running out of gas? Instead, you just fell out of the sky? I mean, at least it didn't get destroyed.
• You're gonna get the family back together?
• That is a very long suppressor.
• Why is he trying to fit into his old suit?
• Does he think the two girls are still working on the same side as him? Does he not realize they are trying to tear apart the whole organization?
• I can't tell if mom wants to be free of the organization or believes in the work of the organization...
• The key to unlocking free will or the key to stealing free will?
• The fact that you call it a role to play is what means that it was not real.
• Wow. Mom is a traitor. Should've seen that coming.
• So Mom cared more about them in the beginning when Dad didn't and now the roles are reversed?
• Wouldn't a sky base still be noticeable by organizations like SHIELD? Unless he has cloaking tech I guess...
• YAY!!!! OUR GIRL OUTSMARTED THEM!! I wonder if mom helped or if our girl winged it all the way.
• So mom is in on it then?
• The family is going to be good now!
• Has she always had all those piercings and I just never knew?
• So she didn't kill his daughter!
• He's just casually dismissing his security like that?
• His pheramones stop her from hurting him? How does that work?
• Why is she making him hit her?
• Well, I do not think you will have enough of the cure for all those widows...
• Do you not realize she is no longer an Avenger?
• Oh dang, she was trying to turn of her senses by having him sever the nerve. I can't believe she just bashed her own forehead into the desk.
• So out of curiousity did the sister know that the blue suit agent was his daughter this entire time or not actually?
• Where's sister with the serum vials when you need her??
• Question, could we have used less vials with the same affect? Saved some for the other widows around the world?
• Do those soldiers even have parachutes??
• There is literally no way throwing that shield made it around her seat and out that tiny window to take out that guy.
• It's astonishing that sister didn't hit any of that debris while freefalling like that.
• Did mom and dad actually go back up to try and save people? We haven't seen them since she said they needed to go back...
• Is he actually gone though? Where's his body?
• What's with the whistle? We in the Hunger Games now Katniss?
• Why do they stay on the road? Don't y'all have vehicles that can cut across the grass and dirt yet?
• So was she detained or not?? Because she very much looks free to me!
• I will admit, the fireflies in the tree were a nice little homage to the start of the film.
• So the movie takes place after Ultron but before Infinity War? And the end credit scene takes place after End Game. Got it.
• Who is Valentina?
• What do you mean we are taking out Hawkeye?!? He isn't even the reason she died! She sacrificed herself! Also, how come the Avengers don't get some special burial plot or something??

Click Games Help Me Pass The Time - Game Reviews Part 6

Hello and welcome to another click game review, since I have found quite a lot more click games, and I am excited to try them all and let you know how they actually are in the coming weeks. But let's focus on this week's four games.

Tapple - Click the middle of the screen and gain achievements fast. This game makes an annoying sound when you click the apple, but when the achievements are coming in this fast, who really cares? The only achievement I couldn't figure out how to get was the hidden button, but because of that, I am calling this completed. I would have rated this 5 stars if I could have found that button. 4.5/5

Silly Linguine Cat Simulator Deluxe Online - If you are going to try this game, I suggest that you buy the auto clicker in the shop its going to make getting chests that much easier in order to complete the 98 achievements quicker. If you want to play it more casually, just spend the money on the chests or the gambling game offers. Collecting all the skins is the aim of the game, but I really like this, so I am hoping the person who made this comes out with another game like it or updates this one (with new achievements). 5/5

Egg - Technically, I put work into this game for 2 days, not continuously, but when I closed it at the end of day 1, I thought it would have an auto save since there was not an obvious button. It didn't save.  I had to start over, and there is only one achievement. On day 2, I decided I needed to get an auto-clicker to assist me in this journey to 10000000 clicks for that one achievement. It took all day, 12 hours, genuinely, to finish this one day. My hand was dying from the amount of clicking I did, and I probably would not have gotten it without the auto-clicker.  I do not like using an auto clicker, but I knew that for this game, I had no choice when it didn't save my progress from the previous day. 1/5

Click to 10 - you get to 10, and it then closes the game, no achievements. 1/5

Thank you for reading. I really hope you enjoy these if you do play them, especially since I did not enjoy the last game very much, but I think that's because I mostly lean towards games that have achievements these days, since I would like to get five thousand achievements this year. Good luck if you try any of these on Steam. I have to note that there are more achievements on Silly Linguine Cat Simulator Deluxe Online since I wrote the review. Have a great rest of your day, and thank you for reading. 

Marvel Movie Reviews w/ Rambo - Spiderman: Far From Home (2019)

  

I do not like being lied to. This movie is full of lies. First, you want me to believe that all the people in the Blip didn't age that entire time. Then you want me to believe that Peter has had a crush on MJ this entire time, even though in the first movie, he crushed on the bad guy's daughter, and MJ had like nothing to do with the first one (she just sat around taking up space and being sassy). OH! And then you want me to believe this Mysterio guy is a good guy, even though (SPOILER ALERT) HE IS LITERALLY THE KING OF ILLUSIONS AND LIES. Like, I get that Tony was a total butt face in his first movie or two, but after that, he started growing as a person, and it seemed like he was treating people better. Was he really treating you all like such crap that you felt the need to take over his legacy after he passed? On the bright side, Spidey is really growing into his role as a hero. Not completely hating this version of Spidey anymore, but still not understanding why he is so much more involved in the Marvel universe than the other Spideys were. Mostly, I think I enjoy the childish glee he brings into every situation. Wish he didn't have to go through such hardships, though.

!!! SPOILERS BELOW !!!

• So Nick Fury is back to being STILL alive. Cool.
• Who the heck is this Aquaman bubble head guy? And that Fantastic Four Thing looking guy?
• Not a fan of the sad music playing in the Marvel logo intro.
• How is the High School news cast still going with the same people after they disappeared for five years?
• Oh, they tell us how they didn't age during that blip.
• Did he just call them Bachelors? I thought they were still high school students?
• What is up with Aunt Mae? Was she gone during the blip or did the other people come back from the blip?
• Also, what is up with Peter? Why is he so stiff?
• Are Happy and Aunt Mae going to become a thing?
• Aww, poor Peter is feeling the pressure. I dont think they should consider him as Stark's replacement. Just an Avenger there to help if needed.
• Why is the new robotic suit look all pixelated in that box? Also why is the box just out in the open?
• Excuse me but if he blipped then how did he change?!?
• Why did everyone have to rearrange? Why couldn't Peter just switch with the one person?
• Blondie isn't even in Peter's seat!
• Are blondie and Peter's friend going to start liking eachother?
• A banana? Really? How was it not caught when they departed the states?
• That one teacher is kind of a dummy.
• Really? What is webbing going to do against water?
• So Bubble headed guy is a hero then?
• Does he have powers like Doctor Strange? 
• Why doesn't he go back to the hotel to get his suit?
• How come the other pillar things broke but that part doesn't? Wasn't it all made at the same time and of the same material?
• Because that wasn't awkward at all...
• So when did Peter start crushing on MJ? He didn't have a thing for her in the first movie.
• Well, Fury found him.
• How did the teacher not hear Fury's voice and question somebody else in the room? 
• How does NOBODY hear the other voice in the room??
• What was that that Stark left behind for Peter?
• This is where the multiverse comes into play? Why in Spiderman and not in Avengers?
• Why is Thor studied in Physics?
• I don't think your aunt is going to mind you helping out. But also, kid, you show pretty much everyone your identity and tell then you are Peter Parker, why are you so scared of the world finding out? Tony told the world and he was fine...ish...
• Wow. Not Fury changing the school trip itinerary...
• So, this Spiderman is very clearly, very much intertwined with the Marvel universe and the other heroes... Why weren't the first two Spider-Men involved with other heroes?
• How does nobody hear Peter talking to himself?
• Who is this foreign blondie making Peter suits?
• Good job Peter. Almost KOing all your classmates.
• Do they remember he is just a kid? You are expecting him to deal with adult problems and he is more worried about his high school life.
• Thank you Ned for always helping without questioning. Just don't spill anymore secrets.
• MJ calling Peter cute is cute.
• What is MJ doing? She is going to ruin everything.
• Why does Mysterio kind of sound like Ant-Man?
• Was driving into the courtyard like that the best idea?
• Is that really the end of Mysterio? Doesn't even get his own movie? Just done??
• Oh... He didn't die.
• Why you gotta mess with his feelings like that??
• He's just chilling in a bar with his mask off??? What happened to not wanting his classmates to know his identity?
• What happens when Mysterio turns out to be a bad guy?
• HE IS A BAD GUY!!
• Is he even from a different Earth??
• Nope.
• Did y'all really hate Stark that much? Like, yeah, he sucked in the first movie of his, but he grew and changed and became better.
• Why does she have her backpack?
• Aww, she crushed his dreams. By being the sleuth that she is. She guessed he was Spider-Man. He didn't lie when he said he wasn't going to say that, he was going to say he loved her. But now his crush is squashed because she only watched him to find out he was Spider-Man.
• Is this before he got the glasses or after?
• After.
• The locking seatbelts are indeed very annoying. Just saying.
• Mysterio is very fitting for somebody who fights with illusion power.
• How did he know about the sweatsuit?
• This whole montage is giving the colorful elephant scene from Dumbo.
• Poor Spidey.
• Why are Netherland prisoners so nice?
• Who did he call?
• HAPPY!
• Jesus, how many spidey suits did Tony design?
• Happy looks at Peter playing with Tony's suit mech computer and he sees Tony all over again. He even played the same music that Tony use to play in the lab. I bet, even though he knows that Peter will never be another Tony, he knows that Peter is the next best option.
• Now that she knows Spidey's true identity, she hates the other guy. That should work out in Peter's favor right?
• Aunt Mae def called it the Peter Tingle around Happy. How else would she know?
• Aww, that is a very cute little parachute... does it actually help?
• So does or doesn't Fury know what is actually going on?
• Shouldn't there be some protocol in place that Edith could never KO Spidey?
• They are causing A LOT of damage.
• Is there even going to be any of Edith left after this battle?
• How is he controlling Edith without the glasses?
• Did he have any of this Spidey sense stuff before this point in time? He had to have had a little bit of one in order for them to call it his Peter Tingle, right?
• He's just chilling there on the bridge in his costume with his face all out?? What about his secret now?
• Oh, Happy told Fury about the stuff.
• Was the blond girl dating Spider-Man's friend supposed to be Gwen Stacey?
• Spidey, you really shouldn't be taking selfies to send her, as Spidey.
• So what happens when photos come out of Spidey and MJ swinging through the city? Are they going to try saying she is cheating on Peter with Spider-Man?
• WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE IS FRAMING SPIDEY AS A VILLAIN?!?
• Really. Now we get the daily bugal? Also, how is it the same chief editor from the other movies?
• So much for keeping his secret identity.
• Shouldn't SHIELD have caught that there was footage being leaked of Spidey's secret identity and stopped it from hitting the news?
• Woah woah woah. Was Fury replaced by the green aliens from Captain Marvel?? Is he not actually alive??
• Never mind, he is just taking a vacation... in space...